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Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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Spongebobette · 08/02/2025 13:57

Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

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Botpotty · 16/04/2025 13:13

ticktock19 · 15/04/2025 21:37

👏👏👏👏 to all that were guessing zinging, I think you’re spot on. Pedalo bot (I’ve forgotten what you originally called her @Botpotty) has done a live not naming anyone yet but is keen to tell about how it’s a supplement company focusing on testing and gut health. For one horrible moment I thought they’d signed up for Biolimitless that Wig and Sleaze are pushing but that would have necessitated them flying to the states

Pedalo Bot is a way better name @ticktock19 than Jacked In! peddling fast and going nowwhere. It's like that swan analogy The "swan analogy" describes the phenomenon of appearing calm and graceful on the surface while working hard and frantically underneath, often to hide the struggles or internal chaos.

Botpotty · 16/04/2025 14:45

Salon "She's ready for something huge" (preparing to be shafted again).

Nothing screams new business empire like a trip to B&M for a plastic set of drawers. She's been shopping for stationary rather than stationery, lets hope this is indicative that her business will not moving forward.

Spongebobette · 16/04/2025 15:43

Soooo many women commenting and liking - presumably mostly her downline who have just been shafted by Modere

lemmings!

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 16/04/2025 15:52

@Botpotty I remember Yawn describing herself as a ‘stationary nerd’ a couple of years ago. Judging by her progress since, this might have been one of the few times she ever told the truth (albeit due to an inability to spell properly).

Botpotty · 16/04/2025 16:06

Twentytwentyhindsight · 16/04/2025 15:52

@Botpotty I remember Yawn describing herself as a ‘stationary nerd’ a couple of years ago. Judging by her progress since, this might have been one of the few times she ever told the truth (albeit due to an inability to spell properly).

ha ha so true!

Botpotty · 16/04/2025 17:44

Yawn's live on Ticktok saying her glowing 44 year old skin is down to the planty plasters when it always used to be due to chugging gloop, She's sporting her hooky double C badge and an odd choice of bottoms. She's mentioned she's off to Leeds tomorrow for a photoshoot (again) in a blossom farm.
What a load of old cock.

Sugarplum48 · 16/04/2025 17:49

Jesus what's with all the ridiculous photoshoots??

Botpotty · 16/04/2025 19:33

Sugarplum48 · 16/04/2025 17:49

Jesus what's with all the ridiculous photoshoots??

330 Mile Round Trip, 6 hours in a car sweating in pleather clutching a plastic wand and wearing unsuitable footwear. sign me up hun!

Wintersgirl · 16/04/2025 19:44

Sugarplum48 · 16/04/2025 17:49

Jesus what's with all the ridiculous photoshoots??

Makes her feel important.....

Wintersgirl · 16/04/2025 20:02

Botpotty · 16/04/2025 17:44

Yawn's live on Ticktok saying her glowing 44 year old skin is down to the planty plasters when it always used to be due to chugging gloop, She's sporting her hooky double C badge and an odd choice of bottoms. She's mentioned she's off to Leeds tomorrow for a photoshoot (again) in a blossom farm.
What a load of old cock.

She's such a liar, she always claimed her skin was a result of of Aloe Vera and the Marine collagen...

Botpotty · 16/04/2025 20:17

Wintersgirl · 16/04/2025 20:02

She's such a liar, she always claimed her skin was a result of of Aloe Vera and the Marine collagen...

her pants sure are flaming!

Thing is she's trotting out her accident story (again) of how at 18 face her being ripped off and insinuating the planty plasters were the solution, they only came out a few months ago not 26 years ago Yawn.

Spongebobette · 17/04/2025 16:14

Do the plant plasters help with bullying?
i ask because thats the next one up in the index cards of ‘what can I use as content’

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Sugarplum48 · 17/04/2025 17:15

She's soooo excited...again!! The overtly fake excitement at getting a client screams "l can't actually believe someone has taken the bait for my ridiculous shite"

Botpotty · 17/04/2025 17:47

Spongebobette · 17/04/2025 16:14

Do the plant plasters help with bullying?
i ask because thats the next one up in the index cards of ‘what can I use as content’

oh yes what's next in the LV Filofax of Fibs? What next for her Lexicon of Lies?

