MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

Nurse said she’d lost 4lb in a couple of days

She should know better

@nooksandgrannies

The Bots at Top will still be up there as no up and coming player Bots appearing on the scene for a while.. they pretty much can rest assured that Bloodsucker, Manbot, Uber take the lion's share, maybe this year Yawn does get a cheque after all? - Though I won't put my mortgage on it!

I would be surprised if yawn has one. She would have shouted from the rooftops by now if she had

Of course you'll lose weight in the early days.

1. Bloat. Perfectly normal.
2. It's a crash diet. 800-1200 cals for 9 days is incredibly unhealthy. Unless perhaps you are already tiny.

Someone like Yawn is fairly tall. I'm not quite sure how tall, but I'm tall and my Basal Metabolic Rate (so calories burned staying in bed doing nothing) is 1850. I'm a fair bit thinner than Yawn too, so if I assume she's only about 2" shorter then based on her current size her BMR is going to be even higher.

The thing is, I don't lie in bed all day. Realistically my calorie burn is between 2200 and 2700, depending on how active I am. Consuming only 800-1200 calories for 9 days would be incredibly unhealthy.

So promoting that diet and using words such as thinspiration in said promotion is incredibly dangerous. Combine that with her gradual weight gain over the years (not as obvious because she's good at using the right angles to make herself look better) despite these frequent crash diets, she is absolutely promoting eating disorders.

Sleaze has had a visit from PC Plod. Sadly not about his various mlm scams but to warm him about travelling. He will still head to London though so he can jail Boris with his mate Coco.

How come Yawn won't get a cheque? She's been recruiting non stop for about a year now, doesn't recruitment count?

@Teddy1970

How come Yawn won't get a cheque? She's been recruiting non stop for about a year now, doesn't recruitment count?

Yes they count, but unless they actually build a business it's pointless. You need them to sell a certain amount of CCs to qualify for a cheque, along with a certain volume from you existing team

Nurse hasn't posted about her own diet for 2 or three days now. All we see is her child's biscuits and coco pops etc.

Has she canned the C9 already?

Is the Castle Goal Board just as she shows on her stories?

A few pages of clip art and a few pages of 'health' 'make it happen' and some make believe cheques? For £10?!

All of the above could be printed off in word for 10p.

People buying this must do it to curry favour.

Ah I see, thank you, the whole thing is so complicated.

Yawn claims that a week of water loss has lifted her bum. That's some magic gloop she's drinking - usually that would take months of heavy weights to achieve

Yawn is the gift that keeps on giving. Even if she had lost a ton of weight (reader, she hasn't) there's no way her bum would move a millimetre. Bums don't work like that, I know because I have one.

Yawn. I can promise you that courgette spiralised to look like spaghetti is not the same, and certainly does not hit the spot like full on proper pasta spaghetti does!!

So that's why Yawn's been recruiting like mad, going by the law of averages she's hoping a couple of them will build a business and hit the jackpot, that's an awful lot of work for very little return.

Yawn, if you're reading this take a look at your life ....it's based on lies.

Lies about your income
Lies about the products you peddle
Lies about your C9 weight loss (numerous times a year)
Lies about your teams incomes
Lies about debt free/mortgage free lifestyle
.....

You're a grown woman with a family FFS. Take a long hard look at your life.

Are you going to carry on bullshitting until you loose it all, until you lose the roof over you family's heads?

Have you lied for so long that you've ended up believing it yourself?

Walk away and get a job.

She’s addicted to being a celebrity with adoring minions in the tiny echo chamber she lives in - even though the minions are constantly having to be replaced with fresh ones .
That’s how she gets away with lies, she can recreate reality as she goes along
She did make some dough a few years ago due to good timing when FL was booming. She’ll never recreate those times but is scrabbling to do so. It's like a cartoon character running as hard as they can and staying still

Nurse needs to ask herself whether spending 30 quid on a planner is working for her since she can't seem to plan 9 days ahead

Yawn is getting desperate. It’s deep midwinter. Who stands naked after a shower whilst cleansing their face? You would at least wrap a towel round you, if not a dressing gown.

Our local newspaper has shared a "lovely idea" by a Body Shop at Home Bot -
"I would like to donate as many hand creams as I can to a company. If there are extra left over they will go to NHS Staff.
There hands will be extra sore with all the additional hand sanitising and the washing of hands, and a nice hand cream might just make their hands a bit softer & and will show that we are thinking of them❤️❤️

I am looking for people to “sponsor” a hand cream from me, which I will donate to say thank you.

Every 4 hand creams donated, I will add an extra one to the bag from my commission so I am NOT making any money personally.

Each 30ml hand cream is normally £5 but at the moment I can get them for £4.50"

I'm guessing that though she may not be making money personally it'll go towards her monthly sales right?

Yes this will help her
It’s not altruism

That's what I thought. I'm tempted to email the newspaper and explain they shouldn't be supporting MLMs

Yes, we need to challenge them on this shit

Trouble is, Body Shop has a reputation pre MLM and the bots take advantage of that

And Nurse has quit her C9 a day early because forgot it's her birthday on the 9th day of the gloop, and she'd rather have cake.

Why spend all that money on a c9 and not even do it properly?!

To ‘re-educate’ your eating habits
Then finish a day early so you can have cake and wine