MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

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Definitely photoshopped. Badly, at that.

Nah it's real but filtered within an inch of its life....

Aren’t they all?!

Bloody hell the dungareed guru is totally deluded

Apparently he underprices his time and often gives his time for free because of his internal lack of self worth - or some shit like that -

He mentions psychotherapy and his long it takes to train but he’s put off by his dyslexia ‘and academia and all that’ but came across NLP

He has NOTHING to offer anyone, NOTHING AT ALL, it’s all just bits of mumbo jumbo he’s picked up and he thinks people should pay him for it?

*how long it takes to train

Am I right in thinking that if he were to undergo professional training to be a therapist he would have to undergo a certain number of hours of therapy himself before he could practise? He definitely needs help.

Well Boris has royally fucked up our Christmas plans to see parents that we havent seen for almost a year.

What's the betting that the Castle clan (Tier 4 in both London and Wales) completely ignore the fact that they should only spend Christmas with those that they live with.

Rules don't apply to them of course

@BSintolerant

Am I right in thinking that if he were to undergo professional training to be a therapist he would have to undergo a certain number of hours of therapy himself before he could practise? He definitely needs help.

Yes, depending on the therapeutic modality, though Cognitive Therapies tend not to require this as standard. Lots of brilliant therapists who aren’t academic. But WW’s main stumbling block is the inability to complete a thought or sentence and being wedded to low barriers to entry get rich quick opportunities. I can’t imagine him staying the course on anything requiring quiet consistency. I’m not even sure he’s consistent with his vegetable delivery or watering Basil.

I trained as a counsellor 100 yrs ago. We had to have our own counselling whilst we were training. The actual counselling convinced me I was mentally strong enough to absorb others horror so I never practiced...

@CompleteBarstool

Well Boris has royally fucked up our Christmas plans to see parents that we havent seen for almost a year.

What's the betting that the Castle clan (Tier 4 in both London and Wales) completely ignore the fact that they should only spend Christmas with those that they live with.

Rules don't apply to them of course

My Xmas is going to be very different from the one I had planned too. I will be spending the day only with my mum and dad on Xmas day. I guarantee that castle clan will all be together for Xmas. They haven't stuck to the rules throughout. Although I can appreciate their circumstances and why they will want to be together, it's not an excuse to consistently break the rules the way they have

@CompleteBarstool

Well Boris has royally fucked up our Christmas plans to see parents that we havent seen for almost a year.

What's the betting that the Castle clan (Tier 4 in both London and Wales) completely ignore the fact that they should only spend Christmas with those that they live with.

Rules don't apply to them of course

Spent last night in tears, mute with disappointment that I can no longer visit mum and she faces spending it alone now .

Spoke to her today (couldn't have called her last night, too upset) and she is philosophical about situation. Will work with brothers to see if something can be organised with them last minute. They live 1.5 and 2.5 hours away whereas I live 7 hours away and not possible to do in a day, sadly.

She also has an amazing neighbour who, once she finds out the change of plans, will provide her a lovely christmas dinner if necessary (she hands tasty plates of food over the fence regularly .

Once way or another, something will be sorted for mum, all within new rules.

Christmas Day will happen at Easter! That's our new plan.

@ketosavedmylife

We're aiming for Easter too

Does anyone else find it bizarre that Yawn's teens "aren't arsed about eating with us" on Xmas Day so it will only be her and Mr Yawn and the stepladder eating together?

Their kids never seem to join them for meals out either. My 2 always jump at the chance of a meal out with us.

Nurse is teaching her son that Christmas is all about him getting presents

@CompleteBarstool

Does anyone else find it bizarre that Yawn's teens "aren't arsed about eating with us" on Xmas Day so it will only be her and Mr Yawn and the stepladder eating together?

Their kids never seem to join them for meals out either. My 2 always jump at the chance of a meal out with us.

That's so weird. What kind of dynamics are going on where the kids don't eat Christmas dinner with the parents?? Especially in corona times!

I thought the same about yawn's Christmas dinner. My children will sit at the table with us whether they want to or not. My youngest will probably have toast or chips as they are an awful eater.

That is extremely odd!

Perhaps Yawn’s relationship with food is the factor

Just seen this posted by the Grandmaster of Aloe (in the U.K.) - could this be the tiniest chink of good news if there was a no deal Brexit? Aloe held up for weeks in ports 😏

If there’s an Aloe shortage maybe bots can put the prices up

I think this post is bollocks by the way - they are using Brexit anxiety to get their boys ordering stock from the UK warehouse

They could probs get enough Aloe for the whole country in a transit van anyway

So very true @Spongebobette make that a tiny van heading direct Yawnshire

Look out for minion bots posting about ‘get your order in ASAP!’

Yes same pressure as March this year, “quick quick, lockdown is coming, order before the end of March to cover yourself for the months to come”. That blip in [internal] sales has been used to sell the opportunity to the furloughed and unemployed since.