MLM Bot Watch 65: Get your bikini-bod for your Inteletravel holiday here!

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

Travel boom, anyone?

@Spongebobette - at the risk of being pedantic, it was the previous one in Dallas when not only did we slowly come to the delicious realisation that Yawn was getting a cheque for £0.00 (Dora was the first to work it out), but Roomie regaled us with her antics that twisted the knife...
Stockholm was the occasion for Über's sister's less than enthusiastic response to her yoga mat reveal. Hi

Oh I stand corrected!

Yawn didn’t get a cheque in Dallas or Stockholm did she? Or last year?

Don't know where the random 'Hi' came from on my previous post...
I do also remember the lives from overexcited junior bots inadvertently panning to the long faces of their supremely bored idols...
I think we miss those events more than the bots themselves do!

That's right @Spongebobette - 3 years chequeless, but a yoga mat this year to show for the short lived pandemic bounce.

I doubt a yoga mat will cover a new thatch...

I bloody hope it’s short lived

Yes I remember Roomie, former friend of Yawn, who’d she’s taken to Dallas instead of using the ticket for her husband because he had to stay with the children (totally not because she knew she wasn’t getting a cheque) sharing videos and shots which were, ahem, a bit too ‘real’ 😬

@Cacacoisfarraige

We’ll miss Ubers sisters ‘for fucks sake’ if she gets a yoga mat cheque.

Anyone got a favourite memory ?

That was one of my favourites!

She tries to come across as such a Yummy Mummy type that it was doubly hilarious to see that image slip .

@Spongebobette

Yes I remember Roomie, former friend of Yawn, who’d she’s taken to Dallas instead of using the ticket for her husband because he had to stay with the children (totally not because she knew she wasn’t getting a cheque) sharing videos and shots which were, ahem, a bit too ‘real’ 😬

That was the other classic

Roomie was (still is from what I've seen) such a loose cannon.

Such a shame that the cheques have been sent out already, giving them all the chance to rehearse their reaction

What did roomie actually do? I missed that

No Vowels has 4 toothgels available on marketplace at £5 each. They would be the four she got delivered for her "customer" this week then?

@MazekeenSmith

What did roomie actually do? I missed that

You know that old saying “The camera never lies”? It’s not strictly true. Yawn’s camera is a Billy Bullshitter (with knobs on). Roomie’s camera is an honest beast: it’s the photographic equivalent of a bull in a china shop. Roomie took some wonderful photos in Dallas, her best being an unintentional flash reflected in the mirror in their shared Room (hence the nickname Roomie). I think it was a full moon that night.

The absolute shite they’ve sent them in those aloe boxes. Branded caps FFS? They’ll look like they’re on a MAGA rally, but yellow.

Bet Yawn ‘generously’ gives it away as incentives for her team.

A bot I follow was sent a small freebie package, just a Bluetooth speaker and airpods. Presumably these aren't apple ones. She claims those 2 items are worth £250

Bruv has the above plus two USB cables, a cocktail mixing set (no alcohol, he'll have to buy his own to mix with aloe juice), coasters, 2 mugs, 2 baseball caps, foam fingers and a few other bits of cheap shite. Lots of packaging to make it look like more.

The minions are wetting themselves over the generosity of the company. (If you're a business owner you own your company, no?)

Also... has Bruv moved out of his swanky London pad? His goodie bag was opened on a grey carpet in a small living room, possibly Castle's garage?

Bruv is a law unto himself as we all know. He could be anywhere!

What time do the cheques start being opened? Will they update the numbers on their social??

Bruv did move back to Wales over Christmas I think and was living with his parents. I don’t know where he or they are living now.

Omg Simply cannot believe I have found this thread again in time for global rally
Such fun over the years with the undoubted highlight being roomie who just kept on giving!

It’s just as well planning permission to extend the garage was refused otherwise there’d be nowhere for the Crazy Castle Clan to store all their Forever tat.

Their Dad has been preparing some ground near the garage, presumably for a caravan lodge for the parents.

I think Bruv is back in London, presumably back to his secret job. He's no longer in the posh apartment as I remember him saying something about moving.

Also meant to add ... has Castle's DH started up another business?

In a recent Insta story Castle was talking about having T-shirts/babygros printed and said something her husbands new business being a God send.

In the past he's had a few businesses like fitness/personal training and logistics but none of them seem to last very long

The parents do ALL the grafting in the background in that family and the kids spend their time posing on social media