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[MarchXX]

New fred!

If anyone fancies taking a look at the FLP FBO Facebook page (UK/Ireland) which is public, there is a v recent webinar about the London incentive which is absolutely fucking nuts. The 'amazing' venue looks to be a conference centre in Docklands with absolutely nothing near it/sitting in a building site. The prize is day's brainwashing followed by a party (no food, one free drink) and a stay in a hotel which I assume is the local Travelodge or similar. They have to jump through an extraordinary number of hoops to qualify, and most of the webinar was a big dose of toxic positivity training. Why would anyone bother?!

And it’s in February isn’t it @dickiedavisthunderthighs (if it’s the “incentive” I’m thinking of). It will be absolutely desolate out in Docklands in February. I expect it will be sold to them using postcard images of Piccadilly Circus and Harrods. What a shock they will get when they find themselves two to a room in the metropolitan version of Alan Partridge’s Linton Travel Tavern (but with metropolitan style prices if they want breakfast or an extra teabag).

And would those “extraordinary number of hoops” to qualify boil down to basically purchasing their body weight in Aloe Vera, totalling an amount of money that would buy a whole week in a Docklands graveyard hotel when something is actually on at the O2? Just wondering!

Iiiiinnn one 🤣

Sponsoring a pile of new people, loads of CC's etc etc. Qualifying ends in Nov, the cynical may consider this is a last ditch attempt to bolster income before the end of Q4...

Beware, people who think they can attain riches by following in Yawn’s footsteps

you too might end up selling tops for £1, £1.50 or £2 on Vinted

Lol, check out the before and after ONE WHOLE WEEK of collagen photos on 2Jags insta stories 🤣

Soft focus filter, much?! 😆

It is impossible for collagen to have that effect in such a small amount of time. Needs reporting.

Gah I can't find this!

@NormalForNuneaton the most interesting before and after in BFf’s case is the before and after lip filler, she looks very different before if you look at her older photos (if she hasn’t done a Yawn and deleted the photos that don’t suit the current spin). She’s actually struggling to speak in some lives because her top lip is so static. No doubt all the tweakments are going to be sold as the power of aloe Vera.

Oh I've found it now.

That looks like the Magazine Building which is right on the North Greenwich Peninsular. New and fairly chichi event centre by the Dome. It's pretty nice and it's steps away from the tube (for quick escapes into actual London). It is however, fucking enormous so they are going to need a lot of those black curtains to shield the view of a massive empty hall from the small group of attendees.

The Intercontinental hotel is right next door which is 5 star so unless they are shipping them off to the Premier Inn in Greenwich I'd suspect they are putting them up there.

Who's upset yawn?? 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

I’m a massive Yawn fan. Her inspirational bullshit makes a boring day funny. She makes my J.O.B worth doing. I can earn in one day what Yawn earns in a month. She reinforces the fact that the hard work training to do my job was so worth it. I don’t have to spend every waking moment trying to recruit/con bots into signing up to a no hope scheme. I actually make a difference to peoples live but would never dream of publicising this fact, in rl I’m far too modest. And now I have retired on my big fat index linked pension I’m laughing all the way to the bank. I now get paid for doing bugger all.
I have continued to work one day a week because I love my job. Unfortunately if I do more than one day a week I end up paying too much tax.
So yes, I need some entertainment when I’m doing bugger all drinking my morning coffee.
I’ve shared the TicTocs with my DS who is now a massive fan. His mates and him play daily bingo. They’ve picked out her key phrases and made bingo cards. They are thinking of doing Match Attax cards for all the regular FL bits. apparently if you post TicTocs you are fare game.

Where's that?

Are you talking about the dog walker rant @spanfan ? Or is she upset about something else?

@Angrymum22 you're clearly just jealous! We all are. Who wouldn’t want to be in a permanent friendless face-tuned panic about making ends meet whilst having to present a picture of success? Who wouldn’t want to pretend it’s possible to earn more than the national minimum wage when it is actually a hopelessly optimistic goal? Who wouldn’t want to have the sort of success that means you have to list your old pants on Vinted?

