Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Does anyone want a dt? ANYONE? Up for grabs to the first taker.
I've really had enough today. He was good as gold all weekend, while daddy was home. As soon as daddy goes to work he's up to no good.
He yanked off all the shoes and spread mud everywhere, ok that one I can ignore, jsut cleaned him up.
He was sitting angelically on the couch watching cbeebies so I left him for two minutes, came back and he smeared vaseline all over his face and given himself a lovely hairdo. Shower no.1.
Went out in the garden, digging the base for their new playhouse. Lovely sunny day, boys were running around. Shay went behind the shed, checked and he was jsut playing with some gravel and a bucket. 5 minutes later, there is blue paint EVERYWHERE. I don't know how the hell he got the lid off, it was a brand new tub, I was using it so they didn't slam the door and lock me out in the garden.
He is so quick and just waits until my back is turned to get up to something. On friday, it was the fireplace, he looked like a chimney sweep. And this is the same dt that managed to open and jump out of his bedroom window, falling 10 foot. I can't do anyhting with him.