Botwatch 88 !! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM.

[YouOKHun]

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Scamaloupolis: we are on our knees in the UK and I think it’s beginning to show. The shiny new office only went so far as a distraction. Please help!

Fat Controller: oh FFS what has happened to the UK? Look, I tell you what, I’ll create an award called the Spirit Booby Prize which I’ll award to the UK. It will be all about “one team” blah blah. When I’m on stage I’ll say ‘who has won the spirit award????!!”. Then I’ll mention a couple of successful countries like Hungary and Japan. Then I’ll award it to the UK team so it looks like it’s all about great teams and potential, “get in first as we start our journey” etc etc. BUT your side of the bargain is you’ve got to get them making lots of noise and chanting together. I want to see the full distraction tactic. They mustn’t see the car crash up ahead.

Scamaloupolis: will there be a free lip balm for the winners or shall I print some certificates off?

Fat Controller: Fuck no! I’m not having you waste printer ink on those has-beens. In fact get a job lot of those stripy tops and charge the fuckers for them. Get some other shit and charge them for that too.

Scamaloupolis: but what if they still can’t afford to buy from themselves when we get back to the UK?

Fat Controller: I don’t know…let’s tell them that they can be promoted quicker if they buy more stuff from themselves and recruit anything with a pulse. Just do your zany manic thing until they’re so confused they’re recruiting themselves whenever they catch their reflection in the mirror. We’ve put a load of the usual crap in different packaging so get them to buy that by the tonne. Oh, and make it work or you’ll need some of that printer ink for your resignation letter.

😂😂😂

The product yawns been 'gifted' to review is tge new range 2jags was showing st GR isn't it?

@definitelynotabotIt looks like Yawn is pushing the new skincare range from FLP. For someone who is such a successful coach and manifesting expert she seems unable to walk away from FLP.

Cross post @MaybeItsJustTimeToStopyes it’s the new thing to bang on about for the next few weeks until the bots have made their purchases. What happened to all the talk about the collagen? That was meant to be a game changer …

I haven't seen any of them slurping collagen sachets for a while @YouOKHun , it's so weird how yawn is basically behaving like she's left, when she clearly hasn't actually left 🤔

I mean it’s really not funny but 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wonder if Yawn is trying to position herself as some sort of skincare influencer and is using this as the jumping board. Mrs Stickman seems to be quite good at it, but she also has a job, and runs her husband’s garden business with him
aa well. I think she got binned off the patches for not selling any so she’s running out of directions to turn.

Yawn is not the very definition of throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks.

Has Nurse changed her Insta name? Haven’t looked at her posts for a while and can’t find her

Yawn is back promoting the struck off coach. I thought she had distanced herself but desperate times call for desperate collaborations it seems.

@SpongebobetteI can find her at missfirstnamesecondname on insta.

The struck off solicitor is apparently a client and she’s going to help her with her social media

presumably she’s perfectly happy promoting someone who is a criminal and a fraudster

Yawn states she's manifested being cherry picked to promote a new brand, just not sure if it's the new flp range she's already posted or more crap tiktok trash from another kook coach!!

I see Sleaze has been released from flogging dodgy second hand cars in West London and is now back at his mum’s in Portugal.
Looks like he and Wig have been summoned to perform services for their scam overlords in the Gulf again.

Surprise surprise the skincare is FL, cherry picked to promote it my arse!

I wonder if Yawn will say this new skincare range from FL is what makes her skin look soooo good? Or was it the patches that did that? Or was it Aloe Vera gloop? To be a good liar you have to have a good memory which she hasn't....

Wow!
Thiugh to be fair, the number of bots who would be promoting it is dwindling fast.

You'd think she'd let the results of her work speak for themselves, rather than mY cliEnt SaYs Im bRilLiant

And not one who's been to prison.....

Oh dear she's gone in full throttle with struck off bot. You silly silly girl yawn. That's a very poor choice to get involved with a ex offender.

She’s describing her service as ‘expert conflict resolution for professionals, businesses and individuals’

so not just a divorce coach 😂

Ah so that was the "deal" Yawn was wittering on about!

Oh I do like this time of year when they all go frantic after the FGR.

Has anyone else suddenly had lots of "friend suggestions" from Facebook ....the suggested friends being bots?

I'm wondering why this has suddenly started happening...are they paying for fb to do this to everyone who.looks at their page?

Re Struck off Coach, her Linkedin states former lawyer then qualified as a teacher (her website says holds a Teaching Qualification) so how and when did this even happen?

Is it even possible to become a teacher convicted of fraud and 2 counts of perverting the cause of justice and custodial sentence? Or is this qualification just a hooky coach teaching print at home qualification.

I think Yawn has stepped in deep doo doo here with this particular client she is going to get done up like a kipper.