MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

[Spongebobette]

we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

I wonder if the cost of petrol for the 8 hour drive (and the return trip) in a thirsty Rangey, plus overnight air bnb is more or less than the amount she’s raising for the charity? 🤔

where are you seeing this live? I may no longer be running, or even walking, but I wouldn't mind 'following' Yawn's progress. I like suffering, as long as it is being done by someone else.

Ah I just woke up from a lovely nap on the sofa under a blanket (damn you long Covid!) to this lovely news!! Those trainers are sodden and she's only halfway in her Joules fashion poncho!

The only thing she’s trying raise is her own profile and she’s prepared to let others pay handsomely for that through sponsorship!

@CanadianJohn it's on her Insta Stories, if you're blocked you'll need a viewer just google Insta story viewer and a few will pop up!

Thunder, lightening, rain, mud, wind, hills, it doesn’t matter what is thrown at Yawn, she always finds a way to keep a full face of slap touched up. I expect the insta stories will stop if the lip gloss disappears or her tennis shoes/leisure wear trainers cause her to go A over T in the mud.

What does her driver do all day? Is he quietly doing exactly the same walk beside her or is he sitting in a lay-by waiting for his life to start?

@CanadianJohn yawns Facebook stories too..there's been no recent updates though so I think she's well and truly weather beaten right now. We'll just be treated to the celebration pics rather than the struggles

Watching yawn has made my weekend!

I’ve just viewed Yawns insta story. I know she’s a bot and by association an unscrupulous person, but I actually enjoy her posts. She should drop the cancerous aloe gloop and sell her bomb proof makeup. I’d buy that 😂

Yawn’s outfit and trainers reminds me of this sketch from Smack the Pony

....and mine, from my spot on a very sunny beach in Spain.

I can't belive that she's in what looks (or rather, looked) like brand new trainers and a probably, at best, showerproof poncho.🤦‍♀️

I also wondered why she's not got the charity tshirt on and also, on most shots, doesn't have her ID no. on. Is it a desire to stand out and not be one of the masses?

Yes, that’s not her “dog walking poncho”. Her whole kit is brand spanking new and purchased ready for the photos. I should think others on that walk had a good laugh at Mrs Slocombe when she turned up in all the gear [for tennis].

Why wouldn’t you AT LEAST get a pair of walking shoes/ boots and wear them in for a few weeks??

Well most people would wouldn’t they? Look at all the other people starting off at least they are better equipped!

I wondered about the charity T-shirt too. Everyone else seems to be wearing them.
Hope you are enjoying Spain @NormalForNuneaton

I had a look at the fundraising page...just in case you'd donated 😁

Loving it thank you Norma.

2 whole weeks to do what we want, when we want 😀.... no new product "training", no whooping in a random venue, no parading on stage wearing a sash.

Only disappointment is we're only a few miles from where Castle was living but now she's had to move out due to high season rent prices I won't be bumping into her.

Can anyone give me some hints to who these people are please?

@YouOKHun messaged you!!

Is it part of the race/walk rules to sport a ridiculous bouffant and sun visor??? The state of wet sodden feet. Yawns insta story was a treat!!

Yawns gone very quiet since passing the finish line yesterday

She's been driving home - god knows what time she left to get home by 11ish

• all credit to her for completing it but 11 hrs is a very long walk considering how much 'training' she'd done.

She also claims on Facebook that a year ago she was hardly doing any exercise which is another whopping great lie

She could easily put her hand in her pocket and top it up to 1k

Weird Willy is so predatory and gives me the massive ick. Does he have many, if any, clients? I do hope not!

What's his scammy ex up to? Can't remember her name on here, it's been a while!

I have it on good authority that Mr Yawn has been the dutiful husband/chaffeur and been out to the local supermarket this afternoon in the white rangey to buy supplies. No sign of Yawn though.

The white rangey was apparently looking old and dated, no longer an impressive aspirational vehicle, just a "trying to give the impression of a champagne lifestyle whilst on a lemonade budget" type of motor.