MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

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Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

and who bets yawn isn't on sm because she doesn't known how to manage it alone.....

She isn't on SM as she knows she has royally screwed up and she is embarrassed, We all remember her saying she was extending the holiday and taking the kids and we all know that when she posts on SM it's all about ME ME AND me and she has not even taken 1 selfie by the pool?? in previous years she has always given a tour of her hotel room and balcony view. On her face ache page she is talking about a dog the can't rehome.

I don’t think the photos of the blonde are of Yawn either: her hair’s not right.

Looking at the aforementioned photos of a blonde woman (who may or may not be Yawn) reminded me of a bonkers story my friend (we’ll call her “D”) told me about her fake holiday to Spain in the early 1970s. The holiday was fake because D didn’t actually go to Spain; her friend “A” went with a mystery man who she she didn’t want her mother to find out about. The mystery man was twice her friend’s age, and wasn’t entirely single. To cover her tracks, A told her mother she was going to Spain with D and D agreed to go along with the deception. At the time, D had long blonde hair and during the holiday A took lots of sneaky photos of random women who had long blonde hair (all out of focus, from funny angles, back views etc) so she could pass them off as photos of D to show to her mother who, predictably, asked to see her holiday photos when she got back. Over 50 years have passed and D has still not visited Spain, but she always hesitates whenever someone asks her if she’s ever been there! A eventually married the mystery man. Her mother was none the wiser as to what had gone on in Spain.

Whatever is going on in Bali, Yawn’s head, or the Holiday Inn just off the motorway is anyone’s guess!

@Doggymummar welcome to the thread where lies about MLMs come to die!

We’re talking about the antics of various brainwashed fools (bots, as we call them) who are involved in MLMs (Multilevel Marketing, network marketing, social selling, product-based pyramid schemes or whatever they’re calling themselves these days) who rinse people of their hard-earned cash by selling a fake dream of untold wealth, residual income, six, seven or eight- figure salaries and miracle cures for vile diseases etc. It’s a murky world out there. Forever Living (which is one of many such MLM companies) is currently holding a global rally in Bali which is just a glorified cult convention. Have a poke around on FB or Instagram and you’ll see what we’re on about. 😊

The blonde definitely is not yawn and blue shirt man is not her husband. You can tell them both mile of with certain distinctive features they both have and I've not seen either in the pics being banded around currently. It'll smack like a kipper across yawns bronzed ale vouz face that ex BFF is there parading around with muscle man bf and she's tripping about in her fake ebay prada flip flops alone.

I don’t think Yawn is there

Either way something is afoot. We'll all find put sooner than later. They'll be some big post on her socials no doubt

And I have been patiently waiting the unveiling of the magnificent Cotswold stone driveway

Perhaps that is what they are busy doing, raking raking raking tonnes of it

She's posted! About a random minion who has been promoted.
Just what you post about on social media when you are in paradise on a freebie trip right?

I thought Uber’s daughter did her exams last year? Didn’t she recently pass her driving test? So is not in year 11. So what exams does Uber need to be here for this year which weren’t important in previous years?

@Norma27 Surely it would be mocks at this time of the year? Not the sort of thing that has stopped her going in the past.
I'm pretty sure she simply can't face the ignominy of not being part of the GLT, flying cattle class and queuing for a sad yoga mat.

My daughter is same age and already done her mocks. Actual GCSEs haven’t stopped her before. She is using it as an excuse.

Yawn used the my daughter has her gcse so we can't travel excuse in the past. Funny thing was her daughter wasn't even old enough to sit them unless she was a child prodigy.

My dh has his own company so is focussed on his pension and funding it
Uber is very under funded.
(yawn is zero funded as is castle)

They won’t have a state pension to fall back on.

I agree that the exam thing is an excuse. My DS is doing his A Levels which start with language oral on 11 May, most happen after 15 May and the same for GCSEs. End of year exams tend to happen in June when the public exams are out of the way. Mocks in December or Jan/Feb, and, as already mentioned, exams haven’t stopped her before.

I think she could do without any cheque being publicly displayed. This way she can stealth boast about “the incredible generosity of FLP yet again” without anyone seeing yet more evidence of the decline. I do wonder if things are a bit tight because she’s clearly got a divorce on the cards and that’s never cheap. I am sure she is light on boring things like a pension; there is not much of an attraction marketing opportunity in sensible financial planning! I expect Scamming-by-the-Water has been a money pit. She’s paying school fees too. Not much to celebrate.

Totally agree with you all now, she's not there. What a spectacular fall from grace.

Yes, I think those saying she isn’t there are right. I thought both Yawn and Mr Yawn were there but I’ve never seen their back view so have probably got it wrong.

The hotel looking backdrop from her live the other day must be the Alan Partridge’s Travel Tavern. She’s probably at home right now ready to emerge triumphantly after a few tearful duvet days on 1 May as she has already threatened to do. What an absolute dog’s breakfast her “success” is. She must be worried about how she’s going to style this out.

I do find it funny that castles exbff and yawn’s exbff are now happily hanging out.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a clear out from the top (mr country down)

Poor castle - desperate for engagement.
not a lot of people seem keen on her deal.

To still be flogging it is rather embarrassing

I have a solution for Yawn’s predicament! Maybe she could consult a former member of her downline (who also has too much time on her hands) to help her manifest a luxury holiday in Bali for the whole family. That said, knowing Nurse’s attempts to manifest a trip to a theme park from her Forever Living earnings failed to materialise, Yawn is more likely to end up on Bail in a hostel off the motorway. 😉

We must all remember that yawn is successful though... she says she is number 1 in the cou try for some drivel or tother, possibly for wearing the most pleather at any one time. I don't think she's worried. She's gonna spun some BS fully believing that everyone will 100% believe the shite she's reeling of

@Howsimplywonderful Castle’s offering is £1 more than it’s worth! Surely by now those ardent followers are getting a sense of déjà vu with the “crazy” reveals of bugger all content?

She has nothing to say except that spaces are limited. I think it’s the interest that’s limited. She’s another one who has walked herself into a cul-de-sac through constant dishonesty and has nowhere to go. We are surely watching Yawn and Castle in an accelerated free fall now?

I only thought the other day just how dull castle, yawn and fierce are. Its just the same brain dead drivel over and over. No real content or freshness to anything they're doing. In short it's boring. They are all boring. But what now for them?? How long do you string things out before plucking your head out of the quick sand and admitting it's just not working. Time to get a actual real life cash earning job.

Castle claims that money isn't the key to happiness, even when she was earning £100k a month. If she was earning that then how the he'll is she so skint!!!

So Yawn is posting on fb from her office at home, it's safe to say she never went to Bali hence the radio silence of late....oh dear.