MLM Bot Watch 74: The latest thread about desperate bots desperately botting

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New Fred

If those fat blockers worked like she says they do then Yawn and Castle would have been a size zero years ago. She's so slim because she basically survives on Starbucks, drumstick lollies and wine.

Yes, it’s a terrible terrible example she’s setting

She would hate it here, we eat properly 😂

And sachets of collagen

Oh yeah the collagen that apparently tastes delicious and according to Yawn like Tangfastics, but has had a sweetener added to it now.

I've read that most liquid/gel marine collagen tastes distinctively like fish....

I see Castle's got herself a personal trainer....again.

Rinse and repeat.

@NormalForNuneaton

I know, but this time it will be different 🤣
she has intent 🤣

6 times a day, strict meals, lots of expensive gym equipment etc. This for a week tops, then some life excuse as to why she had to stop.

The fat blocker thing is just ridiculous, fat doesn’t make us fat it’s excessive consumption of carbohydrates that does that. Good quality fat is essential for the body to function correctly. Bots are not only a menace to financial and mental health but also physical health!

She's selling all her clothes that no longer fit because of weight loss, she's also selling her old shoes.... I didn't realise you went down a shoe size when you lost weight...

To be fair before I lost five stone I used to be a size 9, now I'm 7.5/8 in shoes, fat feet do slim down!

Maybe, but I do think Yawn is desperate, vest tops? Really? It's not worth the hassle of postage

Yawns having 25 days off but she'll still be processing orders and doing social media oh and the campaign she's got planned between Christmas and New Year.

I've got 17 days off. Paid. Not a jot of work will be done.

I don’t know how many of you are in Yawn’s weight loss group but I’ve really noticed how the interaction has dropped. She now gets 1-5 likes and often no comments which is very different to earlier this year. I suspect there is only so many pictures of nutritionally suspect plates of food and aloe products even the most loyal followers can take. I think all the “well done Hun” comments have not translated into the sales or sign ups as she’s hoped.

Where to go next? It’s certainly not the time to take an afternoon off Yawn! She’ll just have to hope that everyone comes to her to manage their weight loss new year resolutions, but she will probably find that everyone has a new year resolution to pay their electricity bill and 2023 will be the year she or Mr Yawn has to get a J.O.B. Vinted just won’t cover it even during a buoyant market for second hand smalls.

I think Yawn actually believes her own shit. No work. My arse. Running campaigns on social media IS her job. And doing orders.

What else TF does she do?

How her pants aren't on fire is beyond me.

As many of you, I'll be taking a break from my job next week. I won't do anything for work. At all. And I get paid next week.

Also how doe BFF explain how fat busters work on wine. With its known fatfree content?? It's medical miracle 😎😭🤣

I'm loving Yawns "recipes" which mainly consist of chucking half a packet of microwave rice in a frying pan, warming it through, adding some form of Quorn ham or a few prawns, opening a jar of sauce and tipping half of it in before presenting it on a side plate. Et Voilà, Gourmet Grub in seconds!

Yawn's lies about taking a month/week/day off are always so blatant.

Do her followers not pick up on the fact that one minute she says she's having time off followed by relentless posts about orders, products and recruitment?

I finish next Wednesday (along with all colleagues) and we don't go back until 3rd December. That time off is not only proper time off where we don't do any work at all, but it's also paid and is on top of our annual leave allowance.

@NormalForNuneaton - Off until 3rd December on full pay? sign me up Hun!

haha , now there's a carrot ....maybe Yawn should try that one, I mean surely another blatant lie wouldn't matter.

January 3rd, I go back January 3rd 😜

I must admit I will probably have to do some work in the Christmas break, but will take time off elsewhere, and I do almost all school runs which is a compromise I’m happy to make.

Luckily I don’t have to rely on the post for selling my £1 vests, and my thatch isn’t all mouldy and in need of tens of thousands spending in maintenance.

If Yawn had a modicum of entrepreneurial spirit she’d be selling her well-worn shoes on Ebay: she could get a good price for them from folk who like feet. She’d probably be pestered to sell her unwashed tights, socks, toenail clippings and pedi-egg shavings too. I wonder if she’s considered Only Fans?

As for Yawn selling her smalls (such as they are … the mind boggles at that particular description @YouOKHun!) do they have pockets or gussets of time? Nooks of knicker elastic? The least said about crannies, the better … let’s hope they’re fireproof.

Perhaps Yawn doesn’t know the difference between not working and networking, which is why she’s still hard at it in her bottomless nooks and crannies of time.

Law of reaction-Yawn has just posted this on her weightloss group:

I have now added 150 recipes to this group

I would love some feed back

Have you tried them ?

Do you want more ?

Or …

Are you not really bothered by them ?

Be great to get some interaction on this xxx

"Be great to get some interaction because I've got people calling me out on my bullshit on mumsnet" more like.

I wonder what sort of feed Yawn wants back? Chicken feed? Ruminants feed? Swan and duck feed?

Hold the front page! Yet more Law of Reaction in action from Yawn’s recent post:

AND THATS A WRAP !!!

I have finished work for the year & now have 25 days off 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

I will however be looking after my gorgeous customers, as that’s the easy fun bit 🥰🥰

Thank you to all of my team & customers for a great year … you’ve made it epic & I look forward to what 2023 brings ❤️

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Give me strength! 😆