D'y ever wonder how (with multiples) we managed to fill a thread so quickly???

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hope this is ok

The patatas bravas weren't bad for a British chick. Mars where are you? I want to talk to you about my hangover. Happy belated birthday by the way, I have a present for you, well not really, in fact I don't at all.

Where've you been DrunkenFriend? Honestly!

And as to NO PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!! You are FOREVER BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wey hey hey Mars! Yeah, sorry no excuse, for present or absence. I'm perving on sofa with an over excited Momma, Russel Brand or Ashton Kutchner or both

You could actually say those words about Russell Brand? Fecking hell.... you must be truly p*ssed!!!!!!!!!

At least I have a computer! And not a tiny Ipod phone thing that I annoyingly tap with my little finger pointing up in the air to add an air of status.

I had a Russell Brand sex dream a few months ago, have seen him in a different light ever since.

I've heard that Forgetting Sarah Marshall is good but don't want to see it because wankpot is in it!

Are the lies about the vomitmeister or the ipod? lol

Oh, I couldn't drink tonight! I was soooo Brutalised by alcohol last night that I drank my decongestant by my bed and not my water. I also put foundation on my toothbrush this morning.

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna be back in the cuntry with you! TAKE MY F*CK ME SHOES OFF AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT???????????

Mars if we run away to join the Masai can we take vodka?

Yes we can DF! Yes we can. It's a requirement by law!