@ArbunneHun not sure if you’ve followed the last 18 months but Yawn’s departure from FLP has been a slow and excruciating one. You’d think she was given a golden handshake and a round of applause on her last day (though of course I know you’ve got her number and wouldn’t fall for this idea).
In case you missed it (and can tolerate a summary) then here are the highlights:
The beginning of the end was her being one of the featured bots in a TiNA report into income claims which upset HQ US because it meant the spotlight was placed on them and they had to shuffle things around to make it look like they’d dealt with the rogue bots.
Then around the same time came an epic meltdown, calling airline staff cunts (over a predicament of her own creation) in a broadcast on SM which also name-checked Forever. Much as I feel the “c” word and Forever do very much belong together in the same sentence Forever evidently didn’t feel the same and she removed the clip. She was STILL making income claims - how could she stop with a dwindling bizniz to shore up?
Then came brief mentoring from the smiling assassin that is Bloodsucker and then when that was swiftly canned it became clearer that there had been Michael Kors handbags at Dawn with other bots and Yawn was frozen out by Uber along with ex-BFF, the one who I think was Yawn’s upline and also a flip-flopping 2Jags. Many tears and talk of removing toxic people from her life. During August 2024, a panicked Yawn unveiled her spiritual side, purchasing a Buddha statue from The Range and announcing a new affinity with nature and the Good Life. She shared a series of picture postcard views she claimed to be from her back door but weren’t and a series of idyllic shots of her poo picking or digging raised beds in unsuitable footwear.
She seemed to be still part of FLP but stopped being featured by them, no photos of her, no name checks at event she attended. Then she was cancelled as a speaker. Other bots seemed to alter their behaviour too, either laying low or talking about being coaches and not mentioning FLP. As if a telling off had happened along with an instruction to lie low. She was glad, she said, to put the pressures of the international successful six figure business owner behind her, yet she was clinging on for dear life. It emerged that someone was paying for the new spiritual life and this had been the case for some time (as of today Mr Yawn has been back in a J.O.B for about 2 years).
As hope faded of breathing new life into her FLP grift she joined the ranks of many desperate bots - Yawn rebranded as a coach. She created a club with around 70 members, though the number paying £22 a month wasn’t clear. This did not sit comfortably alongside her FLP activities. The club was where her faithful downline could go to hear what they’d already heard many times before. No matter, by Christmas there would be many more members and by mid 2025 there would be thousands of members she promised - there are 49 members.
During the initial flurry of coaching activity the Good Life persona was quietly parked in favour of a series of photoshoots featuring some unbecoming shots of a super successful six figure coach who had already run three successful businesses. She published a book which was reviewed by critics quite harshly before dropping out of view on Amazon and missing out on the Booker Prize.
In February she severed links with Forever (she said) but they still retain her video clip in their closed FBO group talking about how FLP is currently giving her financial freedom and a huge and stable income. It seems income claims are fine if TiNA can’t see them! All that is left of the FLP career is a desperate need to flog product by undercutting other bots. However she retains a dilapidated caravan, a bot potty, the keyring from the crushed white Rangey and a large directors loan.
(I’ve probably missed out loads!).