The Global Rally is coming up what do you think she's going to do? Did she cash out? will she spin it that she's too busy with her coaching biz to go? or will she tough it out? will Mr Yawn be able to get time off his job on this promised romantic get away?

Both Kids work so who will look after the dogs? (all in this one income household provided by Yawn).

Botpotty · 17/04/2025 18:01

Botpotty · 17/04/2025 17:47

oh yes what's next in the LV Filofax of Fibs? What next for her Lexicon of Lies?

The Global Rally is coming up what do you think she's going to do? Did she cash out? will she spin it that she's too busy with her coaching biz to go? or will she tough it out? will Mr Yawn be able to get time off his job on this promised romantic get away?

Both Kids work so who will look after the dogs? (all in this one income household provided by Yawn).

I forgot to add she hasn't started coaching in Sign Language yet (or roped in some poor sod for free to do it for a c9). Also Spanish who can forget her Spanish Language skills? A non alcoholic Sangria Masterclass for the unlucky ones?

YouOKHun · 17/04/2025 18:47

@Botpottyshe was promoting a big aloe sale the other day but my money’s on her not going to Paris because she needs to send the message to Uber et al that she has MOVED ON AND UPWARDS AWAY FROM THE TOXIC PEOPLE AND INTO VERY LUCRATIVE COACHING SUCCESS OUT OF CHOICE. If she goes to Paris she will be sending the message that she is still hanging on to the past and has time on her hands. Plus if she goes to Paris she will be sidelined from a social and biz perspective with absolutely no reason for those who don’t like her to make any effort to pretend they do (as was probably the requirement in previous years).

And of course, time off for Mr Yawn and the costs involved.

I expect Yawn’s volume to be turned right up just before, during and immediately after Paris as she goes into a frenzy of launching even more new schemes and concepts in an attempt to convince everyone that what she’s doing now was her choice and is going so well she isn’t interested in Paris.

Talking of jumping up and down and making lots of noise as a marketing strategy, how does Yawn keep a handle on what she is offering and to whom? How does Yawn keep a handle on what courses, expertise and concepts she is offering and how does she keep the content she offers her £22 people separate. How often is she caught out by someone saying, ‘hang on I am paying £22 a month to glean what she has told someone I know for free in a complimentary call’.

Just some of the offerings from Yawn: at the moment we have the Unlucky Biz Departure Lounge and the Build Her Con (website thing). But also launched and barely mentioned again: The Confidence Con, The Art of Public Speaking to the Mirror, become an Unlucky Affiliate, Her Wealth Era-sure, business beastie, a 7 week glow up, a series of podcasts which are available to no one, wellness weekend retreat (which seems to have retreated), branding expertise, Herby Patch miracle cure selling, manifest your woo with accompanying book and much much more. This bizniz abundance looks like throwing shit at a wall and hoping some of it sticks. I know nothing about marketing but I’m fairly certain there is a chapter in the beginners guide about having something concise to offer (and having something to offer at all).

what if tomorrow one person says, I want to join “Her Wealth Era-azure” please. Will Yawn be able to remember what this was all about as distinct from the other things she offers. I’d struggle if I was her.

Botpotty · 17/04/2025 20:12

YouOKHun · 17/04/2025 18:47

@Botpottyshe was promoting a big aloe sale the other day but my money’s on her not going to Paris because she needs to send the message to Uber et al that she has MOVED ON AND UPWARDS AWAY FROM THE TOXIC PEOPLE AND INTO VERY LUCRATIVE COACHING SUCCESS OUT OF CHOICE. If she goes to Paris she will be sending the message that she is still hanging on to the past and has time on her hands. Plus if she goes to Paris she will be sidelined from a social and biz perspective with absolutely no reason for those who don’t like her to make any effort to pretend they do (as was probably the requirement in previous years).

And of course, time off for Mr Yawn and the costs involved.

I expect Yawn’s volume to be turned right up just before, during and immediately after Paris as she goes into a frenzy of launching even more new schemes and concepts in an attempt to convince everyone that what she’s doing now was her choice and is going so well she isn’t interested in Paris.

