MLM Bot Watch 65: Get your bikini-bod for your Inteletravel holiday here!

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

Travel boom, anyone?

Has Yawn had a knock on the head? It’s not like her to be honest with her downline by showing them exactly where their hard-earned cash will end up.

“Fill my purse bitches!”

So fake dare not me of you to comment on it 🤣

Name changed but long time poster. Can anyone screenshot Castle's inspirational tracksuits please? I'm intrigued but blocked.

Can't wait for the sad yoga mat cheque reveal! Is Uber disclosing her amount this year, I wonder?

This makes interesting reading .... a pharmacy student talking about the dangers of taking MLM supplements and the complications their ingredients can cause.

I can't imagine that there is time for research into the ingredients and the potential affects on health conditions or other medication in most situations when you go to the GP or hospital.

This might be a bit clearer...

Very interesting

I’d like to know his/ her opinion on a small child being given aloe gel to drink every day

@Spongebobette

Very interesting

I’d like to know his/ her opinion on a small child being given aloe gel to drink every day

Goodness, yes (and animals, to).

Whaaaaaat??? Tickets for an ONLINE BRAINWASHING EVENT?

Times must be hard in FL land.

PhD posting on her Facebook how she used to be so poor she had to put food back and walk around the shop with a calculator before she found financial freedom - I thought she was bankrolled by mum and dad?

I see that the Popular FL Team are outpouring their love for such a generous company.
A tacky single use plastic flag (That is another issue)
A ticklist that looks like a 9 years olds art project on cheap laminate
A stone with believe on it
Some cheap heart chocolates

Such a generous company...

PhD has now broken the Male only investment world. She has invested in one ETF and is now Warren Buffett, extolling her worldy knowledge of alpha, beta, stochastic modelling, risk based analysis, dividend yields and the P:E ratio. She is able to spot an undervalued stock from a thousand yards, and sell at exaclty the right point before it becomes over valued....

Or she paid a few grand for a course to show her to buy a low cost tracker fund and is now flogging that course to others....

I can well believe that they have to buy tickets to watch the FL event.
From my botting days I remember how much we were encouraged to spend on the 'tools' side of it all. That is how these companies make the real money, not from selling product, but from fleecing the bots for this kind of shit - they call it training but as we know it's little more than brainwashing.
I expect FL are feeling the pinch from no success days or whatever they call it. So are trying to get at least some income by charging to view the online events.

How much are the tickets exaclty?

The tools and so-called training side of MLMs are known as the shadow pyramid. The profits generated by culty rallies, success days, personalised FL websites, mindset hypnosis recordings, branded tablecloths and suchlike must be huge.

Tickets are 20 dollars for all 3 days.

Starts tomorrow.

20 dollars from all those bots around the world!

They are RAKING it in

There’ll be a few prizes and giveaways during the rally and bots will be excitedly praising the company for being SO generous but it’s chicken feed compared to what they are collecting in ticket money

I've just discovered that they're not recording it this year. How are we going to find out who got which yoga mat?!

I haven't looked at FLP UK's accounts at Companies House for a while now, but "events" were listed as a substantial source of revenue.
It's a total win-win for them, the cows are paying to be milked.

Whilst the company is branded generous and giving.

If it were not so sinsiter I would be impressed with the system!

Some of the bots have got slightly fancier gifts. Castles BFFs BFF was showing off branded speaker and headphones.

I do wonder what conversations go on in the actual head office of the company. Do they sit there discussing what type of gifts they should give out to strike the balance between cost and effectiveness in getting hunbots to stick with them? How do they talk about the poor people who make them their millions? They must know what they are doing after all.

PhD is stringing together an awful lot of fancy sounding words to try and make herself sound intelligent/academic but actually saying nothing at all...

No Vowels has done a car crash of a live. Phone gets dropped and she makes some huge health claims.

Freedom Gel is liquid so goes straight into the joints where it is needed

Aloe Gel has restored her eye sight and she no longer needs her glasses

The face cream is like 5 fire hoses of moisture and gets 10 layers down in your skin. Also gives two different prices for it

Bloody hell 👀