A letter from the council regarding her recent telephone complaint about about the noise from the pub down her lane, and enclosing a log sheet to note times and durations of the disturbances.
Erm, no says my Mum, on the phone to the council, we use the pub regularly as a family, wouldn't dream of complaining anyway plus the pub has been there for hundreds of years.
Oooh says council worker, let's do some double checking - the name quoted in the complaint was not in full, the telephone number was wrong although the address and first and last names were correct.
Council will investigate - appears to be malicious.
Admittedly the pub has rowdy times - eg bbq on bank holidays, but the landlords have good control and there is never any fighting, music/karaoke turned off by 11pm at the latest, usually before then.
Mum thinks that it is Mr and Mrs Newly-moved-in-grumpy-pants up the lane.
Coo, this is like some cop show...