Talking of jumping up and down and making lots of noise as a marketing strategy, how does Yawn keep a handle on what she is offering and to whom? How does Yawn keep a handle on what courses, expertise and concepts she is offering and how does she keep the content she offers her £22 people separate. How often is she caught out by someone saying, ‘hang on I am paying £22 a month to glean what she has told someone I know for free in a complimentary call’.

Just some of the offerings from Yawn: at the moment we have the Unlucky Biz Departure Lounge and the Build Her Con (website thing). But also launched and barely mentioned again: The Confidence Con, The Art of Public Speaking to the Mirror, become an Unlucky Affiliate, Her Wealth Era-sure, business beastie, a 7 week glow up, a series of podcasts which are available to no one, wellness weekend retreat (which seems to have retreated), branding expertise, Herby Patch miracle cure selling, manifest your woo with accompanying book and much much more. This bizniz abundance looks like throwing shit at a wall and hoping some of it sticks. I know nothing about marketing but I’m fairly certain there is a chapter in the beginners guide about having something concise to offer (and having something to offer at all).

what if tomorrow one person says, I want to join “Her Wealth Era-azure” please. Will Yawn be able to remember what this was all about as distinct from the other things she offers. I’d struggle if I was her.

You're right I think she won't go and has cashed in.

She has so many offerings she should call herself Blunderbuss Babe.

Now she's moved away from the monkey see monkey do she's lost and has no idea as she didn't have a 'business' so now she can't run one of her own, it all stinks of desperation.

She simply just doesn't have the skills or qualifications (or people skills). She can't see she's been scammed herself by her own coach stringing her along and her photographer friend. This whole thing has to implode very soon.

DeliaDeetz · 17/04/2025 21:20

I agree about the Paris trip. Apart from the fact she needs any kind of money coming in, she has spent the last few months banging on about how she's moved away from toxic stuff/people etc.... basically implying that's what her old FL was.

If she doesn't go, her social media will definitely go into overdrive at that point. Just to prove she now has real friends/living her best life and all that other clichéd crap she's been spouting recently!

Sugarplum48 · 17/04/2025 21:46

Yawns existence is like watching a shit tv show. You know it's bad but you can't stop watching

SnoogyWoo · 17/04/2025 22:24

I honestly don't get why she is having so many photoshoots, it serves now purpose to making money whatsoever. Baffling.

That new photo of her sat on the wall looks like she's recovering from surgery and she's just gone out on a first walk in a dressing gown.

BSintolerant · 17/04/2025 23:19

SnoogyWoo · 17/04/2025 22:24

I honestly don't get why she is having so many photoshoots, it serves now purpose to making money whatsoever. Baffling.

That new photo of her sat on the wall looks like she's recovering from surgery and she's just gone out on a first walk in a dressing gown.

😆 @SnoogyWoo Recovering from surgery! 😆 Yawn certainly looks uncomfortable sitting on that wall, and I doubt the wall’s overly thrilled either. I wonder if she’s been having treatment for the burns on her arse? All that lying can’t be doing her any good - it must cost her a fortune in pants and fire extinguishers. That photo makes her look like she’s hidden her catheter behind the wall so that nobody takes the piss (so to speak) …

YouOKHun · 18/04/2025 00:28

I think the photoshoot times with need to turn up the volume before during and after Paris, just in case anyone doubts how marvellous and lucrative it all is. Nothing hammers home the millionaire status to all the doubters like fifty “laughing with salad” type photos.

Actually, the photoshoot today is a departure from the beige technically poor snaps because the theme is now pink and you are right @SnoogyWoothe photo on the wall does look like she has gingerly shuffled outside for a bit of post operative fresh air despite a lack of trust in her bladder. If she rests on that cold stone wall long enough the piles she will get will take her mind off the catheter.

Anyway, she has made a quick recovery and appears with an assortment of faux best friends in a Charlie’s Angels pose (which she has renamed in a brief moment of self awareness) which isn’t a cliché at all and should add some gravitas to the coaching business when it inevitably appears on social media. That’ll show Uber.

forgotmyusername1 · 18/04/2025 06:02

Where do we think Salon and her Modere minions are off to? She apparently interviewed 30 companies and has now found her new home. Seems there are supplements for autistic children which is... concerning

Spongebobette · 18/04/2025 07:30

Did she really mean to write Charlie’s Anals???

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Spongebobette · 18/04/2025 07:31

That photographer is truly awful

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