MLM Bot Watch 39 - After taking a year off we are back with no cheque, no hope, but new products!

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Ah, who can remember the heady days of Valentus before the dream turned to ashes in August last year? When they would do their “OMG my pay is LIFE CHANGING!” sobbing #Fripay lives..?

Every Friday. Salon. Like clockwork.

Nice catch!

They should be walking into YSL and just grabbing what they want and not worrying about how much it costs.

I imagine Uber is being very careful with money at the moment, she got a nice cheque, although lower than last year and less than half the year before, but they may have to last her a while. She's also got a very expensive house and lifestyle to keep up with.

I see Yawn has corrected the ‘they’re/their’ mistake from earlier... HI YAWN HUN! Thanks for #poppinon & reading our thread!

@ArbunneHun - Yawn has taken heed of your comment, and it is no longer the recruits that are babes in arms.

This thread should charge her as a proofreading & copy-editing service, the amount of times she has altered posts after errors are pointed out here!

BTW Yawn, there's still a few grammar mistakes in there. Also, the thing with commas- sometimes less is more...

Oh, and the total fallacy that your new victim recruit will have any control over her income is still up there!

I can pass over poor spelling & grammar. Blatant manipulative lies will, however, be called out.

Oops, we seem to have cross-posted!

Great minds, @Twentytwenty hun. We have so much in common!

I really like your personal style, babes. I’d love to have a coffee & talk to you about my new #bizniz, I’m looking for 3 new #teamies to mentor this month. PM me hunni xxxxxx

To be fair to Bicester I believe that some of the shops do ranges that can only be bought from the outlet rather than just discounts on last year's stock. And it is enough of a destination for the train station to be announced in Chinese and Arabic.

Wife of the guy who sells the wood furnishings is another bot who seemed to take all of a week off after giving birth

Don't even know where to start with the fact that bots who have gone more into coaching are now coaching people to launch coaching businesses... where does it end?! Surely someone must eventually coach something other than how to coach?

She could get hubby to give them all a stick on a string, Yawn loves hers & she is an authority on style & taste...

Who the hell would contact her to offer congratulations either via message or in person when they know they would just get her sales pitch in return.

@ArbunneHun - EEEK! What a coincidence! I too was hoping to meet up to put my latest opportunity to you. You'd be a perfect fit and get in right at the top (or is that ground floor? - I'm never sure...). Maybe we can exchange ideas! #Blessed #LawOfAttractionInAction

Does anyone know what MLM Salon's ex upline in Valentus is going to be launching soon? No slip ups anywhere on facebook to say what it is.

Only thing I can come up with is Melaleuca was is already in the UK but not doing very well at all here, so she might have seen a gap in the market here and thought that would be the MLM for her.

The only hit I got was her saying the had $2 billion in sales, and the only company I can find that matches that is Melaleuca, so I think that fits.

Does anyone know what the company is she has joined and if it is Melaleuca?

It revolves around an amaaazing new product (compliant & legal!!!!) that will blow everyone away.

It works a food supplement (small amount will feed thousands!), and cures common chronic and acute conditions, such as blindness, paralysis, leprosy and death. Testimonials from reliable sources report it also makes one insubmersible and gives plain water a wonderful winey flavour!

You could lock in your position in pre-pre launch and you too will take the world by storm. (We we're going to call it's 'Jesus in a Jar', but there's some geezer in Northern Ireland telling us he has the Messiah market covered...)

I think you may be downplaying it a bit, i've read her posts, it not only cures death but it will cure the deaths of all of your ancestors.

All for only £199

It cures death?

@cozietoesie - Yup. Weight loss is a bit more expensive though.

This amused me, also it's very true.

Had anyone seen the latest post in 'juice plus/mlm lies exposed?'
A member of the group who is currently living in a women's refuge for domestically abused women and women who suffer from mental health issues and therefore struggle to sustain a tenancy, has found fliers for a certain make up mlm in their common room

The targeting of vulnerable women is becoming more and more blatant.

Anyone heard of Saba? Make up and health shite. Apparently they are launching this Saturday in Birmingham
Found some of their victims on Facebook calling themselves 'lifestyle coaches' who, depressingly, are clearly vulnerable.
Awful.

Saba has been in pre launch for a few months. It’s already lost a raft of bots that were at the top of the pyramid and has about half a dozen products, as the rest of them that are on sale in the US are NFR here as they contain ingredients (or make claims) either not allowed by the EU or only available on prescription.

(Just checked, 8 products uk, 36 products US. Fills me with confidence!)

@Nakedavenger74 do they have a mint choc chip industry disrupting shake? If not, they are missing a trick!

Dora have a look back at Yawn's page for the recent gift of a stick with a piece of string attached, that should help.

Dora she is often tagged in yawn’s posts. Just had a baby and hawking aloe shite a few days later.

This is where you see the great divide between the billionaire bots, like what Yawn most definitely is, and us. Nobody has ever given me a gift of a stick with a piece of string attached.

Though I guess that at least it's not an MLM, that counts for something.

She can hang this years cheque from her stick, using the string to hold it there.