Botwatch 89!!!!!! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM.

[Spongebobette]

New thread! Welcome to anyone who wants to be better informed about the dodgy practices of multi level marketing companies

Reminds me of when FL brought her to heel and she had ‘planning’ meetings with Bloodsucker - which she characterised as planning for expansion but were really arranged to stop her colouring outside the lines

Please only check out Sleeze's stories if you have a strong stomach, no longer a bare chest but full glory in shorts. I hope the gruesome twosome don't get bitten by the monkeys they are petting there is a high risk of rabies.

Comes in handy sometimes when your boyfriends mum is a business coach 🤣

I suppose this quote on Yawn’s insta means she has been able to put a spanner in the works of another fledgling career. At least this time she is offering soundbites about how to act in an interview to her DS’s present GF rather than dragging some young girl into Forever Living for her to end up spending a fortune and failing to get any traction whatsoever. It can’t be the same girlfriend can it?!

Anyone figured out the latest Sleaze scam? Can you just rock up to Zanzibar and buy a hotel ...

Oh dear she’s resorted to including her son’s gf as a ‘client’

And using divorce coach bot as a speaker

desperate times

Desperate @Spongebobette . Divorce bot is clearly dying to get involved. What could she possibly be speaking about? I suggest the following titles for her talks to clients:

Pivoting Your Career in preparation for your release big launch

Career Breaks Sewing Mailbags

[Re]writing your CV using Creativity

Data Handling the Alan Titchmarsh Way

Portfolio Careers - the compatibility of backstreet legal work, dental nursing and fraud

Branding: the Benefits of marriage and renaming yourself after the dog in the BBC children’s classic programme The Herb Garden.

Coaching you through your Divorce from Reality

I see Castle has posted about Victoria Beckham and how great she is. VB has had over 40m pumped in to her company by her husband and uses her kids constantly for publicity so I can see her appeal to castle.

That Data Handling the Titchmarsh Way point made me need my asthma inhaler :) oh I did laugh and laugh and laugh, thank you!

I’m glad you had a laugh @user1471446301
To be honest it’s Divorce Bot providing the good comedy material so thanks should probably go to her, not me. Have you thought about Belief Coding for curing your Asthma and any Money Blocks you may have?!

@Justdancevance yep and admits she’s useless at business- I remember when we lived in a chi chi bit of south west London and there were a lot of well heeled ladies with nice little cafes or Nick nack shops - they didn’t exactly seem busy and it’s not a cheap area and I suspect there was a far bit of city types keeping the wife busy and propping them up financially .

good idea! sure to be better than an inhaler and an ISA!

There’s nothing at all in yawns weekly planner that anyone else is paying for. I’m surprised she’s shared it.

Castle’s feathers somewhat ruffled

@CastleofMey someone’s hit a nerve there haven’t they? It’s so obvious she and Bruv are propped up by their parents. There is another upheld complaint on the ASA website today against a coach for exaggerating the earning potential of their offering and it’s about time she appeared there as she does exactly the same. It would be awkward for Bruv and Apprentice Bot to get another 15 minutes of fame via Castle, especially now Apprentice Bot has shifted to income and lifestyle claims. How long before Castle deletes that comment?

lying long legged bird, she needs to update her Instagram she is still quoting "Double Revenue, Increase PROFIT by 40%+ & diversify income"

@user1471446301 true. There are a lot of coaches with upheld rulings to chose fro this week. I was looking at the boss girl one and I see the global bully Robbins is featured too. The long legged bird probably thinks they won’t check her content again which is very much Apprentice bot’s thinking.

uhhh Robbins

what a turd he is

That diary of Yawn’s is a joke. Only someone with a great deal of time on their hands has a diary that is dominated by dog walking and gym going. As someone upthread says, no obvious income generation going on, no 1:1 coaching clients booked in but lots of “planning” and coffee drinking. Her busy diary is her excuse for shutting up shop for the Unlucky Club by disguising its failure behind BuildaBear and another name change. This probably feels like strategy to Yawn but to the observer is rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic.

If it’s a true reflection of her time it’s not a great reflection on her business. Equally, I could share a photo of a diary where I’ve scheduled in “meeting with Coutts Bank and then fly to Panama to count my money” but it wouldn’t be an accurate reflection of my time so I don’t know what Yawn is trying to tell her followers as it doesn’t prove anything and could be entirely fictitious. I expect “Watch Lorraine and Homes under the Hammer” probably takes up a lot of diary time. It must be exhausting, feeling you have to construct posts like the diary one to keep the fiction going. She’s better off using her time to watch Homes under the Hammer than post all this obvious rubbish.

Spare the thought on the dynamics of LOVING on the same land as your parents

New fred

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/money-matters/5427676-botwatch-90-mlm-is-dying-but-we-are-still-watching-and-sadly-there-are-still-many-victims-996-of-participants-in-these-legal-schemes-lose-money-but-they-are-still-being-promised-the-world-by-mlm-and-coaching-scams-are-just-as-bad

She needs to manifest Adrian Mole.

@CastleofMey I’m rather sniggering at the ‘my parents haven’t paid for me since I was31’ - it’s hardly 16 is it ! I would be embarrased if my parents were paying for me at 31