MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

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Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

Thanks for the explanation, @YouokHun. My knowledge of the ins and outs of DBS checks is limited at best.

Wasn't homeschool sacked because she was running Modere alongside FLP and that was against contract/T&Cs?

What's the name of the fat-melting chocolate bollocks that Homeschool is always going on about? Had a look on the Modere site but they have so many weight-management products I can't tell which one it is.

I would hazard a guess it's Sync, which is a chocolate drink that is part of their M3 weight management twaddle. The text image is 5 excerpts from the M3 page which highlight why it works.

Let's just say it isn't the product.

Ah the classic 'lose weight with our miracle product: just take one pill or drink one gel/shake a day (whilst also radically changing your diet to cut out all carbs, fat and sugar, and exercising five times a week)'

Homeschool is actually telling the truth.

She contacted FLP to give notice that she was going to end her bizniz with them the day of the month after they get their bonuses from FLP. I believe it is the 16th of the month, something like that.

FLP said nope and terminated her immediately so she missed out on her last months bonus. I think it was 2 weeks notice she gave them.

So she did tell them she was quitting before they terminated her.

What sort of fool quits before, or on the same day that their bonus is due? 🙄 She must be seriously lacking in savvy.

Aargh, a department at my local health trust has tweeted thanking a Body Shop bot for donating hand cream. I don't want to call it out on Twitter, but do want to let them know how problematic it is. Am half considering a letter or email, but even that will come across as bitter, I fear.

@MusicianTom you could retweet or forward with the antimlm or antimlmmovement hashtags and let others tell them! It’s so frustrating because it’s obvious that this is a great way to profit and hit targets but to the casual observer it looks generous and thoughtful, so it’s very difficult to call out. It’s everywhere and the main offenders seem to be Avon, BSatH, Arbonne, FMW and FLP

I’ve just seen Oxford Health Charity publicly thank FLP for their donation which I’m sure has come from that bot we discussed the other day whose nickname escapes me. I do not want to see that Aloe jizz on the inside of the John Radcliffe Hosp but I think it’s also about product placement - how fantastic to get FLP product on the wards or in the pocket of someone who owns a stethoscope, almost as if it’s legitimate. It can then be spun and suddenly we have another “Great Ormond Street uses FLP to treat burns” tale.

Just when bitching between huns of rival MLM's has never been more prominent, FM World have launched an Aloe Vera range of skincare products.

FLP bots will be most upset.

Re: hospitals I do wonder who it is doing the thanking. I mean is it just the Comms departments going through and thanking all the donors they have had without consultation with medical staff? That would at least mean medical staff aren't necessarily approving of the products. Not that will stop the bots from spinning it to their advantage but it would at least be more understandable from a non bot perspective.

@9darttofinish2nd

Brace yourself for an avalanche of posts about PURE aloe, INNER leaf, we grow it ourselves, blah blah blah

Nurse is doing a raffle on her group page for a C9. £3 a ticket. No takers so far. Aside from the blatant desperateness of it all, aren't FB raffles illegal?!

Yes they are illegal, unless of course Nurse has applied for gambling licence and completes an anti money laundering form for the money received.

I imagine she has all those bases covered.

I always report MLM raffles.

Yes Nurse is a sharp tack; no way she’d blunder into a scam or semi legal side hustle, so I’m sure she has a gaming licence.

@Norma27 what do you report them under? Is it 'unauthorised sales'?

Yawn can fit into last year’s flip flops after the c9. Sign me up!!

@dickiedavisthunderthighs yep. Not sure if it makes any difference tho. I always question myself if it is right. A report would flag it up to fb though hopefully.
I’m in a beauty group where I know fb stopped them doing random raffles. Not mlm tho.

Homeschool doing a live. Still talking about why she was terminated by email from FL even though she was the boss of her own company 😄

Another top down photo from yawn. Yawn love you look beautiful, honest but I doubt you look much smaller. Stop fibbing!

Interesting since we mentioned Yawn seems to show the same small team she keeps showing off larger numbers!

Those top down photos are ridiculous! The camera angle makes women look like they’ve got furniture disease, i.e their chest has collapsed into their drawers.

@CaroleFuckingBaskin meanwhile Mr Homeschool is absolutely refusing to answer what seems to be the one question he doesn’t want appearing anywhere on his site/feed. No argument, no response, no blocking, just swift and quiet removal. And that question is:

Mr Homeschool, why do you only ‘treat’ women for low self-esteem?

I can’t think why he’s so sensitive about this question ...

There are some serious claims being made by a number of senior UK MLM reps in various companies regarding volume sales and recruitment levels this past few days.
Either the global pandemic has given the industry some much needed new blood with people who are in dire straits due to their current employment situation, or are we are witnessing lies and deceit on a scale never been before even for this lot?

I fully believe that the industry has received a boost from the pandemic. You just have to look at threads on here to find people worrying their industry (hospitality, beauty etc) won't recover. And sadly whilst awareness of MLM has increased there are still lots of people who are not familiar with the concept. And clearly some people have been successfully selling products under the guise of donations to the NHS.

Of course lots of bots won't be benefitting from these increases. And the new recruits are unlikely to see the promised income materialise.