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MLM Bot watch 58- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers

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GoldenKelpie · 09/03/2020 22:35

New fred!

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dickiedavisthunderthighs · 14/04/2020 12:48

Right, so Uber has posted that we'd normally see her being presented with her cheque but this year she's chosen to just be with her family. I'm reading this as she's being presented privately. If this is an option then surely it means all of gut the UK bots will do that?!

Norma27 · 14/04/2020 13:00

Just read uber's post. I wonder how much smaller her cheque is this year then.
Will they still announce it at all?

leasedaudi · 14/04/2020 13:04

LOL cos uber hasn't spent enough time together with her family during lockdown. That excuse may have worked for the Oz rally if lockdown didn't happen... but it didn't.

Don't FL publish all cheque amounts anyway? Wonder what John Lewis / insolvent bot will get.

Spongebobette · 14/04/2020 13:06

Whatever she gets will go straight to pay off HMRC

fromdownwest · 14/04/2020 13:06

or not, she managed to default her last payment plan

CodenameVillanelle · 14/04/2020 13:12

Uber not being presented publicly with her cheque? 🤔

holdontoyourbutts · 14/04/2020 13:17

They've said they will be announcing the cheques!

God this is going to be a long 2 hours.

GottaPickaPocketorTwo · 14/04/2020 13:30

UK is 6th top performing company. How does that compare to other years?

Bluewavescrashing · 14/04/2020 13:42

Is, anyone watching? I just get a countdown thing on the website and the fb page videos are buffering.

SnoogyWoo · 14/04/2020 13:45

We all should have had a go at guessing the cheque amounts!

Tupperwarelid · 14/04/2020 13:46

Castle’s bff got $8812 and John Lewis got $9653

Norma27 · 14/04/2020 13:47

Blue I'm getting a countdown too.

9dartfinish2nd · 14/04/2020 13:52

Ironically they are doing a section about having your brain in a fog.

fromdownwest · 14/04/2020 13:53

@tupperwarelid

That is about £7000 and £7600 GROSS!

After tax that is about £100 A WEEK, not taking into account expenses, postage, petrol and all other costs.

These are the people who HAVE MADE IT too.

I wonder how much HMRC will take off JL bot

BSintolerant · 14/04/2020 13:53

Is Uber telling fibs in the hope that her minions won’t bother to tune in and watch her getting a smaller cheque, or a non-existent one? It’s not like bots to lie, is it? 🤔

SnoogyWoo · 14/04/2020 14:04

How are you watching?

Miniwinnie · 14/04/2020 14:04

Lanza 22k not representing UK

Tupperwarelid · 14/04/2020 14:05

Lanza bot $22712.

Whiterangey · 14/04/2020 14:07

$31k for welsh and $32k for Castle

Tupperwarelid · 14/04/2020 14:08

Castle $32068

Not sure of her name, might be Welsh rarebit $31996 (converted a barn and fell out with builders)

SnoogyWoo · 14/04/2020 14:08

Wow $32k for Castle.

Bluewavescrashing · 14/04/2020 14:10

Found it thanks!

RogueApostrophe · 14/04/2020 14:16

What did Castle get last year? Sounds like it's a big drop then?

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 14/04/2020 14:17

25% down on last year for Castle. Considering she used to be the poster girl it's like she's just dropped out of orbit.

Whiterangey · 14/04/2020 14:18

This is great entertainment. Only manbot, Uber, and Bloodsucker to go for the UK.

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