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MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM

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Spongebobette · 02/07/2017 22:47

New Fred

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BSintolerant · 04/07/2017 06:38

Sobbing with twatitude here. 😂There's not a dry seat in the house!
#soblessed #praisethelard

Annie65 · 04/07/2017 07:39

Hard to type when there's so many tears in my eyes, so much gratitude's today Halo

Spongebobette · 04/07/2017 08:05

Well I am excited and overwhelmed and SO blessed

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Spongebobette · 04/07/2017 08:51

Also, in shock. In shock, overwhelmed, sobbing like a baby, excited and blessed

It's a wonder I can get through the day

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Spongebobette · 04/07/2017 08:57

Sorry,

Mega excited
Über excited

Etc

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Spongebobette · 04/07/2017 09:02

LITERALLY mega über excited

(I'll stop now)

😁

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TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 04/07/2017 09:54

Can anybody help shine a light over this post please?

Salonbot is forever saying that people can google Valentus and nothing will be found apart from good feedback (not true as we know) but in this very public post on Valentus Corp's actual Facebook page she is advising to act mysterious and use attraction marketing? hmm.

Next point, they are not fully registered here yet? we know there was something set up in Nottingham which has now folded. I am getting the impressing from this post that basically the reps should be the end user and not selling these on, hence why she has told them they should NOT be using the product name in their sales posts. We all know reps do this to gain momentum but I wonder if there is a more sinister reason.

I am a little confused, you can view the full post by going on to the Valentus Corp facebook page, this is public for everyone to see!

MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM
Spongebobette · 04/07/2017 18:35

Urgh it's a mystery, all that she does on her page is go on and on about promotions in her team and being paid 7 ways

Nothing about the product.

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Spongebobette · 04/07/2017 18:41

This bit is great, it gives away the 'strategy' she's using herself on her own page:

Status's you should be mixing up

  1. Facts on growth (I don't tell them what company just in case they go and find someone else)
  2. If your developing - use your social media as your journey!!
  3. Promotions or new business partners
  4. Excitement
  5. You can express feeling towards product but use something simple like "feeling amazing from taking this new product or beverage "
  6. Testimonials worldwide
  7. Mix family in there for likes and comments (Facebook algorithms)
  8. Be different, bold, exciting and YOU!!
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MrsGotobed · 04/07/2017 18:49

Has anyone come across DNA Light Up?

It's something my bot has been going on about. looks like you pay an Activator to help you go on a life changing personal journey of empowerment .... blah de blah de blah (at a cost of up to £975 for a platinum level Activator Hmm)

I was just wondering if it's a form of MLM in itself or if my bot is just gullible and pouring even more money into trying to make it?

DNA Light Up website

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 04/07/2017 19:13

They're just to thick to realise that the tactics she's asking them to do are exactly what she did to entice them. I have no sympathy for them anymore.

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 04/07/2017 19:16

Mrs Gotobed I've never heard of it, but god it looks hellish. 😱

Spongebobette · 04/07/2017 19:19

I can't see if it's MLM but it's certainly got my bollox o meter buzzing

MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM
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Tokelau · 04/07/2017 19:20

Could someone tell me who the bots are? The only one I know is Castlebot, but I don't think she is in the castle any more, is she?

I know someone who got pulled into FL and actually went to spend a day in the castle with her. Luckily, she's left FL now.

DollyTwat · 04/07/2017 19:21

Had to come and say happy 30th thread!
I'm still here lurking - just not much time to post these days

SSDGM · 04/07/2017 20:52

So looking at Salonbot's dos and donts, noflatbotwithadrinkingproblemsleepingonasofa is totally breaking the rules?

Kanga59 · 04/07/2017 21:29

Congrats for getting to Fred 30 Hunz. I've been a fan from the start and miss the days of crazy bit lady joining the debate and the FL lawyer threats! I am gonna need bringing up to speed so DM me somebody, the latest bots on the block to watch!

spanfan · 05/07/2017 12:30

Happy 30th!! (It's taken me 2 days to realise there's a new thread. 😂

Phdbot has uploaded coaching videos. Well worth a view.😜

I wonder, could someone on me salon bot please? I need some more entertaining. 😎

Spongebobette · 05/07/2017 16:17

Yes, well, the 'other' coffee company doesn't have to use (ahem) 'intruige'

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BSintolerant · 06/07/2017 00:12

I don't know about anyone else, but my box is a tick-free zone. I don't want any blood-sucking creatures (leaches, ticks, or creatures of the night) near any part of my anatomy.

If you're reading this in subtitles (*waves at American bots) I don't want you to check my box either. I certainly don't want a box with a so-called business in it. It's just wrong.

lasagnefortea · 06/07/2017 09:46

I'm now realising I have encountered a few Bots in the past years that I didn't know were Bots at the time. One of the school mums does something called Shopping Sherlock and also Yanbal Cosmetics. She once spoke to me in very hushed tones about the whole Shopping Sherlock thing on the bus. I had no idea what she was on about but she showed me some photos of a conference she had recently attended and have me a sad looking business card with the Vistaprint free logo on the back. She gave me some Yanbal Cosmetics for my birthday that were actually OK - I saw the catalogue for it, it looks like a European Avon.

A friend’s sister is a Bot for some company where you book your flights through - can’t remember the name of it but a friend tried to recommend I contact her sister to book any upcoming flights. Thought it all sounded a bit weird - gave it a swerve. Only after reading these threads do I realise these are all BOTS!!

chachaslide · 06/07/2017 11:03

Can someone please pm me with who PHDbot is please?

TheCatsWhiskers · 06/07/2017 22:29

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msgyouhuns · 06/07/2017 22:53

Please could someone send me salonbot?

A nuskin bot has recently moved into a MASSIVE house which she did a live of today (hasn't bought it yet because she'll buy later apparently). Maybe this will be castlebot number 2?

Spongebobette · 06/07/2017 23:30

This kind of disingenuous post boils my piss. The translation is: I'm getting my minions running round like maniacs selling and recruiting, both of which make me money and I'll dangle a treat which most of them won't get.

So excited ... I'm running an incentive for my new team to win a spa day ... anyone new that joins me can also win a day at the spa - ON ME 🥂🥂🥂

I love treating people to amazing prizes, for simply doing their job

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