Botwatch 89!!!!!! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM.

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Urgh did you see Bruv stealth filming and posting some women who were taking about the g spot and then gurning at the camera and giggling about it

he's such a creep

@user1471446301 yes, when asked a direct question he doesn’t lie (or at least, he didn’t back then when the interview took place) and does say he doesn’t have a degree and largely it’s other people in BC who have inflated his CV.

He’s like an Indian Archie the Inventor from Balamory who has come up with a number of Heath Robinson style contraptions for measuring what proportion of someone’s brain is susceptible to bullshit. It turns out that tests on people who have signed up to BC shows they are indeed in possession of brains susceptible to bullshit. And this is why we need large sample sizes of randomised subjects and not Dr Dismal’s questionnaires along the lines of, ‘After a session of BC did you feel
A) much much better
B) totally cured and so happy
C) really fantastic
D) amazeballs

After CBT did you feel
A) like you were a bit of hater
B) much much worse
C) disappointed that it wasn’t BC
D) Like you would never get rid of your Dementia without a miracle cure like BC.

result from this research: 83% total happiness achieved on the Live Laugh Love BC Depression Scale.

I did see that on Insta he claimed to be doing a PhD at a famous US medical school which IS a lie.

What made me laugh about Bruv’s “dog ate my homework” style Live is that he said, ‘it’s not such and such percent, that’s AI lying, the treatment success rate was more like 75% or 60% so still amazing’. Excellent idea Bruv, back up the first lie with another lie with slightly lower numbers.

Apprentice bot is Cult of Self, she’s not selling a method, she is using force of personality to get people to pay for expensive endless BC training. Among her devoted followers is Bruv who she has persuaded to take the rap for the dodgy research lies and the Chief Syanze Officer who is clearly a bit in love with her and is spending a lot of money flying to the UK to snuggle up to her and announce whatever research results Apprentice bot thinks will bring in the punters. They are victims of someone who will absolutely drop them in the shit if it suits her. I just hope Bruv has been outed as the inauthentic liar he really is to just a few more people.

I love the Archie and Heath Robinson comparisons! Everything you've said is spot on. I think Castle and the apprentice charlatan are his only clients, I think he will be back above the garage shortly or spare room at the lodge.

Yawn’s pivoted her ‘offering’ AGAIN with an announcement in a noisy cafe.

So now she is offering career advice for women not just business advice

people going for promotions or needing help with their CV

why on earth would anyone think she has expertise in this area?

Now she is saying forced retirement, how can she be forced to "retire" from her own Bizzniss? perhaps she didn't touch it enough?

Yawn has created a lovely new manifestation app, but it's not an App is it, it's just a section in her group page.

Her Brand is totally diluted. Initially it was an agency, but now she is Jack of All trades master of none. Her desperation is palpable and non of her businesses are sustainable there are no "multiple streams of income" willable or otherwise.

She will need to work for another 20 years (more with no pension) I hope she comes to this realisation and seeks employment for her own and families sake, she is wasting her life right now but i think she is too much of a narc to see it.

Oh so Unlucky Girl has been rebranded as Manifest something?

it’s almost as though she has to keep chopping and changing and repackaging the same old same old to try to get some attention

And it’s not an App FFS

Would people really join a group like 666 to be told how to squat and that squatting is good for you. Seems bizarre to me when fitness is all over YouTube.

Sleaze appearing topless with his Mr Big cigar. He says, ‘Fuck loosing’. You’d think he’d be able to spell the word lose by now wouldn’t you? Perhaps his fake designer jeans are looser thanks to Zanzibar fever and that’s what he’s saying? He is ridiculous. How does anyone fall for his impression of success?

I don't know what direction Yawn's going in..

He sounds very classy..

I do ..... Downhill. Fast

Manifestly Ridiculous®️? She does have to chop and change to keep getting the attention of a dwindling band of followers. Any new audience must be courtesy of whoever she has attached herself to in yet another “collab”. It’s unsustainable and I wonder what Mr Yawn really thinks about what the whole MLM escapade has really brought them given it’s left them with what seems to be a large hole in their finances.

I’m off to a literary festival in the spa town favoured for the Yawns’ dates. I am wondering if I will encounter the Yawns in the wild accompanied by the horse. I’m almost more excited by that than listening to Michael Palin.

@SnoogyWoo I feel like I need to give her some career advice- never mind giving it to others .

Uber must be feeling the pinch asking if anyone knows of any upcoming Christmas Fairs and events. Nothing screams Christmas more than a tray of tiny paper jizz filled cups and a table littered with toiletries with packaging from the '70's. Perhaps her man can stick a bauble on his gentlemen's pride to reel in the punters.

Smart man re appearing after all the work was done 🤣

@user1471446301 ha! I will never ever get over the name Gentlemen’s Pride! Who on earth thought it was a good idea?! Did no one at HQ say, ‘oh come ON, you can’t call it THAT!’?

It reminds me of the lack of awareness throughout FLP from the Gentlemen at the HQ waving their prides about to the humble bot not standing back and considering how their desperate Facebook promotion is going to look. Who can forget this gem?

Forever Living’s very own lubricant: K Y bother? gel …

I’ll get my coat …

@YouOKHun I’m sorry - I can’t believe that wasn’t intentional !! Surely it must have been - Lol!!

oh My! I don't remember seeing that!

@Crikeyalmightyas far as I know it was absolutely not intentional and given the general twilight world of MLM I can totally believe it!

@YouOKHunhaha..that picture is hilarious, I’ve not seen it before but once seen never forgotten!
Enjoy listening to Mr Palin, am very very envious. Hopefully you’ll be able to avoid any househorses third wheeling on coffee dates

@ticktock19 yes, I’m very happy about listening to Mr Palin. I fell in love with him at an early age when he appeared in Monty Python as Mr F G Superman hiding a secret identity as Bicycle Repair Man (if you remember that sketch?). I will avoid the Giggling Squid as that’s a key Date venue.

As for the photo. I have a library of some choice MLM pics but that’s a favourite. I thank God for the invention of the screen shot!