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MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

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acatcalledjohn · 13/12/2020 13:14

New Fred.

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Norma27 · 31/12/2020 13:14

Had to laugh at nurse drinking her 'morning goodness'. Looks like she is about to throw up!!

Spongebobette · 31/12/2020 13:27

‘I’m just about suppressing my gag reflex’

funkylittleboatrace · 31/12/2020 13:32

I think I will stick to my lemon and ginger water thanks nurse.Has anyone ever tried the aloe slime drink?, it looks like it would really stink.🤣

Spongebobette · 31/12/2020 13:57

She gives it to her kid too
I’m sure I read somewhere that you should have give kids aloe Vera

CodenameVillanelle · 31/12/2020 16:26

She looks like she's trying to chug back a glass of spunk

Spongebobette · 31/12/2020 16:30

😳😆🤢

CodenameVillanelle · 31/12/2020 16:34

Sorry that's so gross Grin but it's what I thought!

Bluewavescrashing · 31/12/2020 16:43

Nurse blocked me when I asked for scientific proof of the benefits of ingesting aloe spunk, citing my biology degree as an interest in the subject. She told me to Google it. Absolutely no awareness 🙄😂

CodenameVillanelle · 31/12/2020 16:58

For someone with a professional qualification she's remarkably not smart

Sforsh49 · 31/12/2020 17:02

Nurse has had her morning goodness. Meanwhile her world had three bowls of coco pops whilst watching his tablet and pizza for dinner.... whilst watching his tablet......

Bluewavescrashing · 31/12/2020 17:16

It must be hard being a single mum at this time, however I really struggle to sympathise as I think most people would have realised by now that there is no money to be made in Forever. She just keeps chucking money away, becoming more and more unhealthy and losing any friends she has left in the process. It is not a business!

BTW I'm not particularly healthy at the moment but I'm not trying to sell useless and potentially very damaging products to people. I'm sitting eating crap, drinking fizz, owning it with a clear conscience

BSintolerant · 31/12/2020 23:15

Nurse swallowing a glass of aloe jizz reminded me of the episode of This Country when Kerry got sucked into a pyramid scheme uncannily like Forever Fibbing. She also found the foul green gunk hard to swallow!

That episode was based on real life events. Grin

www.newstatesman.com/culture/tv-radio/2018/02/this-country-bbc-daisy-charlie-cooper-season-two-interview

spanfan · 01/01/2021 01:02

HNY all.

This thread has been on my radar since FLP were in South Africa for their global rally.

I feel like it's a never-ending battle to call out MLM but I know that these type of threads always help.

Here's to more in 2021

Spongebobette · 01/01/2021 08:43

'flushing out those nasty toxins’

She’s a nurse FFS, spouting this nonsense

acatcalledjohn · 01/01/2021 14:55

Happy New Year huns! May 2021 be the year that MLM dies!

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Shhhhh223 · 01/01/2021 15:05

Happy New Year everyone

I absolutely love the This Country MLM episode it’s genius 😂

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 01/01/2021 15:36

I have just flushed out my nasty toxins with Christmas cake...

Sforsh49 · 01/01/2021 17:46

So the goal board kit from Castle is "just" £10. It's on the website with scissors superimposed over every part of it to make it obvious you need to cut it up yourself. This lovely bit of text accompanies the selling info.

Limited numbers Huns. Castle only has so much ink in her Epson Stylus 360. Best snap one up!!

MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.
toomanyhobbies · 01/01/2021 18:40

@Hkyvvse
I can’t decipher the codenames I get the one who is similar to a small car any help appreciated

I’ve read these threads on & off for a while and would like to know how work out who everyone is

CodenameVillanelle · 01/01/2021 19:16

[quote toomanyhobbies]@Hkyvvse
I can’t decipher the codenames I get the one who is similar to a small car any help appreciated

I’ve read these threads on & off for a while and would like to know how work out who everyone is[/quote]
We can give you clues but not allowed to name names even in PM

CompleteBarstool · 01/01/2021 19:43

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ToBotOrNotToBot · 01/01/2021 20:54

No big chairmans bonus announcements from some of the top bots yet. I think they have a couple of days to submit final figures so let's see!

ketosavedmylife · 01/01/2021 21:15

@Sforsh49

So the goal board kit from Castle is "just" £10. It's on the website with scissors superimposed over every part of it to make it obvious you need to cut it up yourself. This lovely bit of text accompanies the selling info.

Limited numbers Huns. Castle only has so much ink in her Epson Stylus 360. Best snap one up!!

So...

So this £10 goal board kit does not include a 'goal board', you would have to provide that yourself.

Just seems to include positive words to cut out and stick with your own scissors and your own glue. Words you could find yourself for free with the help of a thesaurus (or google).

Seems like typical MLM good value Hmm.

acatcalledjohn · 02/01/2021 03:13

Nurse was struggling a bit at the end of day one of her C9.

I can't think why...

But apparently it's all yummy yummy yummy!

MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.
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