Botwatch 89!!!!!! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM.

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New thread! Welcome to anyone who wants to be better informed about the dodgy practices of multi level marketing companies

This was the event that last year Yawn attended as a speaker, the year before it was Uber. I think last year Uber CBA to go so nominated Yawn who jumped at the chance and this year it's 2Jags turn, the whole thing looked rather dismal

balsam hill trees are expensive artificial trees for a decent one you will be spending more than 500 pounds and for many closer to 800 pounds. I remember castle was buying buying trees and expensive bedding when she put the house on air bnb, not sure if it was even let over Christmas, but she insisted (probably to the bank of mum and dad it was essential)

But in true castle style, her accounts are late, but she’s rebranding and I guess senior castles and mr castle are renovating the bathrooms for her. But who is writing the cheque

Mr Castle is probably invoicing the senior castles for his time and tub of grout even though the senior castles are also grafting away with Mr Castle Senior providing the new heating system by setting fire to twenty pound notes on a continuous basis and Mrs Castle Senior polishing the taps using her own sweat and tears.

Meanwhile Bruv and Castle are downstairs fiddling around with another set of taps, turning them with full force to see how much money comes out. They won’t be happy if there is just a trickle because of the pressure on the system upstairs. The senior castles need to look smart: that Rangey has got a full glove box and some mud in the footwell so it’s really time they replaced it.

It’s up to the senior castles and they’ve made a rod for their own backs. I wouldn’t care except for the fact that people do still fall for the illusion that Castle can help them because ‘look what a success she clearly is’. I spoke to someone recently who is totally taken in by Castle and her tale of rags to riches and is prepared to pay Castle to show her the way.

Artificial trees? A Christmas tree is one thing, but what you have described @Justdancevance sounds bonkers. Do you think Castle will buy an artificial dog so it can cock its leg on it?

They're nothing special and I never understood the hype surrounding them, it's just the name that people salivate over, Marks & Spencer, John Lewis all do realistic better quality trees, Balsam Hill's realistic tree doesn't even look realistic, the price of them is ridiculous too...

I didn’t realise it was the same event @user1471446301 And yes I remember Uber nominating Yawn but I can’t imagine that happening this time last year as they had fallen out (unless Uber thought it might be the final nail in Yawn’s coffin).

2Jags would be wise to look at what being a speaker at the event has done for Yawn before she decides it’s the gateway to fame and fortune.

oh yes, it couldn't have been last year you are correct, it had all gone south by then, it was 2023, how time flies!

It will be interesting to see how your friend gets on being coached by castle

Let us know how that works out, from what I’ve seen it seems chat gpt generated waffle,

I can't remember Witchy Woo's Bot handle (Castles ex co-conspirator) but I really, really hope she gets a fence for her pool rather than using spells & magic over aesthetics to keep her children safe.

I saw that 2 Jags did a ‘delivery day’ reel of her customer orders just before she went to that event. It consisted of 6 gels and a couple of deodorants and a protein powder.

Now that doesn’t seem to be the basis of a successful business. I imagine if a shop only sold 10 items a week never mind a month they’d be out of business pretty quickly.

It’s almost like… the product sales don’t matter… but something else is much more important… the hapless downlines maybe?

We call her Fierce but I like ‘Witchy Woo’!

Bruv has got his 15 minutes of fame being named as the colouring in person on an upheld complaint about Apprentice Bot on the ASA site today. She blames him for publishing a lie about depression treatment success. Bunch of crooks including the fake neuro scientist with no degree at all!

@pontivex ha ha - so true

@pontivex ha ha - so true

@pontivex ha ha - so true

But they spend so much time being glamorous at events and having photoshoots! Surely that means they can be taken seriously 🤪

Bruv is so super creepy, always sneaking up on people and filming them

@Spongebobette he makes my flesh crawl. He is so sycophantic and creepy and such a liar. Anyway, he’s been having a stressful few days deleting his and Apprentice Bot’s health claim contents and I thought this represents his current stress.

Is his mother not on the case to sort it all out ?

Uber can fuck right off with this statement. She is proof that a certain type of behaviour and lucky timing is what it has historically taken to succeed in MLM. She categorically isn’t an example of what someone joining in 2025 can achieve, even if they are prepared to follow her lead on the bullying and intimidation of downlines. It looks like she’s felt the need to state all this which shows how many bots are getting knock backs. Good.

@YouOKHun I would love to see her definition of a global business!! Makes it sound like she’s running jaguar landrover -

I see Bruv is blaming ChatGPT for the ASA complaint that was upheld.
Apparently a troll or hater reported him!

OMG he’s awful

so sloppy and still trying to make claims about belief bollox

@DeliaDeetzApprentice Bot made that claim verbally a number of times and so did the fake neuroscientist so I think we can conclude Bruv was just following orders. He probably offered to take the blame as he has been tossing up to Apprentice bot for a while.

Bruv flashes up the fake neuroscientist as he speeds through his excuses
you’d think he’d know enough to avoid that