Cake..............did someone say cake?? Have muffins, mince pies, apple pies and scones in my freezer still, no, no more cakes.......pleeeeeeeeeeeese!!
Have just eaten 3/4 of a box of M&S chocolate covered brazils, need comfort food, now regret it as it means more pounds to go on:(
Both feeling abit fed up, Attendance Allowance people will not renew his claim, after all he only has stage 4 cancer............
Anyone got any good jokes..........I need a laugh. Heres one for you!
"Paddys sister is expecting twins, he is with her when her waters break. She is rushed into hospital and after a traumatic time the babies, a boy and a girl are born. As things werent looking good for a while Paddy was asked to name the babies and the priest would baptize them.
He goes into the ward and tells his sister that they are fine but had to be named.
"So what did you call them" Paddy`s sister asks.
"I called the girl Denise".
"And what did you call the boy"?
I called the boy Denephew"!!
Well........I thought it was funny!!!
Kale Nits mon amis.....................no alarm clocks!! xx