MLM Bot Watch 65: Get your bikini-bod for your Inteletravel holiday here!

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

Travel boom, anyone?

Novowels is claiming she can stop using crutches because her ‘freedom gel is working’

Miracle stuff isn’t it.

No longer No vowels ( pinch of salt moment). No crutches but a walk to the park and her ankle is hurting. Bee pollen helping hay fever, so why is she always sniffing on her lives.
Yawn being asked to be a school governor (another pinch of salt)how many other flaky projects has she started. Anyone know the ins and outs of said role?

Lives with other people’s children 😳 A woman with a open profile ! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@Spongebobette

Novowels is claiming she can stop using crutches because her ‘freedom gel is working’

Miracle stuff isn’t it.

Do you remember John Oliver’s piece on MLMs? “The dog is now walking!”

I’m tempted to take this stuff because if it makes the lame to walk and the blind to see, someone like me (who is fortunate to be in rude health) won’t need to walk anywhere. Freedom Gel will give me wings: real ones. I’ll be flying over the heads of those who have cast their crutches aside. Who needs legs?

However, she is promoting a $1,250 course that explains what to do with your money?

Is Dr Bot lacking in self-awareness, suffering from extreme cognitive dissonance, or just a very poor excuse for a con artist? It beggars belief.

@Garliccoriander

No longer No vowels ( pinch of salt moment). No crutches but a walk to the park and her ankle is hurting. Bee pollen helping hay fever, so why is she always sniffing on her lives. Yawn being asked to be a school governor (another pinch of salt)how many other flaky projects has she started. Anyone know the ins and outs of said role?

We need more than a pinch of salt: we need an entire salt mine.

Where are you all seeing NoVowels? Her FB profile page is just showing two pictures, is there a group page I'm missing?

First name same as country singer of song That don’t impress me much.
Surname same as Mayor of London.
Did originally have no vowels but recently changed.

@BSintolerant

However, she is promoting a $1,250 course that explains what to do with your money?

Is Dr Bot lacking in self-awareness, suffering from extreme cognitive dissonance, or just a very poor excuse for a con artist? It beggars belief.

The cynic in me also wants to know what she gets out of promoting the course. Because if I understand correctly it is a course she went on and which transformed her (or something) not a course she is running?

Thank you @Garliccoriander got it :)

The cynic in me also wants to know what she gets out of promoting the course. Because if I understand correctly it is a course she went on and which transformed her (or something) not a course she is running?

I wonder if it’s one of those pyramid schemes? Surely not.

@Garliccoriander here’s a bit of light reading for school governors:

assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/925104/Governance_Handbook_FINAL.pdf?fbclid=IwAR2zWtz6AQHF2vAByiocUwZ9bFPjtYOr63s3TSdnmtmFhdfYDc9S0ZZ8nl8

(Oops - posted on the previous thread before I realised there is a new one).

Hi - just joined this thread...

A friend is trying to sell me The Cambridge Diet Plan.

I've told her that I am working full time but she is very persistent

It's an MLM, isn't it? You need to buy a starter pack etc...

I've googled it and there are mixed opinions, but it looks like an ML

MLM

The Cambridge Diet plan is an MLM. Your friend has swallowed the classic MLM advice that “no” doesn’t mean no: it means “Not right now.”

Aaargh - it's so annoying!

The last time a hun tried to get me to buy her overpriced MLM crap, I told her I'd don't support MLMs. She blocked me

Why does she think you'd want to spend £££ on pointless diet crap? Just tell her you're not interested

Homeschool has posted comparison pictures between jan and now showing weightless- she has looked like all the now pictures for quite a while hasn't she?

I will honestly say I don’t know anyone who would aspire to be like homeschool.

I did Cambridge about ten years ago. Didn't know much about MLM and didn't associate Cambridge as being one. I was never hassled by the woman I bought the shakes from. Perhaps I was lucky .

BBL has been cutting up juice plus bars and splitting the tubs of shake powders into small plastic bags, adding a “booster” and selling the “samples” for a tenner. I’d say that was pretty much illegal when it comes to hygiene and food standards, wouldn’t you?

🤮

Yawn is visualising her Chairman's Bonus in four years time. She's filled in a blank FL cheque for $1,000,000 and is putting it out there so she's accountable. She's also offering help in goal setting...

@Sforsh49 have just seen that too, I couldn't decide if she was manifesting for £1 million or £1 thousand....she needs to replace the full stop with a comma if she means millions 😂

A thousand is on about the right scale for a sad yoga mat, so maybe she is being realistic.