MLM Bot Watch 64: All I want for Christmas is gloop.

[acatcalledjohn]

New Fred.

She’s making some ill advised health claims

Apologies if this has been mentioned before, if you've got a spare half an hour you might want to check out My Family on BBC iPlayer, series 6 episode 4 "Living The Dream". Ben and Susan sign up to an Mlm and believe they are going to get very rich. I assume this was filmed and aired way before Mlm took off on the Internet but its still so accurate and very amusing to watch now.

She's clearly also noticed that everyone is ignoring her posts judging by her latest one

Apparently no vowels has been 'chosen' to be the team's top achiever!
Also, it is free to drop her a msg if you want to find out more about the bizniz. She doesn't charge. Ha ha

Brows ✅
Lashes ✅
Lips✅
Still no engagement.
Yawn (2)

Yawn is once again a stationary nerd.
Well I can't disagree with that!

A family member has been targeted by an Arbonne hun (sales for now but who knows). Family member has been truly put off by me do we follow any of these lovely business owners who I can stalk to suss out their tactics? Looks like I am only au fait with the FLP and JP huns so also looking to get a bit more knowledge of Yoooooonique if anyone can assist.

Can't stop laughing at My Family episode .. so close to the truth!
Cultish, love bombing included!

@Spongebobette

Oh Yawn set up a virtual ISLAND which is completely different and not copying at all 🤣

Yes, I think it was called Forever Alcatraz. Yawn’s downlines are still trapped there supping Aloe porridge.

@Norma27

Yawn is once again a stationary nerd. Well I can't disagree with that!

I thought the laxative properties of aloe juice would lead to a certain degree of movement.

@Norma27

Yawn is once again a stationary nerd. Well I can't disagree with that!

Her life is about as stationary as it comes.

She likes "old-fashioned paper and pen" but not the correct spelling of the word for it

Sleaze and Wig are working behind the scenes on something massive

Watch out, they are coming to rob you again along with the new guru in their life who appears to be a proper Ponzi artist

No vowels is tragic. 10 posts a day with virtually no engagement. The best was her overflowing bins post. That's attraction marketing.

No vowels says “ guys” way to much! Also just must wonder why her videos are getting so many views but no likes .🤣

Is there a clue other than no vowels ? Unless it's that lad who was in the final of strictly?

If you know who Yawn is search her comments/likes. Lady in pink.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/thirty_days_only/4154117-Is-Level-Up-Your-Life-Freedom-an-MLM#prettyPhoto

Mmm ....

@MLMsuperfan

No vowels is tragic. 10 posts a day with virtually no engagement. The best was her overflowing bins post. That's attraction marketing.

She has been watching Nurse for inspiring posts .

Interesting news from the US for those still following the LuLaRoe car crash
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/lularoe-settles-washington-state-pyramid-scheme-lawsuit?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeed&ref=bffbbuzzfeed&&fbclid=IwAR154UvMj1r4jsMmGifNQbJ7QdSPT_snQJ2VscStZtT7gd-zYCoqyOFQGlI

I can't find no vowels. Any more clues. Or why is she called no vowels???

@spanfan no vowels name literally has no vowels in it....

@spanfan

Do you know who Yawn is? Yesterday there was a post on her FB titled GLAMOUR PUSS.

You'll find NoVowel there.

Remove vowels from
Shane and the surname of Genghis

Yawn knows exactly how to love bomb her newbies
Glamour puss is exactly the right nickname to flatter novowels

I actually feel sorry for NoVowels, more so than Nurse. Bless her, she isn't the sharpest tool in the box going by her posts and lives and Yawn is clearly taking full advantage of that.

Nurse has been there, has seen it but chooses to ignore it. Because believing in a unicorn is easier than accepting you are being scammed.