Salute” the new app from Britain’s 862nd best vegetable delivery man
Remember, if you don’t download this app you’re a narcissist, but if you do download it you probably are a narcissist but not definitely, you probably have low self-esteem instead. However now you have downloaded my new Salute app you are standing in your power and you will now see it’s everyone else who are narcissists - especially my ex-wives, the better vegetable delivery drivers I’ve met, my landlord and that bloke who cut me up on the roundabout yesterday, the whole of the BBC who didn’t renew my pretend contract as a trainer, oh and my neighbour who objected to me drying my dungarees out of my bedsit window, oh and people who stopped following me on Facebook, they are definitely narcissists and probably have narcissistic families and pets and also there is a lamppost across the street that is a narcissist, it’s obvious by the way it just stands there looking at me…the pink elephant in the corner…
Download for free, was £999,999,.00 but everyone at Apple is a narcissist so I’ve had to reduce it.
@BSintolerant I am sure you are right about the stifling of creativity and originality. I think it’s also an addiction to the low barriers to entry “glory” they may briefly have had in MLM. They are all trying to recreate that moment when their very mundane talents were briefly carried on a tide of good timing in the world of MLM but it will never happen again as MLM is dying. In the real world none of them would have amounted to much and now there is no way back in to a legitimate career so they have to try and bring the MLM moment of glory back to life. If only they could accept their success was just a happy accident and not the result of talent. Imagine someone like JL bot trying to return to her former job with a good employer and pretty stable prospects,
Interviewer: “and what have you been doing for the last five years?”.
JL Bot: “Well, I’ve been had my own business with Forever Living and it’s gone so well I ended up insolvent, but me and my upline have covered that up and I’ve tried to reignite it but it’s like flogging a dead horse, so naturally I’ve set myself up as a coach for people who want to make the same mistakes I have. I advertise my services using your good name. I really do have the good judgement needed to return to the job I quit”.
interviewer: “you no longer have relevant experience. In fact I am not sure we even have a place for you in our most basic position”.
I reckon Wig and Sleaze could meet a much stickier end than just playing with Bruv’s glitter and glue to create a Plague warning app. I reckon Sleaze could end up in a concrete suit in Cyprus and Wig could be overcome by Elnette fumes from that Barnet.