Do y` ever wonder what it would be like to give birth on the shag pile?

[triplets]

Do y`?

right think im back now dt's are not happy 2nite lol

could never forget you trips - if I could reach I would give you a big snog - arent you the lucky one

shazzer get ready for the dam wall coming down - get your pinky ready to plug it.

Poor shazzer she has walked into the Jeremy Kyle show

I know cos I have trodden the same path as you, trouble with our path is there are lots of detours but they all seem to eventually bring us back to the same place!

Momma... can't make my body move. 2 back to back labours have done for me. I wouldn't mind but they were my mid and late April clients. I still have my March clients to go (and that could be at any time... so I ought to be in bed... but am praying they don't go before next week).

Sagapo trips xxxxxxxxxxxx

ample bobos gladly snuggled into Mars, a girl needs a hug at times, a hug can make a heart sing again!

Night Momma - sleep tight, dont let the bedbugs bite....xxxx

Shabs, one of these days when our lives settle down, you and I are going off on that trip we always promised ourselve, we could be as bad as we wanted, could you imagine? Cousre I would need to be bigger tassles, outgrown my last pair

Night night lovely Momma xxx

Wish that child would stop singing on the right of the screen, its getting on my nerves!

Me too! Off like a dirty shirt!

Yawn............

Trips how funny would it be if we were both in our 70's by then Nikos, the beautiful one, would be around 40 and I could then say to him - 'Do you know how old I am??' 'Come on love make an old lady very happy!!'

We could go down Bar Street, Faliraki with our zimmer frames with Union Jack flags on, and whistles and disco stuff adorning them. Ha Ha - how wonderful - maybe we could even get arrested

I like this virtual planet of Mumsnet much more than real life

lol shabs i have a box of kleenex at the ready an a bottle of wine
nite momma

Aw Rubes dont be sorry - I did warn you

I was glad you asked - it makes me focus on things and (without the aid of much alcohol tonight) actually say the bad things right out loud.

Thanks for listening to me - you can all back away from the dam now - I have gathered my bobos and will be just fine. Till the next time.........

Oh rubester - come back, I promise I wont be serious any more.

wotever they are needed for rubes lol

Survivors you and me Shabs, lokk, here we are, despite all the tears, both in our prime, still running up to school gates, whilst others half our age are driving there! And of course we are forever being told how young we look by that man with the nice dog and white stick

Jeez, how many spelling mistakes tonight have I made, who is dyslexic?

Shazzer - ta for the offer of snot rags tissues - I have my apple juice on the desk but thank you for the offer of wine.

Trips - when in Faliraki you have to do a dance that goes like this:- Big fish (arms like a fisherman describing the catch of the day) little fish (arms like the size of the fish they really caught) cardboard box (do the shape of a cardboard box with your hands)

Now, do it really quickly to the very loud beat of some house type music. Thats it Trips - Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.

Just watch how Shazzer is doing it shes one of the young 'uns on here. Now practice every day and wiggle your bum - my bum(s) are shaking as we speak.

Trips I like that young man with the white stick and the labrador BUT he's not feeling anything of mine........mind you if he buys me some 'pretend' Baileys from Aldi I might think about it................