MLM Bot Watch 51: the Cult of multilevel marketing

[BSintolerant]

Lies, creative accounting and the Law of Reaction. Network marketers, we’re onto you - and so is the BBC:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p076n2hg

Are there any former FLPers around who can explain WTF you have to do to make Eagle manager? #TIAhun

Apart from selling your soul, the requirements for Eagle Manager:

I'm rewatching Kath and Kim (puppy asleep on me, can't possibly move!) and it's the episode when Kath sells the pyramid scheme underwear.

"You know pyramid selling. The trickledown effect and roping in all your friends and brainwashing and such"😀

Good god. You're right about selling your soul!

So basically the Centurion Whizz Bang Pigeons have to have 45 eagle managers, 90+ supervisors and eleventy billion bots in their bizniz?

...Listen up THIS MLM MALARKEY IS RUBBISH, IT'S DAFT! GET A PROPER JOB!

Yes, get a proper job or start a real business.

Centurion Whizz Bang Pigeons!

PHD-Boyfriend paraded and how is she going to pack so much in whilst running her bizniz(answers on a postcard)
Yawn-caricature (nuff said)

@Twentytwentyhindsight I thought I was smart but I can barely make head or tail of those requirements!

How can you believe you own your own business when you have to jump through hoops set like that by other people, just to get paid?

M'y OH used to tell people she 'was partnered with FLP', like it was some sort of pairing of equals...

Homeschool is going all out with the recruitment posts at the moment, she’s sounding desperate.

So for Yawn to qualify (per the t&c's), she's got to have at least one eagle manager. Who is that?!

What are all these names like "yawn" are they real people . What am I missing

They are real people, some high up bots that we follow for the shenanigans. We can't name them on here though or the thread gets pulled

Receipt bot is a Manager, isn’t she in Yawns downline?

@Bovneydazzlers - I think that is for 'Senior Eagle Manager'. The bog standard Eagle manager doesn't need a downline Eagle Manager (although, as others have pointed out, the requirements are as clear as muck...).

It seems doubtful that Yawn actually achieved even that. My guess is that a couple of higher ups have turned down the trip and she is getting a hand-me-down.

Sloppy seconds. Poor Yawn.

I am glad I'm not the only one who couldn't follow the Eagle stuff. It read to me like a whole lot of hard slog that's never-ending, what a depressing idea.
I think I'd rather be a budgerigar.

Twenty, I read the t&cs differently - I thought it said if you were a senior manager (or is Yawn a sapphire?) then you had higher entry requirements for eagle than if you were a manager (as also need an eagle in your down line).

No wonder many don't qualify given the criteria. After all the excitement and the crying down the phone 'we're going to Thailand eeek!' last month.

Any hints for Homeschool? Got most of the others!

You may be right @Bovneydazzlers, the whole thing seems designed to be confusing.

Homeschool is great at Helping You Find Your Greatness. She’s also good at wheeling out cheques from years ago and glossing over the fact that she doesn’t earn the big bucks anymore.

Got her, thanks 😊

Broke hasn’t had to start his CBD oil team again. I wonder who he has annoyed this time?
Now his new team are pushing that crap to people with Dementia and Epilepsy.

He’s also admitted he’s been taking tramadol and diazepam. While all the time smashing pharmageddon 🙄

He’s actually DISGUSTING.

Enjoy! She and her husband post some, erm, interesting Lives.

*has had