MLM Bot Watch 65: Get your bikini-bod for your Inteletravel holiday here!

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

Travel boom, anyone?

If she has any real life friends left, of course. It seems only fellow bots interact with her. So sad.

Just had a quick look at some of PhD's followers. Their profiles all look the same as hers with catchphrases like 'unapologetic' and alignment etc. Mixed fonts, logos with their names on etc. Looks like they are actually buying in to the bullshit 🙄

Nurse posted a 'hit me with your recommendations' engagement post yesterday evening and no replies, not even a like.
It. Doesn't. Work.

Well if she keeps her social media set to private she’s not going to increase the pool of people she’s interacting with

There are groups you can join on social media where people arrange mutual interaction with each others stuff. That's how some bots get lots of likes and comments.

Nurse just isn't media savvy at all, Yawn for all her faults is very good at it, Nurses posts are one big snooze fest.

@Teddy1970

Nurse just isn't media savvy at all, Yawn for all her faults is very good at it, Nurses posts are one big snooze fest.

It's weird. When you watch 'influencer' stories they are not at all aimed at people the influencers know IRL - they are aspirational and staged. Yawn is fairly good at that. Nurse posts boring stream of consciousness mundanities about her life in the style of an influencer (or tries to). She isn't capturing any type of audience. Even her friends won't be interested in that nonsense.

Yes
The ‘buy my product/ join my team and you, too, can have my fabulous lifestyle’ kind of backfires if all you post about is very mundane

@MLMsuperfan I think that’s what Homeschool does

It appears that nurse has deleted her Insta. Makes me think someone is watching this thread and passing info on

I can still see it's but it's private

Yes, it’s still there to regale those on her friends list of her son’s bodily functions and the joys of putting out the bins. Oh what dizzy heights.

Gembot nothing posted fb since 13th. Her bizniz page tumbleweed.
The long slow climb to reach the heights of becoming a Head in education 😂

Well we know some bots do keep an eye on these threads and pounce when they see something reportable to Mumsnet

I think in nurse’s case she isn’t concerned about new followers - she can’t be if she restricts her social media
I think her posts are performative, she is doing all the things Yawn tells her and doesn’t really see further than that

The sad thing is the money she spends every month on Aloe Shiite would actually pay for Thomas land and all the other places she wants to go...

@funkylittleboatrace

The sad thing is the money she spends every month on Aloe Shiite would actually pay for Thomas land and all the other places she wants to go...

They probably could have had a fortnight at Disneyworld in Florida with the money she's sunk in to FL.

Especially as she remarked recently, on a trip to collect an order, that she has ‘most’ of the FL in her house
They are so much more expensive than something from the supermarket, despite her discount, but she’s not clued up enough to add that to the cost of running the ‘business’

Most of the FL products I meant to say

I expect there are thousands of FL repz like Nurse in the UK. Not the brightest sparks, easily led, convinced they can succeed at their bizniz but lacking in funds to actually make it happen. Not social media savvy. Desperate to find a way out of low paid/ high stress work. I bet they are everywhere.

Yes and spending lots of money on the products, so that their uplines benefit

There's a BSAH rep near me who has a garage full of products. She calls it 'her little shop'. I call it her fast track to bankruptcy.

@AlexCabot you are correct!

There was a lady asking for recommendations for a gift basket today as her friend has been diagnosed with cancer.

First response..."What about a selection of Body Shop Products? PM me hun"

yawn has just commented on nurse's post, to give the impression of engagement I assume

Law of reaction?