MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

[Spongebobette]

we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

The troofers have called out that he actually drives a 2002 Fiat Punto

Which, knowing him, is probably uninsured, untaxed and with no MOT.
(Which he'll undoubtedly justify as 'Freeman of the Land' and all that bollocks, rather than the fact that he's a slimy grifter who's skint).

@Twentytwentyhindsight its as if you’ve been hiding in Wig’s fake Louis Vuitton suitcase and observing them in real time because I’m sure that exactly what’s happened. He’s a scammer before he’s an activist and he’s just used that world to line his own pockets and in so doing has trapped himself in a corner. Unfortunately for him those victims may be gullible but they are also more vocal and active on SM.

A 2002 Fiat Punto - it’s somehow sums him up: an obsolete model which was not particularly reliable and a person would only spend hard earned money on one if they had not bothered to read the reviews and felt there were no other options. There’s no chance it’s road legal but there is a chance he can’t afford any petrol so hopefully that keeps it off the road.

It's full of carrots though as a fellow MNetter can testify (can't remember who saw it in action though sorry!)

Castle is so un aware of the real world, did she not use the 'I had a normal upbrining, came from nothing' rant the other day.

However, today

We went on the following holidays

Caribbean,
Disney,
Skiing

When she was a child, these were far from cheap holidays. I imagine most of her friends travelled in the UK, whislt she was in the Caribbean.

She can add the trait of un relatable to her very un desirable traits!

Castle is travelling around for the summer while her ‘retired’ parents will have to head home to act as general dogsbodies cleaning and maintaining her air bnb home.

There is something very wrong there

Definitely no lambos at the hotel I saw them in. Ordinary looking car from what I can remember

A nice bit if toxic happiness from Castle on insta. "I chose happiness"

The real truth bomb is that you chose to fleece your parents. They obviously want the best for you and you are taking advantage.

And she clearly doesn't appreciate that it's not simple to choose happiness for some people. If only life was that simple. Short sighted to the extreme.

Yes toxic indeed. In the face of Castle’s “happiness” I choose cynicism, I don’t know about you @spanfan?!

The more people advertise their happiness and positivity the less convinced I am about their mental state. The whole idea that happiness is a goal or a final destination is flawed. Castle is as thick as shite which is lucky for her because if she could think beyond the level of Take a Break she’d realise how vacuous and false her existence is. I expect coming off social media even for 24 hours would be dangerous for her as it would leave her contemplating the reality of her purchased happiness without the gullible audience to shore up her precarious self esteem.

Castle is off choosing happiness in her 50k motorhome on an extended jaunt around Europe. Meanwhile Bruv is nearing 40, living in his Mums "lodge" in the spare room in his sisters back garden whilst running live training on his sisters internet "university" whilst she is living it up. He must feel so valued and "happy" with his life right now

@YouOKHun I agree. I also suspect a bit of good wine might have been aboard, making her feel more "happy"

Its all got the tone of someone slightly drunk. Not that that's a bad thing but posting "works crap whilst tipsy is not a good business decision. 😭🤣

It’s other people doing the hard work and spending the cash so castle can sit around talking about her happiness

Yawn’s 40 again. Is that the second time or the third?

Now that she's pretty much exhausted swapping out the doctored 'before and after' pics for he weight loss journey, is Yawn now going to do the same in order to claim that the aloe jizz is also the secret to eternal life?

She’s 43

Yep yawn is 43, same number as her I.Q

I see Yawn's having another of those "weeks off work" .....where she continues to work, to have meetings, to catch up with her team, to constantly post on social media etc.

Also, anyone noticed that forced, fake smile she has on her lives these days. It's getting worse

I'm surprised that a 6 figure, debt free business owner like Yawn isn't doing more than just a lunch out to celebrate her birthday, especially when she has a "week off"!
The kids are old enough to be left/look after the dogs so surely her and Mr Yawn could go away for a couple of nights to a luxury hotel or something...maybe that's the plan for later in the week!

Ah yes, perhaps they are off for a luxury break to a spa hotel for a few days?

Surely, a luxury city break would be the least they'll be doing for such an occasion?

I think what she means is “a week off earning” as there is no downing tools in MLM; the lies need to be kept up and the pressure on victims can’t let up for a moment.

She hasn’t had a day off for years unless you count her secretive few days vomiting in Bali before she reappeared and joined her fellow Top Bots to received undisclosed disappointing cheques before a gruelling flight home. She really is living the dream.

Every photo of yawn and yawndawg aka Mr teef is beyond forced. You xan imagine it now, right teef take my pic now with my coat half hanging of my arms so l look like one of the chavvy teens that shuffles through town looking like a idiot. The sort of teen l want to smack into next week. You're not 39 about to turn 40. You're mid forties and desperate. Just stop it. Remember some of us actually see you slumming up and down the high street whilst your embarrassed husband takes your picture

And yes l just want peace on my lunch break from my j o b, not seeing her posing and preening outside bloody starbucks

@Sugarplum48 I think you should be recording these occasions when you spot Yawn in real life by creating an alternative album of unfiltered, unflattering photos of Yawn and Mr Stepladder while they are causing a public nuisance. She must look a bit ridiculous, no wonder he’s embarrassed.

Look on the bright side, while you’re on your lunch break you can relax knowing you have a salary, sick pay, holiday pay etc etc. The Yawns, on the other hand, are not earning a penny day after day and her gurning at the camera outside Starbucks is not producing nearly enough victims. Perhaps Mr Yawn isn’t so much embarrassed as panicking?

Happiness is a byproduct of living a constructive life. It can't be continuous and certainly cannot be manifested on demand.

Making happiness your main goal is like looking for the end of the rainbow. However determined the search, it will elude you.