MLM Bot Watch 36 - Those who think it's ok to tell white lies soon become colourblind

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36 Lies to reel you in...

1. They will tell you that you will have time freedom in this business. Two weeks later they will tell you the business won't work unless you do.

When it's a business event they will not accept excuses for you missing it and will set an example by missing their child's first birthday or telling you a story of how they once shit themselves in white trousers on the front row at success day because they were poorly but didn't want to miss it.... You will know quickly that the unspoken rules is 'no excuses on success day's.

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About a bitcoin scam I should say!!

@acatcalledjohn I vaguely remember that. You are right, nothing more offputting than a bullshitter.

What are amended accounts on companies house? When talking about accountancy type things please talk down to me as if i'm 5.

Yawns 2016 accounts have been amended and will be available in 5 days. The 2017 accounts should also be up in a few days.

Surely your accounts are factual and a record of finances, how can these change after a year?

Pre launch is a word he avoids normally in the product world, but in the travel industry it means potential

Thats 4-6 weeks of "experience" talking right there chaps.

Not even 2 mins in and bullshitting already.

I am not drinking so this may take a while

15 people recruited puts you at gold, which will then give you £800 a month without booking anything.

Pyramid, anyone?

He's supposedly booking someone a holiday in Santoroni.

They'll probably end up in Sardinia.

I am sure that this has a perfectly logical and reasonable explanation that i'm just too stupid to realise.

Why has his profile photo which has a logo of his travel business also has a cannabis leaf with the words 'All Natural' underneath it?

Nothing says trustworthy more than a cannabis leaf next to a logo with an aeroplane in it.

Am I right in thinking that broke has had a big spat with bot of many hair colours? He's named a few enemies in the recent rant

I had a high up bot from Canada friend request me a couple of weeks ago. I looked on her profile and she was using it on her kids too. God knows where she got my name from.
Unfortunately the request vanished and I’ve forgotten her name now!

High up monat bot.

@Nakedavenger74 Yes he has fallen out with the Bot with funky hair colours

@Whiterangey He also sells CBD oil hence the cannabis leaf logo but I hadn't noticed that on his FB profile picture. To the casual observer, it makes it look like some sort of Stoner Airways All Inclusive munchies holiday bizniz

Yawns amended accounts show she made about 100k more than what was stated on the first accounts for that period.

Surely you would have realised that when the accounts were submitted.

Maybe she forgot that she needs to declare those bonus cheques .. you know, for tax purposes and those inconvenient things

It looks like the directors' current accounts figure was entered as £19k not £109k. The £109k being a loan from the company to her. It could have been an oversight but it should have been picked up. I presume her accountant spotted it when doing this year's accounts.

A friend who moved away a couple of years ago suddenly started posting motivational quotes last week. Then there was a post about starting a new business and wanting to work with some other lovely girlies. Then there was the emoji overload. And today we have the Juice Plus eczema before and after pictures. Yup. She's gone full metal Bot. Just hoping I don't get an inbox message....

I have just watched a ‘live’; a young woman who has struggled with depression for years and had attempted suicide. Her ‘live’ was all about how she has managed to come off ADs. It all sounded very genuine until.... guess what.... she said it was down to taking the Juice Plus capsules.

Please tell me that she didn't actually use the term 'girlies'.

@cozietoesie - I'm afraid so...🙄

There appears to be a glitter MLM...

Sparkles Squad or Sparkles London.

It feels as if they've been set up in order to be taken over by some other MLM.

The glitter or JP?

If the former, I should imagine Youneeeeeek could do with some actual pigmented product.

The former.

A glitter MLM scheme? Will glitterbots imitate FL's sizzles by holding vajazzles instead?