I pay by DD
Twice a year they put the best part of £300 in my bank account
Then i phone up & say please don't do this as I will end up owing you the money
They say no you won't
I say yes I will look at my meter reading - I' sure you have an estimate
Oh yes we do say BG what is the real reading
Well it's 1500 units more on each meter
Oh yes they say - you owe us £200
I know I say - so why did you send me £300 yesterday
Dipsticks