MLM Bot Watch 75: Bots not even bothering to fake it till they make it anymore…

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Keep the awesome discussion going :)

What’s HMP?! 🤣

Perhaps Mrs Messiah is mindful of pronouns, so every time she thinks about British prisons (which is likely to be more often than most law abiding folk) they are, in her mind, always known as “TMP”. Either that or she thinks HMP is a brown sauce which goes well with bacon and cheese.

He might be up somewhere less accommodating too if he ends up locked up.

On castles live last night she said if you are making £500 a month on your side business all you need to do is ten times more of what activity you are doing to make £5000 a month.

She is definitely a genius.

Give that woman a Nobel prize for economics!

Vote Castle for Chancellor of the Exchequer! Governments around the globe need Castle’s expert advice to revive the global economy. Join Castle’s party hun!!! eeeeekkkk #askmehow #mpbabe

Yawn is so self absorbed, my daughter is sick, but I’m in my size ten jeans.

I was just reading about U.K. rental income, with an air bnb property castle will have to register and charge vat at 20% if her income exceeds 85,000 per annum as it’s treated like hotel income. I hope she’s done that

I’m sure air bnb are in communication with the government to make sure their owners comply with tax laws, and she’s going to have to pay tax too.

Perhaps she will explain it all in one of her lives 🤣

I think you are right. It is how the whole thing works after all.
I can remember the fallout when the Government went after some of the Amway lot, I think in the 2000s, although it may have been earlier. The two couples who ran that particular arm of the scam were terminated by Amway, along with some of their downlines.
It was an interesting time as it plainly showed who was actually making money, and most of the top bots there weren't, really. Because they weren't in on the 'training tools' scam.
And yet Amway still goes on...somehow.

I think that quite a few of the people at the top at Amway who have a lot of money are well connected to certain political parties. It’s all very corrupt.

I see Castle is back running on Insta, I imagine she will stick with this for the long term!

Castle nearly ‘lost everything’ - it’s like the headline to a Katie Price story in the Sun

Castle seems to have 18 listeners tonight.

Are you one of them? 😉

And every one of those 18 listeners will have heard the “hard times to triumph - let me give you the tips so your success is guaranteed” bollocks a million times before. I’m guessing that if there is any Scamversity content that we can’t see (which I doubt) then she’s having trouble coming up with anything different to this. Surely the £39 per month “students” have cottoned on by now?? I’d love to know how many have cancelled since Christmas.

And, actually, they'll have heard the different self-serving versions of it as Castle fails to keep up with her lies and rewrites her history to suit whatever her current narrative is. Hopefully the penny will drop for at least a couple of those few fools remaining.

What’s the ‘I nearly lost it all’ narrative? Can’t be bothered to listen

I think the closest Castle would come to 'losing it all' would be the bank of mum & dad putting its feet down and telling the spoilt brat to make her own way.

Castle has 50 comments after her live but half of them are made by 2 posters 🤣 Padding out the waffle

One of Castle’s more excitable followers clearly couldn’t contain herself - in more ways than one. She claimed she almost lost control of her bowels it in anticipation of Castle’s revelations. I was hoping she was a lavatorial troll but that doesn’t appear to be the case and I’m now beginning to despair of the future of humanity.

You mean to say the “How am I going to sleep”….”Unique stuff” and “Proud moment Castle. Chills” WASN’T sarcasm??? 😳

It’s disturbing stuff @Beetlekiwi 🙈

“How am I going to sleep and do the day job with all this excitement?!!”

Whoever she is, someone should tell her that sleeping on the job won’t necessarily lead to a happy ending.

One of my work colleagues commented that she was in but nothing else from her. Really hope she is seeing the light although she shared a video from FB saying it was well worth watching so maybe not

Typical exaggeration of yawn… 10k is not 7 miles it’s 6.2

Diminishing returns
Castle needs to keep upping the excitement and making her message more dramatic to keep the followers interested
so ‘some top tips’ no longer cuts it, it’s got to be ‘I nearly lost everything!’
and sharing even more details of her daily life oin an attempt to provide content (eg taking her braces out at a restaurant)

a race to the bottom

I thought that 🤣🤣 I'm a regular runner and I can convert miles to km easily. It's my only maths skill 🤣🤣