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MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM

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Spongebobette · 02/07/2017 22:47

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Cakietea · 29/07/2017 13:16

Yes it does rhyme with farty lol

fitgirl26 · 29/07/2017 15:45

I've just seen that email on StokeFlatBot's page and came on here to see if anyone had posted it! Location to be confirmed and a "swanky" dinner afterwards. Burger King?

fitgirl26 · 29/07/2017 15:53

And he's called StokeFlatBot because he came to our attention after starting a brief relationship with one of the ex LTW Bots/top Valentus Bots who was leaving Valentus with a massive flounce. He moved to Stoke as that's where she is but following the very quick ending of the relationship I believe he went back to Birkenhead!

BSintolerant · 29/07/2017 21:28

Surely it's a wanky dinner - no need for mayo on that burger. Confused

fitgirl26 · 30/07/2017 12:20

Eww BS! I've been watching StokenowbirkenheadflatBot's ex "business partner" and he really is an odious piece of crap. The "lifestyle" posters he keeps creating with his sidekick (BigHairGCCBot) are absolutely cringeworthy! Just wish I hadn't missed it all kicking off again on FlatBot's post last week!

Toobusytowee · 30/07/2017 13:52

South Korea has been noticing that MLMs are a bit problematic. Article here on them- m.koreatimes.co.kr/phone/news/view.jsp?req_newsidx=233573

Interesting one of the MLMs says they can't distinguish between consumers and salespeople. It's because their salespeople are the consumers!!

Cakietea · 30/07/2017 20:21

Urgh wasstokenowbirkenheadbot and his entourage have been putting up sexy selfies Envy

Sean1984 · 31/07/2017 14:39

Not exactly to do with MLM,but not too far off it either !!entertainment.ie/tv/news/Watch-John-Oliver-and-Last-Week-Tonight-came-back-last-night-went-after-Infowars-and-Alex-Jones/395858.htm

Sean1984 · 31/07/2017 14:43

Link didnt come out there-

acatcalledjohn · 01/08/2017 07:57

That's a shame, that YouTube video is not available in the U.K.

Someone over in Weight Loss Chat is asking about Lean Java Bean Coffee weight loss.

MrsGotobed · 01/08/2017 11:21

I see another C9 cleanse is underway by one of our regular bots.

Of course any weight loss will be down to the extortionately priced aloe supplements and shite and not the fact that for a large part of the 9 days she'll be surviving on nowt but water and a bit of salad whilst still doing 2 hours in the gym every day Hmm

acatcalledjohn · 01/08/2017 13:20

Only 2.7lbs a week? That's unsustainable.

I wonder if she'll do the full 9 days this time. Normally things go quiet after 7 days.

I do feel sorry for her, FLP is ruining this bot both financially and mentally.

WineAndTiramisu · 01/08/2017 21:21

I've got one of these people on my Facebook feed, is it just me, or does this post sound like a cult?! It seems a lot of her friends are falling for her crap as well, unfortunately...

MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM
BSintolerant · 01/08/2017 22:19

I dread to think what Marie Forleo would think about one of her quotes being linked with mlm scheme ads WineAndTiramusu.

It smells of cults too.

shortaris1 · 02/08/2017 08:04

Just found this after reading Elle Beau's fabulous blog.

I got a message from someone a few years back about Arbonne and how she 'fitted it in round her darling daughter' Just ignored it as we used to work together but she was never very nice to me!
I follow a FL bot for sheer badness. She often has her planner open on FB and if you zoom in, she's written things like 'School Run' to make herself look busy! Sure!y you know that's happening love!
Any chance of a pm with any of the bots names? I'm missing out here!

CurlsandCurves · 03/08/2017 11:51

Anyone else seen Dannii's latest live on Timeless Vie?

Absolutely brilliant, seems our Dannii has also been the victim of online bullying, but she's not letting it get her down, lol.

Need to order some of her Wazsecco!

Libitina · 03/08/2017 11:56

"Customers can just go to the website and order tailor-made fresh meals, with balanced protein, carbs, fat and vegetables like Italian chicken and sweet potato, salmon and brown rice or beef stew and kale.

They cost an average of £4.90.

Or they can subscribe to the Pro Gains app and also get paid a £65 bonus for every time they introduce someone else to the service.

Marco said: 'All you have to do is share the app with four people, who each get four people on board and so on.

'Within three months you will be eating for free and by month seven you should be earning a minimum of £5,277 a month.

'There's no contract so you can cancel at any time and you don't have to get other people involved if you don't want to.'
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4746292/Dragons-Den-reject-ready-meal-empire.html#comments

Hmmmmm.... ?

Sorry for the DM link but this is the second time they've run a story on this in recent days.

acatcalledjohn · 03/08/2017 12:41

His valuation of the company is a random number plucked out of thin air. The claim that Trump, Zuckerberg and Gates would want to go in to business with him shows how deluded this guy is. Absolutely blinded by £signs.

Plus you can get a cheaper and equally healthy meal from any supermarket, without the hassle of fucking off your friends and family.

danbarnes · 03/08/2017 18:59

I love Danniiii's latest live, it was hilarious. Several nods to bots mentioned here.

I don't know why SalonBot seems to think that the amount of people joining each month is a good thing? Surely once everybody's fallen into the trap the "residual income" stops?

shortaris1 · 03/08/2017 20:46

Thanks for the pm
#Cryingwithgratitude

Sean1984 · 04/08/2017 00:06

Brokestokeflat live on FB ,oh god its cringy, its just sad.I couldnt even watch all of it ,my gag reflex was going off! Trying to be serious talking about life assurance, at a party , with bass music on, ffs its like watching children pretending their business owners! I wonder about if these people can give out such information about life assurance policies, whether they are crossing a line, I know in ireland,to give someone financial advise you need to have a "QFA" qualification (qualified financial advisor) or be "APA" in a particular area. I guess its debatable whether flatbot et al are giving finanical advise or merely making referrals to a qualified person

shortaris1 · 04/08/2017 06:14

It sure is Sean!

Imagine letting him loose on your savings!

Cakietea · 04/08/2017 11:21

Brokestokeflatbot's nemesis (the one he calls paedo) and his partner are both worthy of a bot title I think...

danbarnes · 04/08/2017 17:00

3DPrinterBot?
GuruBot?
3DPrinterGuruBots?

Moose23IsHungry · 04/08/2017 17:48

Stokeflatbot is stuck in London, waiting for the latest mlm to pay him, because he doesn't have £30 to get his ticket back home until such time as he is paid.

No wonder he thinks he is loaded- having not enough cash in your bank account to get home means that even a small income will make you feel safe and rich.