Insta story this evening. We're all fans because we watch. 😭😭

I’ve watched the drama about Jimmy Saville over the last few nights. I’m not a fan of Jimmy Saville.

Yawn watches this page, she’s not a fan of us.

If you watch a car crash unfolding does that mean you’re a fan of car crashes?

Hun Logic.

Dear Yawn,
It’s Sitting, not Sat.

Also, please give the company you work with capital letters for its name, and don't use American English, we're in the UK, and you're training the UK FBO's.

OMG Castle is having YET ANOTHER photoshoot

presumably the cost of Bruv’s flights are a business expense if he takes a few photos 🙄

Ha ha, she is just getting beyond comical now. It really is tragic.

I run a genuine 6 figure business, i have had zero photo shoots, am I missing a trick here? lol

Yawns posts on insta and tt are very telling. She is clearly very triggered by the negative backlash she is receiving. Her words constantly contradict what she is clearly really feeling and that is attacked and unnerved as a wider audience is seeing her and her constant spew of lies for exactly that, they are massive big fat lies. Trying to constantly paint other women as jealous, fat, envious or apparent fans is a reflection of what she is feeling. She is clearly a women with a huge deep set insecurity. To have to need constant adoration and to be told she is beautiful is deeply concerning or narcistic. I feel she is in all honesty just a massive narc. She has no awareness or consideration to others and is quite simply a rather mean spirited women with no friends. As the saying goes aqainatances does not equal friends. They are simply people you know. No one has her back apart from the weak spineless husband who I would imagine wouldnt dare to say no to her and stokes her ever lasting ego to keep for a easy life. I also imagine she is actually threatened by the successful women who do see her for what she is. She cannot bring herself to admit that her addiction to sm for adoration and to continously spin her life as a success is all just a pitiful lie. You do not live in a dream house, its a wreck. Your cars are old and tatty. You do not go away because you cant afford it. And you certainly do not earn 6/7 figures. Your accounts speak for that. Blimey what a life you live Yawn.

Yawn is slacking. She’s only mentioned her six stone weight loss 60 billion times today. Usually she’s hit 70billion by lunchtime.

Also I have texted all my mates to tell them it’s safe to go back to the woods to dog walk, that irritating woman that keeps trying to engage with them has decided to “never go their again because some little dogs bothered her baby”.

It’s a tricky one for Yawn. She’s focussed all her promotion of FLP on her weight loss. When she was on the “journey” and losing weight that was interesting to some. When she first got to her stated goal the endless before and after pictures were of interest to some of her followers, BUT what now? Follow me while I maintain my weight like thousands of others? Success in eating in a sensible way isn’t interesting or relevant to any audience. And she hasn’t got any expertise to talk about health as a stand alone subject; she has to keep attaching her weight loss.

She’s stopped posting in her Feel Fraudulent FB group and had no meaningful engagement for months which is a sign that most of the people in that group who bought FLP have already discovered it’s nothing special and moved on to the next regime. She probably looks increasingly smug and preachy to anyone remaining.

Those that were on the same weight loss “journey” (sorry, hate that word in this context) have either fallen off the wagon or don’t need her brand of inspiration any more. So now she has got to monitise all the dysfunction she claimed not to have; eating in the shower, confidence problems, booze problems etc etc. However the highlighting the latter draws a more critical non-MLM audience.

I see on her latest post she is selling FL while styling herself as “Shit Sheila”, an authority on gut health. She’s obviously hoping her internet certificate will convince people she can advise them. She will try anything to find a way to recruit into FLP, there isn’t a lie that can’t be told to that end.

The weight loss story has run its course though and she’s going to find it really tricky to maintain followers let along gain any. Its another step towards the collapse of her FLP bizniz.

Does anyone in the Yawnsville area know if Mr Y has had to get a job? I have some suspicions he’s not available for photo opportunities in the way he was.