Botwatch 83 ! Research shows 99.6% of participants in MLM schemes lose money and much more. From Forever Living to Arbonne and everything in between - all scams

[YouOKHun]

New Fred

*typo - meant warehouse fire in previous post!

Agreed re ghastly trousers - 2Jags’ ones were such an odd scrunched up shape and Yaw’s ones just added inches to her hips and thighs - not great for the ol’ thigh gap! 😂

In her stories Yawn is saying that Bloodsucker is personally mentoring her. They certainly seem to be seen together these days more than they ever were.

I wonder uf Bloodsucker has been given the task of keeping an eye on Yawn, keeping her in check and "retraining" her since her India meltdown highlighted what a loose cannon she is?

We have a twist on the walking vids. Yawn walking through her front door and towards the camera. It's a veritable treat 😂

So spontaneous isn’t it @PieonaBarm ?!

How utterly ridiculous is that video? It’s made out to look like she’s just walked through the door, but with no luggage or handbag and her husband is waiting with a camera!

It’s also incredibly ironic that she’s saying this (the welcome home) that is the reason she works so hard - but I thought the whole scam was based on not working hard - so which is it?

It will never cease to amaze me how fucking stupid she and her colleagues are.

Ah yes

I work so hard
I only work 10 hours a week
I work in pockets of time
I am working all weekend
I’m time rich

pick the bones out of that one

So my DH and kids are away camping this weekend so I’ve been at liberty to plenty of extra bot watching.. Not sure if I’m reaching but one of Yawn’s stories, there was a clip of her saying how in the early days, she received reams and teams of text from Bloodsucker and everyone laughed. Then Bloodsucker said “yes you can blame it on me…but look at me now!!” So thin skinned! A case of “often a true word is said in jest” or whatever the saying is! 😂

In other news, has anyone seen Sleaze’s speedboat?!! He’s such a predicable Weasley little gimmick!

Let us mere mortals bow down, Lord Sleaze has ploughed in the £150k he’d earmarked for the speedboat right back into his many “projects” to help us all towards “financial freedom”. What a saint!

Their voices are so awful

Yes, I commented on that earlier upthread @SunflowerVibes when he said he’d just bought a speedboat. I thought he was going to treat his followers to clips of him in a hire-by-the-hour boat which he was going to pass off as his own.

If I was being really cynical I’d say it’s much easier to say you’ve spent £150k on a project that will never go anywhere than show concrete evidence you now own a speedboat.

Last Tuesday I was going to buy a Ferrari but instead I decided to put the money in a big pile and set light to it but I want you to know that I am so successful that I had the money for a Ferrari, no really, I did.

Wig sounds like she's test-driving someone else's teeth 😬

@YouOKHun when you’ve got the deeds to Brighton Pier you can test drive your Ferrari up and down it before you make the long, arduous journey to my back garden to see the Eiffel Tower (which I plan to squeeze in between my garden shed and the compost heap).

It’s amazing that the talk tales are just lapped up and so sad to see comments like “how do you make your money?” He’s then very quick to reply with offers to call, in other words, to scam!

They really seem to be living more like fugitives than the international jet set! Nothing quite adds up with what they say.

He used to rave about Dubai but I do wonder if he’s burned some bridges as he seems a bit off and bitter about it when referencing now.

😫😂😂😂 Her voice is like nails scratching a blackboard!

FLP wants to wish Happy Fathers Day to the few victims who happen to be fathers. To celebrate this they have posted a photo of a bottle of “Gentleman’s Pride”. I snigger every time I see a bottle of that. It’s such a terrible, terrible name 🤣. I expect this is one of the only days of the year that bottles of it are dusted off and finally make it out of the back bedrooms of various bots, destined as a gift to their fathers just like at birthdays and Christmas.

I’m almost certain no bottle of Gentleman’s Pride exists in the real world outside the Botsphere, unless someone has had an unlucky ticket in a village tombola and missed out on the bottle of Liebfraumilch and ancient box of Milk Tray.

Totally bottled as she was, and desperate to overcome my refusal to use any pyramid gloop of whatever ilk, my ex had enough wisdom left not to even try.

@Twentytwentyhindsight yes, even the most botted must see that Gentleman’s Pride is not the product that is going to convert the doubters into cult members. I’m still impressed that you managed to repel the threat of bottles of Gentleman’s Pride every Christmas, Birthday and Father’s Day. Mind you, think how useful it could have been for killing rodents/removing glue residue/unblocking the sink/stripping paint. You could have saved yourself multiple trips to B&Q.

Gentlemen’s Pride sounds like a Victorian soft porn magazine

Yes, that’s exactly what it sounds like @Spongebobette. Surely someone at FLP is cringing about this product? Or has suggested a name change? I wonder if Mr Scamalopoulos marinades himself in this every morning. Maybe that’s part of the reason they use a tent for their gatherings? Easier to ventilate.

@BSintolerant I’m going to need a big pocket of time for that journey. To make it worth my while driving hundreds of miles to your house at my own expense could you possibly purchase a retro style plastic sports bag in bright yellow from Alibaba and have it personalised with “Flappy Pigeon Award for Flying High Briefly”? It should only cost you a couple of quid. It would be a useful hospital bag if my landing happens before I’m ready. Also, I wouldn’t mind a certificate. In a frame. The certificate could say something like “Top Person at the top of a list of other top people achieving success at the top”, no need to lose any sleep over definitions of the words top or success. Wanting clarity on what those words really mean is for picky trolls and haterz.

If an Alibaba plastic bag, a certificate and a half glass of Lidl Prosecco is good enough for Headband to drive hundreds of miles at her own expense, it’s good enough for me. #positivesomethingorother.

There’s something about Mr Scamalopolous which suggests to me he wears very strong aftershave

Yes, whenever he appears on a live, bouncing around and smilingly telling the bots to buy, buy, buy and ‘introduce people’ to FLP, I can almost smell Gentleman’s Pride, at least I think the stench is that…

Does he wear 'Eau d'Arnaque' (with various spurious random accents thrown in)?

This, perhaps

Hahaha, I’m chuckling at Mr Scamalopoulos - just captures him perfectly! Ohh yes - I bet he’s splashed all over with Gentleman’s Pride - he’s got that slightly outdated tanned Jordan Belfort thing going on. You can also imagine some of the middle aged boys fawning over him “oooh, he’s sooo tanned and handsome!!”

@Twentytwentyhindsight I’m sure he’s saturated in that. It probably comes out of the taps at HQ as well.

Luckily for him the bots can’t pick up that scent as they have drowned it out with their favourite Parfum des crédules, which is decanted into naff bottles and rebranded as Lady Bot’s Complete Loss of Pride. It has top notes of manic positivity but a strong base note of desperation.