I rang to ask how much I pay to call a mobile (to see if my new tesco mobile is cheaper)
BTman "13p a minute - but you can go on BTmobile and you will save 25%"
Me "that's sounds good - how much does it cost?"
BTman "£1.50 a month and you save 25%"
Me "How much did I spend on mobile calls in the last quarter?"
BTman "I don't know"
Me"Never mind I'l check on-line"
BTman"can you do that?"
Me "yes - Never mind I only spent £10 last quarter"
BTman"So shall I put you down for it then?"
Me"No - I'd need to spend £19 a quarter to make it worth while.....
Then came long conversation about basic maths - I gave up after nearly 10 minutes of explaining that BT bills are for 3 months and 3x£1.50 was £4.50 and that £4.50 was 25% of £19 - so I'd need to spend £19 on mobile calls to save money
Did I get a thick one - or am I a maths genius (if I'm a genius btw it's the first time anyone has noticed)