MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

Yes, I wonder how he'll react to another sibling after all this time in a strange setup. I bet he just wanted his mum to put the phone down and engage with him while he opened all that stuff.

The quad bike on the blind bend 😵 how would she feel if she ended up filming a horrific accident on that road?!

Totally out of touch, tone deaf, shockingly bad taste considering the appeal for Sis and incredibly dangerous.

It is illegal for anyone under 16 to ride a quad bike on a public road.

Wig is back on facebook but she has left her nose behind.

Let's be honest, Castle, Bruv and Mr Castle are more than aware of the legalities of Mini Castle riding his quad on the road, as they continually preach to us about being poorly paid ex-Police Officers and being saved by FL. They just don't care and believe as they are celebrities in their own world that they are above the law.

They are currently with Sis. Insta shows this. Whilst I understand why they want to see her if she was my sister I would be doing everything possible to protect her and let her spend as much time as possible with her own kids. Plus they're in Tier 4 and it's now the 26th. They don't care about the law. At all.

@Hunbot

Wig is back on facebook but she has left her nose behind.

Probably used it as payment for whoever wrote the clearly copy and pasted trite bollocks she’s come back to FB with.

Nurse in the meantime is drinking her Spanish lager which reminds her of holidays to Greece. And I'm guessing she thinks the forever lean pill will stop her body from absorbing the calories.

I cannot get over castle putting her boy's life at risk. My stepdad was killed crossing the road 2 years ago. A tragic accident where the driver was driving legally at 30mph. I can imagine some drivers come around castle's bend at horrific speeds.
As police officers, they will have seen what a dead body looks like after such an accident. It isn't pretty. At least she will be filming it for posterity.
Absolute tossers the whole castle clan.

Has that post disappeared? I can’t get over how irresponsible the Castle clan are for putting lives at risk by letting her little boy do that and by breaking the lockdown rules. Their former colleagues must be glad they’re no longer in the police force.

It was on her Instagram stories I think so might have disappeared now.

WW doesn’t like it when family make ‘jokes’ about him which take away his power
When he’s happy, family tries to take his power away or something
He lets slip something about a joke about‘not being good with money’ and I wonder if the fact he’s living in a rented flat and driving a delivery van at his age has elicited a snarky comment from one of his exes

What is it with asking people if ‘it resonates’ all the time 🙄

I can’t decipher the codenames I get the one who is similar to a small car any help appreciated

This needs posting on all the Forever Living bots’ pages when they start their spammy C9 detox posts

Yawn and minions are pushing sales of the C9 before 31 Dec, which coincidentally is the deadline for qualification for the Chairman's Bonus.

When I saw that grid photo of Yawn and her minions all holding up C9s I imagined the Forever Living owners smirking at how easy it is to turn bots into their own customers

A local bot I follow who has done lots of hopping about from one MLM to another is singing the praises of Rasher who has recently reflected on her annihilation of all antiMLM arguments on the V Derbyshire prog a couple of years or so ago. Funny because I don’t recall that at all. All I remember is the usual tired old cliches such as “all businesses are pyramids”. I’ve been having a look on Rasher’s page as I haven’t had a look for a while. In among the posts all about kindness (hers and her upline’s) she is reminding the minions that over the last seven years she has “made” between £800-900k in NWM. Lovely... but there’s only £6k of it in your company Hun so you really ought to explain to your minions how that c£800k actually breaks down.

Nurse has copied Yawn’s C9 post complete with a photo of a fat, bloated orangutan. Just proves that MLM is an orangutan-see orangutan-do business. 🦧 Lanzabot will be ever so proud.

Thank goodness there is a reset button! I'm going to lose all the 'nasties' and 'naughtiness' from Christmas with my magic £130 reset box of gloop and skinny pills despite the fact that I've done this several times this year and am inexplicably fatter than when I started...

The way they lurch between dreadful eating habits and near starvation is a wonderful lesson to those of us who are not in the health and wellness business and who have not had the benefit of all the trainings

@Spongebobette

The way they lurch between dreadful eating habits and near starvation is a wonderful lesson to those of us who are not in the health and wellness business and who have not had the benefit of all the trainings

brilliant

@Spongebobette

The way they lurch between dreadful eating habits and near starvation is a wonderful lesson to those of us who are not in the health and wellness business and who have not had the benefit of all the trainings

Exactly. Nurse doesn't seem to realise that any of her followers can see straight through anything she posts about being in the 'Health and Wellness business'. The posts about starting a new exercise regime which stop after three days (C25k didn't get past day 2). The visits to McDonalds with a side order of bread and butter. The cheap wine. The chocolate. The distress calls about feeling bloated which are then followed by a two week famine which have 'reset her eating habits' and repeat. All the while getting larger and larger (according to her!)

Apparently the diet pills are her 'secret weapon'. Well if they have been they clearly haven't worked have they? Also taking one with a beer is quite the tactic for any health influencer.

Surely her followers are thinking well these products clearly don't work and your 'business' hasn't even allowed you to meet any of your goals, hence the total lack of engagement except from other bots. The latest call for C9's included one bot saying 'I need one of these!' implying a purchase from nurse yet she's on Yawns list with one on her shoulder.

So laughingly transparent. Desperately waiting for the day she sees the light and posts some insight like new golden bot did about 6 months ago re the lovebombing, sunk costs and then being dropped.

Anyone else seen Yawns C9 Insta stories where she posts two photos of herself? One is fairly recent (and isn't particularly flattering) and the other is from when she first started FL and was considerably slimmer than she is now. She doesn't say it but implies they are before and after photos for the C9, rather than before FL and after FL. Now I'm no supermodel myself, and actually she knows how to use camera angles to flatter her figure, but to use a photo from years ago and imply it's AFTER a C9 is really pushing the limits!

Castle is launching her goal board kit on Instagram. Basically A4 cards with motivational words printed on that you then have to cut out yourself and stick on the wall,

Won't be long before Nurse has lined her pocket and purchased one.

I'm sure the branding on one of the bags on Roomies tip photo is pure coincidence.

Bikinipreneur has gone full crypto pyramid.