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MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

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YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 16:15

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

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definitelynotabot · 28/04/2023 19:42

YouOKHun · 28/04/2023 18:09

Mr UK FLP has just announced his retirement!!!
Bots are “so sad” and “so excited for the next chapter”.

very very good idea to retire sharpish. Rats, sinking ships etc

That speaks volumes.
He has been there forever. (No pun intended).
He is getting out while he can.

PieonaBarm · 28/04/2023 19:48

Tupperwarelid · 28/04/2023 18:51

Also on Castle's BFF insta grid post there is a photo of a lot of Bots around the UK manager. To the left there is a woman with long blonde hair that could be Yawn and a bit further along a man that could be Mr Yawn. Can someone else check as my eyesight isn't what it was!

I think it's them now you've mentioned it. But it begs the question why is she grey rocking the whole thing on her SM?

YouOKHun · 28/04/2023 19:49

Ooo @Tupperwarelid the couple standing on the stage under the list of names that includes Mr and Mrs Yawn looks very likely, particularly Mr Yawn in profile. The female has borrowed Yawn’s very distinctive leopard skin trousers. I found a pic of the woman at No9 and she has shorter dark hair @BangingOn

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spanfan · 28/04/2023 19:52

I do think yawn is there. I took a screenshot of the BFF story ( I do it a lot for things I can't read, although I appreciate its v stalkerish)

It really does look like her. And the fella does look like her husband.

I'm just so intrigued about her lack of stories.

spanfan · 28/04/2023 19:56

YouOKHun · 28/04/2023 19:49

Ooo @Tupperwarelid the couple standing on the stage under the list of names that includes Mr and Mrs Yawn looks very likely, particularly Mr Yawn in profile. The female has borrowed Yawn’s very distinctive leopard skin trousers. I found a pic of the woman at No9 and she has shorter dark hair @BangingOn

That's from UK success day I think.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 28/04/2023 20:10

Tupperwarelid · 28/04/2023 18:51

Also on Castle's BFF insta grid post there is a photo of a lot of Bots around the UK manager. To the left there is a woman with long blonde hair that could be Yawn and a bit further along a man that could be Mr Yawn. Can someone else check as my eyesight isn't what it was!

That post dates back to 17 March and is U.K. success day.

YouOKHun · 28/04/2023 20:46

Eagle eyed as ever@Twentytwentyhindsight!

I will never make a detective! There is pic on BFF’s Insta stories that says “some huge emotional changes are coming to the UK” and shows a few people listening to a male and female talking. The back of Bloodsucker in the foreground. I am sure Mr Yawn is on the right in a patterned shirt and shorts!

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YouOKHun · 28/04/2023 20:48

Mr Yawn looks a bit porky but has not had the benefit of Yawns usual careful posing and filtering but I am sure it’s him. It’s a good job I only had to work this morning, I’ve spent far too much time on this!

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BangingOn · 28/04/2023 20:52

It’s like the Bot version of Where’s Wally

CurlsandCurves · 28/04/2023 20:53

Bob is retiring?

He played the game well. Got in at the beginning, took the paid role and now he’s checking out while the going is still good. Wonder if they do a pension plan for the paid employees?

Angrymum22 · 28/04/2023 20:58

If you look at the photo before that on Instagram you can see a group photo of all those in the second photo. The lady in red is defo not Yawn. She is far too short. Yawn is at least 5’9” without heels.
This group are the new dream team. The old guard have slunk off. Maybe they already knew and know that the show is over. Castles exit was very rapid even for her. Uber has diversified. Good old Bloodsucker is heavily into crypto and is fleecing the unsuspected left right and centre. Also she has been clever with her down line by staying ahead of trend as FL moves into new countries. As they earn money via FL she then cons them into investing their new found money in her crypto scheme. She is very much the female version of a slick haired con artist. A wide girl.

Angrymum22 · 28/04/2023 21:07

Just had another look and possible sighting of Yawn in the group shot . Blind woman in neutral coloured top and black and white patterned shorts stood behind the bloke kneeling on the left of Bob. Trouble is now she’s so skinny she doesn’t stand out. If it is her Mr Yawn had not been shedding with her.

Angrymum22 · 28/04/2023 21:08

Blonde woman, unfortunate auto correct.

YouOKHun · 28/04/2023 21:14

@Angrymum22 yes, agree with your comments about the old guard. My eye was drawn to the woman in the neutral top as well, standing to the left of the kneeling country manager with the well-padded Mr Yawn further left at the back.

If we don’t reach a definite conclusion you’re going to have to go on a reconnaissance mission and check if the lights are on at The Thatch!

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JaniceBattersby · 28/04/2023 21:20

Angrymum22 · 28/04/2023 21:07

Just had another look and possible sighting of Yawn in the group shot . Blind woman in neutral coloured top and black and white patterned shorts stood behind the bloke kneeling on the left of Bob. Trouble is now she’s so skinny she doesn’t stand out. If it is her Mr Yawn had not been shedding with her.

That’s definitely her and Mr Yawn. I think also she might be stood next to ex BFF, although difficult to tell.

Wintersgirl · 28/04/2023 21:27

I need to go and look, where will I find this photo? The only thing that makes me think it's not her is she did a post from her office yesterday, plus ZERO bragging, no bikini shots, no hotel shots.....nothing, it's not like our Yawn!

Spongebobette · 28/04/2023 21:28

My goodness that ‘where do you see energy like this’ post shows such a TINY TINY gathering compared to the glory days

Angrymum22 · 28/04/2023 21:35

My theory earlier today re quarantine might still fit. If she had planned adding a few days to the beginning and got caught out with the Covid regulations ( Covid is still very present locally) if they set of last Fri when she went offline then arrived late Sat early Sunday but had to go into quarantine for 5 days today would have been her first day out. The accommodation that was offered for quarantine looked pretty good but expensive.
Who knows, but by this time in Abu Dhabi last year she had posted at least 50 photos and an excruciating video showing the room off. If Mr Yawn is there she has no technical reason not to post.

BangingOn · 28/04/2023 21:40

@Wintersgirl it’s on Castle’s ex BFF’s grid but amongst a series of 9 photos, the first of which is her and her family standing in what looks like the hotel bar.

Wintersgirl · 28/04/2023 21:41

Can someone point me in the right direction of these "Where's Yawn?" photos? Not one to brag but I'm quite good at facial recognition so I should be able to tell, I've looked on Castle's ex BFF insta, but all she's got on there is stupid duck faces, does she know she looks a right tool?

BangingOn · 28/04/2023 21:42

It’s so weird though, Yawn in Bali having lost loads of weight and looking good in holiday clothes but not bragging about it.

Wintersgirl · 28/04/2023 21:42

Thanks BangingOn cross posted! I'll go and have a look...

Tupperwarelid · 28/04/2023 21:42

I thought she had a patterned skirt/shorts and Mr Yawn liked a bit portly.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 28/04/2023 21:52

Yeah, pretty sure that's Yawn and Mr Yawn.

YouOKHun · 28/04/2023 22:01

The photo after the group shot in that series on BFf’s insta grid shows the back of Bloodsucker in the foreground and Mr Yawn standing on the right looking portly. Yawn is probably just out of shot next to him, but I’m sure it’s him.

I think your vaccination theory is a good one @Angrymum22. it would explain why she has been absent from all photos up until today. I’m still perplexed by the lack of showing off, especially in the light of her weight loss.

Is the showing off generally toned down aside from Yawn? I wonder if there have been some instructions about sharing pics/information? Or perhaps it seems low key because it’s so reduced and there really aren’t many people there.

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