MLM Bot Watch 65: Get your bikini-bod for your Inteletravel holiday here!

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New Fred.

Travel boom, anyone?

Yawn showcasing some ALOE gunk that’s good for her skin apparently.
Wasn’t that long ago she was bleating about her next Botox .
I’m sure even AC-12 would have their work cut out sifting through the lies/deceit.
Can’t believe how orgasmic they get about TAT 😂

Most global companies are acutley aware of their carbon footprint.
FL showing how behind the pace they are by shipping out tonnes of single use plastic as 'gifts'.

As always, the only people commenting on Yawn's latest skincare post are other bots spending their own money on this stuff! They literally have no other interest and no other customers, it really is baffling.

Guys, there's going to be limited edition mango flavoured Aloe gel!! Are we all excited???

(MN does not have enough smileys to channel my inner hunbot)

Yoga Matt Cheques - Will bots show them? Discuss?

Don't show them as its so small - they dont want to brag in tough times for most normal plebs in JOBS

Show them - look how great this company is and how much money I make

When do they open them?

...as in officially. I think it's guaranteed that they will have had a sneaky look by now just so they can decide on whether they open it on camera or hide the amount on camera and get chance to practice their "amazed" face

They have totally all peeked!

No live link to watch this year?

They officially open them tomorrow but I reckon they have all peeked as well!

Do post the cheque amounts if you spot them

Along with the excuses

Like someone who got 100k a few years ago saying .

‘Thrilled with my cheque, such a generous company, wasn’t expecting anything at all in such a tough year so this 10k is amazing!’

‘After mostly taking this year off to home school my children and look after my family in lockdown it’s fantastic to be rewarded for working my business in the nooks and crannies of time I had. Well on my way to a million pound cheque!’

@terrywynne

Guys, there's going to be limited edition mango flavoured Aloe gel!! Are we all excited???

(MN does not have enough smileys to channel my inner hunbot)

Limited edition, to encourage the bots to ‘stock up’

🙄

Looks like today's gifts include 2 caps, 2 USB cables and a teeny perfume sample.

My excitement is too much.

I remember last year FL planted trees instead of sending some cards out to "business owners" to do their part for climate change.
I was expecting hundreds of trees.
Nope. 8. Just 8 fruit bushes in the grounds of their HQ.

I nearly posted.....oh you've made a typo. Shouldn't that be 80 or 800??

They made such a song and dance about lol. All the bots congratulating the top man on such a fabulous gesture.

8 bushes. 8 bloody bushes.
Lol

The hashtag leads you to a lot of overexcited bots
😂
Yawn’s BFF can’t even catch her breath
Get a bloody grip!

How much of the TAT will be future prizes for the grateful minions?
Anyone know how much the bots paid for this palaver?
Are any other MLMs doing similar?
Is this the new normal as even if we can travel at some point there may be so many hoops to get through it won’t be worth it?

God I miss global rally. 😭😭😭

See No vowels is selling FL wares along with Mary Kay on fb marketplace.

Have any of the cheques come out yet or are they all on Saturday?

My favourite memory was 2 years ago, watching the rally CB cheques live with ppl on this thread and seeing our favourite bits getting a lot less than the previous year.. waiting for Yawn’s cheque and the realisation gradually dawning that she wasn’t getting one at all

In fact the whole rally in Sweden was the longest cringe ever, from the corporate glam bots shrieking about new product launches, to the ghastly looking cult like gatherings and the shitty night with yoga mats and diminished cheques

And all the bots on their phones ALL THE TIME trying to capture some excitement and useable content for their social media