MLM Bot Watch 75: Bots not even bothering to fake it till they make it anymore…

[SnoogyWoo]

Keep the awesome discussion going :)

A friend of mine used to be a writer for interior magazines and used to travel around with a photographer doing interviews with people about their beige good taste or self conscious bohemianism. I once said that I wondered how people achieved and maintained these houses when I cannot stem the tide of clutter and IKEA. She told me that often they would clear a corner of a room, move all the shite to the other side of the room and stage the home with props they had brought with them and out of shot was the torn Lazy-boy chair, copies of Hello, dirty mugs, cat litter tray etc etc. A photoshoot is as much about what you leave out as what you include isn’t it Castle?

Sadly for her some of us aren’t just looking at the stills.

I suppose the Castle Seniors will be enabling all this by emptying their wallets into EasyJet’s coffers so Bruv can piss about with his box brownie camera, Letraset transfers and new colouring pens.

It also appears that Castle does not pay enough for him to retain his 'Luxury' London apartment.

Unless he is commuting 100 miles for his gym!

‘beige good taste or self conscious bohemianism’

wonderful 🤣

Poor Mr Yawn looks like he’s having the ride of his life on that tractor mower! 🤣

Apologies to The Wurzels:

I drove my tractor through your thatched roof last night (ooh aah ooh aah)
It was quite mouldy and it gave me a fright (ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you're avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new tractor mower An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got a great big ladder
An' you got a gastric sleeve
Now I got a brand new tractor mower
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave a laptop lifestyle
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
I want to scatter my gravel on your acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new tractor mower
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got a great big paint brush
An' you got a pot of Frenchic
Now I got a brand new tractor mower
An' I'll give you the key

Ooh Ah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For ten long years I've propped her up on the stage
She’s drinking aloe vera, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I could tempt you would you change your mind
Join me drinking scrumpy and a lager on the quiet

Cuz I got a brand new tractor mower
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got a great big shovel
An' your liver’s alcohol free
Now I got a brand new tractor mower
An' I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last FL dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Primarni dress with a buttoned up neck
We had our photos took with your invisible cheque

Now I got a brand new tractor mower
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our forties I think that you and me
Should stop this online fibbing and become MLM free
Coz I got a brand new tractor mower
An' I'll give you the key

😉

@BSintolerant 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius!

I have been playing with the artificial intelligent chat bot Chat GPT and I asked it to write me a poem about MLM 😂😂😂

Beware the siren's song of MLM,
For what seems like a dream may be a scheme.
The promise of wealth and success so bright,
But the reality may be a never-ending fight.

The lure of easy money and endless gain,
But the truth is that few will ever attain.
The dangers of MLM lurk below,
A trap that ensnares and won't let go.

The pressure to recruit and sell,
A cycle that can be a living hell.
Friends and family become targets of pitch,
And before long, relationships may glitch.

The pyramid structure of MLM,
Only benefits those at the top of them.
The rest are left with debt and despair,
A harsh reality that's all too rare.

So heed the warning of those who know,
And don't let MLM's promise lure you so.
For the dangers are real and all too clear,
And the price of entry may be too dear.

I’ve been playing a lot with Chat GPT too, it’s mind blowing!

And Bruv walks around showing off his latest iPhone while his dad cleans out the campervan - of course he films him and makes fun

@BSintolerant 👏👏👏👏

And loving the poem too

@SnoogyWoo love it! That’s bloody scary though - what else can we get it to do? 😁

It really is scary, I asked it to write a new episode of Coronation Street and it did!

It gives me the same feeling as when the internet first started ‘life is going to change!’

Oooh, Fierce is promising to reveal what she's been 'plotting and planning' and the it's 'all coming together beautifully'- if she means shafting Castle, we saw it coming a long way off, but it was indeed well executed.

As she invites people to come along to her big reveal, it is quite telling how much time she spends reassuring people they she is not after their information, money, or trying to trap them into buying something- methinks the scammer lady doth protest too much.

Yeah the usual tease the big reveal 🙄

Feel like I have deja vu, wasn’t she doing the exact same lives a few months ago lol

Fierce does say she's leaving Spain but doesn't elaborate

I'm imagining Castle bouncing round her rental singing 'This town ain't big enough for the both of us'.

Castle is sharing her ME ME ME! day. It's such a rare treat to see her indulge her whims...

No wonder Fierce abandoned her. She does very very little actual ‘work’

Imagine having to listen to castles nonsense close enough to be able to type it oit

she said she made a months content - in what looks like an hour 🤣

Her days seem rather dull it todays live is anything to go on, she needs Bruv and her ‘Friend’ to make it more exciting

Friend looks like an Irish FL bot, who’s been waxing lyrical about scamversity

So I haven’t kept up with these threads but Fierce’s latest live has popped up on my Facebook feed. Can anyone summarise what’s happened? Do we reckon the sign ups have dropped off and there is not enough income to support them both.
Fierce is such a scammer - I don’t know how she can sleep at night.

I've come to the conclusion that castle is mental on all levels. She could do with getting professional help. I'd be worried about her kids.

Fierce has revealed her new business partners (people to rinse) wonder how castle feels now she’s on to her next project. The amount of woo crap that woman comes out with, it was exactly the same with castle and scamversity.

Yes, Fierce has now teamed up with two full on Woo merchants, one being the 'Quantum Magic' woman she had tagged previously, the other one describes herself as an 'International Celebrity Medium Psychic (As seen on Fox TV)'.

Apparently, they have been receiving weird signs summoning them to Glastonbury...