While I was looking for the photo of a random hillside that Yawn says is immediately outside her back door, I was reminded to check the progress of one of her newly minted bots who was hooked in during Yawn’s menopause recruitment phase earlier this year. She was introduced by Yawn on 15th February and Yawn said ‘she is all set to build up a £5k a month income with me!’.
Just ten days later lots of friends bought 6 lip balms from her and she was putting in a huge order that evening!
She never mentions FLP again on FB or any other social media. By the end of February the dream is over and despite no doubt consuming her body weight in Aloe Vera she is still contending with menopausal symptoms so not only was she lied to about the income potential but it turns out wall paper paste does fuck all for hot flushes. Who knew? She is very local to Yawn so she will also have to contend with a very different reception from Yawn next time she bumps into her.
It turns out I could have checked the progress just days later instead of waiting. I wish some of Yawn’s potential sign ups would follow up with those who have not been deleted off Yawn’s feed and are still showcased there, to see what happens to them. They would struggle to find any that have gone the distance.