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MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

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BSintolerant · 15/04/2020 09:51

Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

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Spongebobette · 29/04/2020 19:12

I wonder how much Yawn and Uber ‘boosted’ Nurse to get a Supervisor in their downline..

BlackCatsRule88 · 29/04/2020 19:45

How does the “promotion” work? Does it mean she gets a higher cut on sales? (Quite how you get a promotion within your own business is another matter)

Lunde · 29/04/2020 21:00

Norma27 - Yawn says 3% pay rise giving extra £500 per month. Yeah right.

If a 3% rise = £6000 per year would Nurse have to be earning £200,000 a year for this to make sense? hmmmmm

BSintolerant · 29/04/2020 21:32

The wording is purposely ambiguous.

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Bluewavescrashing · 29/04/2020 21:40

Has Nurse sucked in another recruit? On her stories today

MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!
hunzuncovered · 29/04/2020 22:59

When I hit the same promotion as nurse I got 'paid' £17

BSintolerant · 29/04/2020 23:17

How much did you have to pay to be “paid” that £17 @hunzuncovered ?

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dickiedavisthunderthighs · 30/04/2020 10:04

Presume Yawn's 'extra' is on top of her nurse's salary. Yawn is now top of a local leaderboard for business building. However we all know that Nurse will struggle to keep where she is and her downline are all very new so likely won't last the distance, so with any luck Yawn will be back at square one again.

Whiterangey · 30/04/2020 11:13

£17! I hope you didn't spend it all at once.

I dread to think how much this has cost nurse though I do suspect Yawn may have helped. Desperately chasing that sweet sweet bonus cheque.

Whiterangey · 30/04/2020 11:28

I am shocked that they fall for the 3% pay raise gives an extra £500 a month. Unless they have a gold bar hoarding problem which is unlikely, where is the money?

Really wanted to say "Show me the money!" But couldn't ease it into a sentence so have done it now and I don't regret it.

nakedavengerreturns · 30/04/2020 11:54

Incredible that Nurse is getting a 3% pay rise which is an extra £500 a month. Now she's earning £16,000 income a month I'm fairly sure she'd be able to afford the theme park for the kid

Not sure why she couldn't afford it before given her previous income must have been £15,500 a month. Hmm one of her recent lives said the theme park goal was to make £300.

nakedavengerreturns · 30/04/2020 12:18

@bluewavescrashing no that's just one of her new team members. She joined in early March and had her product launch last night. 5 people went including her and Nurse.

8th commenter on Yawns congratulations post. DD.

AlexCabot · 30/04/2020 12:24

Anyone know what percentage Body Shop at home bots make?
There's one on Facebook trying to recruit with a screenshot of her £1000 sales in the last three months.
She's insinuating that she's actually made £1000 but what would it actually equate to in commission?

CodenameVillanelle · 30/04/2020 12:28

Can't be more than £75 can it? Maximum?

hunzuncovered · 30/04/2020 12:39

Over £100 to get my 1 case credit I needed to ensure I was paid.

That £17 went down a treat in my house when my hubby asked

Spongebobette · 30/04/2020 12:57

Nurse is absolutely giddy with her success

I wish I could ask her how much actual money she’s made, having properly taken into account all the money she’s spent

acatcalledjohn · 30/04/2020 13:19

On Yawn's live from yesterday, touting for joiners for a "business presentation" introductory brainwashing sesh Zoom call, she quite literally says, and I quote:

"I would love for you to come one, cause it took me an hour to do my bloody hair and I need some people on there to appreciate this."

Followed by:

"It will be an honour having you all on there, giving me lots of love and lots of smiley faces."

She isn't even hiding her narcissistic traits anymore. The day she falls from grace I will be front row with the popcorn, cheering on her demise.

acatcalledjohn · 30/04/2020 13:21

I mean Yawn's FB stories, not live.

Bluewavescrashing · 30/04/2020 13:41

I bet Nurse doesn't even know how much she's spent. Very likely she's been told to ignore that as the products are 'essentials'. Of course you can pick up deodorant, soap, toothpaste, moisturiser for £1 in the supermarket but hey ho.

CompleteBarstool · 30/04/2020 13:50

On that business presentation Yawn claims there were 90 guests ie. "90 PEOPLE LOOKING AT JOINING US" which implies 90 interested people thinking of joining FL.

However the comments are from existing bots who tuned in so actually not 90 new blood victims at all.

Funny how her adoring legions in their desperation to stroke her ego and be recognised by her are actually showing her to be a liar!

fitgirl26 · 30/04/2020 14:59

I belong to a Facebook group for users of Les Mills On Demand. A Revital-U hun has posted asking if people want to join her group. I'm pleased to say she's being roundly trounced in the comments 😂

CodenameVillanelle · 30/04/2020 15:25

So all that palaver from nurse has led to a TOTAL forever living income of £500 a month. And that's only £500 on a month where she manages to make as many sales as she did this month (which won't happen as yawn won't be funnelling and her friends won't make pity purchases) and as long as her downline maintain their ccs.

£500 a month. And that's supposed to be what you can earn from retail only. Nurse is supposedly on the upline route and has several recruits but Still only earnt £500 last month.

Bluewavescrashing · 30/04/2020 16:04

And how much did she spend on herself? C9, gel for herself and her son, various tablets etc. At least half of the £500 I bet.

AlexCabot · 30/04/2020 17:55

I've done the working out and at best, Body Shop bot would have made £250 commission so £83 a month. That's assuming that the sales didn't cost her anything in petrol and samples.

I intended to point this out but her advert had already been deleted for breaking group rules!

BSintolerant · 30/04/2020 18:49

Interesting thread here about buying from MLMs: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3895751-Buying-from-an-MLM

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