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New Fred

Forgot Castle's cure! Not that it has any merit.

I have been trying to think how I “know” Ubers new man. When someone mentioned up thread that everyone knows everyone in Yawnsville it came to me. I don’t want to out myself so I can’t say how, but at least I’ve remembered.

Completely agree, there's no way her blotchy face, big watery eyes and hysterical false laughing were from a big slice of dairy free cake..she looked pretty awful...wonder if it's the banishment, financial stress or mouldy thatch that's making her so upset. Looks like more positivity manifesting is required yawn

I’m a bit confused now - Yawn giving a shout out to 2jags

I haven't seen that post @Spongebobette but I imagine 2Jags is relatively neutral and Yawn's problem is an Ubersville based fracas based on some local difficulty, whereas 2Jags is not pissing people off in the local area on a day to day basis and stays in her lane puzzling over the difference between profit and turnover!

Yawn's strategy for covering up any Law of Reaction is manic positivity and I'm sure that extends to making sure she looks like she has good relationships. Perhaps 2Jags is a safe bet and won't bite and she's testing the water?

2Jags is doing that DX snake oil 'to get rid of toxins after surgery'. Assuming they didn't remove her liver or kidneys she should be able to expel any toxins just fine or is being able to shit through the eye of a needle the only way to 'cleanse'?

Have just noticed Yawns name is wrong on her birthday cake bought by mr yawn but she's glossed over this and apparently "the boy did good".

Also claiming today she winds down over the summer and in a round a bout way implies she takes it off. Yeah right, Bots gonna bot.

Ach Castle. Don't pretend your video is about showing your holey swimsuit.

You've lost weight. Big wow. Still a charlatan.

And probs on ozempic. 🤣🤣😎

I wonder if Yawn hasn’t just been unfollowed, unfriended, or whatever. Could she have been blocked as well?

I didn't realise that Scot Bot has been botting for 9 years.

When she was the chosen one to accompany Yawn to India (and the unfortunate one to be part of the biggest ever meltdown witnessed on social media) I'd presumed she was quite new to it. But no...9 years and what has she got to show for it ?!

I often find that @OhMyGiddyAunt. I think they're new to it because that's the only way anyone could be fooled but then discover that they've been botting away for years.

I have an FLP one living near me. I saw her once in a photo at Uber's house when Uber had invited minions to see what their money had bought her. I think it's a bit of a front for the bot I know. She can say she is an entrepreneur and wellness expert and sell the odd bit of product to herself and really it's just an expensive hobby propped up by a part time job. It's a lonely business because most have given up on FLP and other MLM. She did try to step it up when her children went to secondary school but I heard that went very badly and wasn't well received. I suppose if someone like Yawn chooses to make them teacher's pet for a while then we suddenly see them in what is usually the death of their FLP journey.

Finally a bit of interest in Tuesday night's disinformation evening on Headband's post about it:

Scotbot: 'could I have info please Lovely? I'm super interested in making my own money.

Headband: 'of course Lovely. I'll drop you a pm in a moment'

Well, that's a bit misleading isn't it?? I assume Headband has done the same for Scotbot (I'm blocked by Scotbot). Since they have had this little exchange someone else has asked for information and of course while a direct link between the shilling of the event and the enquiry by the other poster on the thread can't be made, it's nevertheless designed to trick people into thinking it's a legitimate thing to pursue because others are interested.

Headband hasn’t returned the favour - only 1 person has even commented on Scotbot’s post.

You'd think after 9 years of botting and making no money you'd call it a day, cut your losses and chalk it up to experience. Scotbot was botting during the FL heyday of 2015/16 and STILL hasn't made any money, I never saw her on stage with a giant cheque so you'd think she would have cottoned on by now, what keeps her there? The promise that the good times are coming back?

Bloody hell that’s so obvious - all you have to do is click on Scotbot’s named on that post and you can see the identical post on her own page

she must think people are really stupid

@Spongebobette another FLP bot has responded to Scotbot's comment with a laughing emoji so that bot obviously thinks Scotbot is making a joke. I really don't think it is a joke and headband has responded as if it's genuine interest - designed to mislead.

On the other hand Scotbot could well be "interested in making her own money" as her years in FLP hasn't helped her with that endeavour as far as I can see. She could watch Yawn's disinformation live next week but it won't help her as Yawn also needs instruction about how to make ends meet.

Most of those attending Yawn’s disinformation evening will already be bots 🙄
what a waste of time and effort

Well quite! Yawn makes so much noise on SM and provides so many opportunities for people to give lazy 'likes' that it's easy to think there is a reasonable level of interest in her FLP content too. Looking at her recent posts about the bots' alleged incomes or posts about "the opportunity" (the posts that really matter to her if she is going to keep her head above water; those post have the lowest engagement and have very little engagement at all from fresh blood.

The post about that info evening next week has two people asking for the link and 8 likes, only one of which is someone not already fully botted up. The "what will I spend my income on" post has only 9 likes, eight of which are bots, no comments. Even the post about the Manchester event only garnered 19 likes, 14 of which were current bots and all ten comments were current bots. This constitutes a catastrophically low level of interest for an endeavour that relies on attracting an endless supply of new recruits! If her false friends in FLP aren't even keeping up the pretence anymore I just don't see how Yawn can keep going.

I live in the same town as Uber's bloke (recognised the view from his flat in one of Uber's Insta stories) and I'm pretty sure I recognise him from somewhere.

Is he one of those people who I'm likely to have come across locally? ( eg. business owner or one of those people who gets involved in local issues type of thing?)

it's mighty telling when you have to make it public knowledge of your birthday and anniversary to get any kind of recognition. Lets face it Yawn your flp post's are boring as S.H.I.T. It's all really quite sad to need that level of validation numerous times a day and the utter shite about taking the summer of!! is she having a laugh? never read such bullshite in my life.

i get the impression Mr Y has had to pull out all the stops to make her feel she’s being ‘spoiled’ on her birthday
but it’s all cheapo treats.

Presumably the surprise 23rd wedding anniversary trip to the Maldives or New York will be revealed soon

It'll probably be an amazing trip like the time they went to a airport hotel in bali. That's goals 🤣🤣🤣

Yawn might be able to salvage the Thatch with an insurance claim.

Her latest FB post is about decluttering (there’s still a ridiculous amount of shite) but it says there is ‘a diamond in the window’

Has she never heard of fires started this way?!

Yawn's been declutterrrring her nook for better manifesting in her incredible period home. It seems she's parked the Feng Shui as I'm sure the armchair in front of the staircase will bring about whatever it is that happens when manifesting without facing east (or whatever FS is about). Perhaps being unfriended by the local coven?

Disclaimer: I don't know how the cherry picking of bits of various belief systems and/or woo works.

So that's her idea of decluttered on the photo? 🤔

I laughed out loud at the decluttered area. Wtf was it like to start with?

I also recognise Ubers chap. Or does he look like a famous?