MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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I saw a post yesterday about FL success day. Remember how they used to claim there were 5000 people there, during the boom? They did used to sell out of tickets at those so it probably was close to that number. Yesterday the number claimed was only 1200! And usually they say a higher number than was actually there. That’s so few people compared to 2 years ago. I wonder how many promotions were celebrated?

If you watch the success day video on the FL UK page you can see lots of empty seats. Both the side areas of seats are totally empty which would be expected, but in one of the shots where someone is talking on stage they give a close up of the main seating and there are so many empty seats right in front of the stage.

I wonder if they organised the seating plan for 1200 and not all of those showed up.

When is the next FL cheque event because that's what I want to see as I think it will be very telling?

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A friend of mine told me that the FLP success day numbers are so low they've now moved them to coventry's Ricoh arena for the whole of next year. Oh and also if you book your ticket this weekend you can get 15% off febs ticket SquuuueeeeHuns. Its desperate times in flp people who normally advise against product posts are now having to do so and allowing customer post reviews to their pages..... and these are high up.

The next cheque event is in Dallas between 22nd and 30th April, I wonder what excuses they will all come up with to explain why their bonus cheques are lower than last year. Especially as last years were lower for most, some considerably lower and the general excuse was that they had taken time off last year for whatever.

"I took time off last year ..." is Forever Living's equivalent to "the dog ate my homework." It looks as if the dog's also eaten their downlines, big plastic cheques, and their memories. One bot we all know and love claims to have had "time out" this year, but has forgotten about her FB post where she blathers on about how she's never been so busy with aloe-related pursuits. Bloody medal-hunter!

Just watched a live by THANG-Bot. I'm guessing she must've blown all of her income on flights, hotels, money for booze etc., when she went to Milan for a piss up Organo convention. I say this because she claims to have been burgled, and says her autistic son's Xbox has been stolen.

I know I sound a bit cynical, but, honestly, I don't believe her. She's already had several people offering to put money into her bank account. She's not contacted the police and nothing rings true. I have a sneaking suspicion the hard reality of blowing everything you have (yet again) for another pyramid scheme has hit home three weeks before Christmas.

Watching her and the handful of acolytes around her trying to flog manky mushroom coffee is painful to behold. They are spamming their timelines with "before and after" weight loss pics or ads extolling the virtues of criminally overpriced hot beverages, and the only people liking or showing interest in the comments are the other three or four people in her direct pyramid.

I know this post sounds a bit uncompromising, but with these people, it just seems better to call out the ramifications of bll sht MLMs, in the vain hope it might put others off losing their own money.

Yes I saw that Miffy and one of her Organo mates has put a hamper together and is selling the tickets for £10 each to raise money for her children......

And the hamper contains Younique and Lipscence stuff so the cynic in me thinks that this particular Bot is a serial MLMer with an understairs cupboard full of shit she couldn't sell....

Ladiva, Fitgirl,

I didn't notice the other post regarding the hamper by her Organo friend until after I'd posted my last post here.

There's something deeply fishy about it. Especially as THANG Bot has reposted the appeal from her friend on to her own timeline, along with a plea along the lines of "Please help"......

I feel bad even thinking these things - I work for a charity helping disabled children and young or

Fat fingers...
and young people and I know how hard it is for the parent/carers but but but....

Could someone PM me who Thang bot is please, and also Lipbot and Milliondollarcheque bot please.

It's all so dirty isn't it?

Was she burgled when she was in Milan? Is so, what does she expect if she's used Facebook to tell the world and its wife that she was going to Milan?

In other news, I've heard that Facebook algorithms are making it hard for real and so-called businesses to reach their audiences.

... Did the burglars steal any coffee?

No, thought not.

No, wait. Why am I giving her the benefit of the doubt that she was burgled?

I, too, smell BS!

Haha BS they didn't even take her iphone6 just her sons xbox!! sounds very dodgy to me.

Cozie the word "inculcees" is now on my list of favourite words commonly used to describe various elememts of MLM schemes.

"Ordure" remains at the top.

and a watch my apologies..............

can someone explain to me bitcoin, i just don't get it? i keep getting asked daily to get involved and it just looks like the biggest scam... am i right? I see branson endorsing it, but it still rings alarm bells.

Oh my. I didn't query thang's authenticity.

My thought was that if she was so loaded she wouldn't need charity. She deffo has no money despite her claims.

I have felt quite sorry for her in the past as she really is an mlm victim... But then she makes such terrible decisions time after time. ☹️☹️

I think the fishiest part of the burglary, apart from her claim that her phone wasn't taken but an Xbox was, is that she says she was out for the evening when it happened. How many people these days leave their iPhones in the house when they go out?

That's right spanfan she should not need charity if she is "smashing it" flogging her mushroom infused coffee after all an xbox only costs about £150 on ebay.....................

No one does miffytherabbit1974