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MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

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acatcalledjohn · 13/12/2020 13:14

New Fred.

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CompleteBarstool · 02/01/2021 07:49

Hmmm, I see my post was deleted.

I didn't name any bots, I just pointed people towards how to find some of the top FL bots real life names.

Spongebobette · 02/01/2021 09:06

I get the rage when I see her small plastic bottles of water lined up
Just drink tap water you stupid woman

Spongebobette · 02/01/2021 09:38

And what does ‘brain fog has lifted’ even mean??

RelativePitch · 02/01/2021 10:34

Lots of high level (3 star director) Inteletravel bots are diversifying/jumping ship to a new beauty MLM that has no presence in the UK as yet, but a 10 year global presence. Obviously haven't said who it is, but amazing how many of their downline are all jumping with them despite not knowing a damn thing about the product yet. This total worship and faith in their upline is truly cultish. I despair.

BSintolerant · 02/01/2021 10:50

@CompleteBarstool

Hmmm, I see my post was deleted.

I didn't name any bots, I just pointed people towards how to find some of the top FL bots real life names.

The bots are watching the bot watchers! I hope they have a pissful and effluent new year. No doubt starting the year as they mean to go on, and on (ad nauseum) will help them along.Grin
BSintolerant · 02/01/2021 10:52

... and I mean starting the year with a C9, getting to Easter and doing another one, then getting bikini ready for summer.

I’d rather eat tasty, healthy food and exercise.

Spongebobette · 02/01/2021 11:43

If any bots are reading this

Please
Stop
Posting
Pictures
And
Videos
Of
Your
Children
On
Public
Social
Media
Accounts

Your children have the right the privacy. They are not marketing tools for you. They can’t give consent to images of them asleep in bed/ in the bath/ playing in their own homes being published.

Quite apart from the Safeguarding issues (they are easily identified), it’s a mean thing to do to an innocent child.

acatcalledjohn · 02/01/2021 12:06

Nurse is a true sharent.

Agree with the bottles though. Why is she polluting the planet when in the UK we have perfectly good tap water? If worried get a Brita filter.

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spanfan · 02/01/2021 15:34

Oh my god Yawn is a cow

She bought a shirt that makes her hubby look like he works in Asda, and is therefore hilarious.... Bitch.

And she's flagging already on the CShite. So bee pollen helps. Of course.....

And I know we shouldn't comment.on appearance but that hat is RIDICULOUS.

Sforsh49 · 02/01/2021 15:41

Yawns been doing everything she can to keep Covid at bay. Except for eating out loads, and shopping......

CompleteBarstool · 02/01/2021 16:45

@Sforsh49

Yawns been doing everything she can to keep Covid at bay. Except for eating out loads, and shopping......
....and delivering to customers, going to the hairdressers, having botox....

I don't expect her son ( just passed his test and with a new car) has stayed at home either.

Norma27 · 03/01/2021 06:27

Yawn doing everything she can to stop covid. Yeah right.
And that stir-fry looked totally amazing. Muppet!

CompleteBarstool · 04/01/2021 16:04

Yawn's getting trolled again apparently.

I do wonder what she's done to piss off people
who troll her in that way troll (calling her fat etc).

I mean people on these threads could call her out based on facts about the shite she peddles, false health claims, fake income claims, inconsistencies in her story etc. We wouldnt have to resort to name calling but shes clearly got enemies out there who would.

Spongebobette · 04/01/2021 16:10

Are you sure this isn’t just a return of the bullying story that she trots out every so often to get engagement - her FB feed is like the background to a Scooby Doo cartoon, the same things come up regularly and are recognisable once you are aware of the repetitious pattern

BSintolerant · 04/01/2021 18:19

I wouldn’t be surprised if Yawn is lying about being trolled. She’ll do anything for a bit of attention. If she’s as determined to lose weight as she claims she is, she should ditch the C9s (which clearly haven’t done her any good over the last four years) and spend some of her six figure salary on a gym membership, personal trainer and a nutritionist.

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 04/01/2021 18:55

I'd bet my house it's bullshit. As you say, she's trotted this out before, usually during a C9 when she's not getting enough engagement.

CompleteBarstool · 05/01/2021 09:06

I'll tell you what else is bullshit....that hundreds tuned in to Yawn's training last night Hmm

Funny how despite there always being so many it's always just the same 2 or 3 that comment on her post.

Also, who on earth would go ahead with a team "training" (which was probably little more than a "work harder as I need my bonus" pep talk) whilst the PM is telling the country what's happening in their lives for the next 6 weeks or so. Yawn clearly thinks she is very important or has no idea about life outside of her bubble.

Charteta · 05/01/2021 11:59

Yawn using words like Thinspiration is awful, these are fully enmeshed with eating disorders. Actually makes me so mad

Norma27 · 06/01/2021 08:24

I wonder how many of yawn's 'chairmans bonus club' will actually receive a bonus cheque including her. She hasn't had one herself the past few years the absolute charlatan.

nooksandgrannies · 06/01/2021 08:33

It would be interesting to know who has and who hasn't got the "cheque" after another year of business. Who has made Uber richer and all the top line bots - and who has sunk under the line further in the Pay to Play idea of MLM's....
Castle, BFF, Yawn, and all the others normally start spouting how wonderfully well they have done around about now - and why having a JOB in this pandemic is so wrong!

Spongebobette · 06/01/2021 14:06

It concerns me that many people got sucked in to MLMs from last March onwards - there was quite a campaign by opportunistic bots - and as we all know, only the uplines benefit in the long run.
So if those top bots managed to hook in enough new ‘business owners’, they’ll have done very nicely out of it, even if the newbies haven’t (they’ll have been spending money on buying C9s and trying to earn incentives, which just means buying stock)

Spongebobette · 06/01/2021 14:07

(So some of the familiar names in Forever Living might be up there in cheque receiving territory again? I may be wrong..)

nooksandgrannies · 06/01/2021 17:00

The Bots at Top will still be up there as no up and coming player Bots appearing on the scene for a while.. they pretty much can rest assured that Bloodsucker, Manbot, Uber take the lion's share, maybe this year Yawn does get a cheque after all? - Though I won't put my mortgage on it!

Sforsh49 · 06/01/2021 18:23

One of Yawns minions has commented that she looses soooooo quickly on the C9 as Yawn has posted a head shot saying she has got into the next size down jeans already.

I started sticking to Slimming World (I know some think of it as a cult but it works for me and I've kept the weight off for 20 years!) on New Years Day after the December excess. On the 11th I'll let you know how much I've lost in that previous 10 days and we can compare it to Nurses and Yawns detoxes. And I won't have had any aloe gel or shakes!

CodenameVillanelle · 06/01/2021 18:27

Losing a dress size in 6 days Grin I don't think so!

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