MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM

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New Fred

No, but she does have a "thatch"

Yes! I want to go to SANTORONI!!!

He's shut up about the sodding coffee all of a sudden. Do you think his fb being shut down was so he could purge all mention before he moved on to the next bird brained money making scheme?

Oh I'm confuuused now! I though Barnbot was the same as Browbot because she was banging on about bullying and her eyebrows are on fleek! Can someone PM me who Browbot is? I'm pretty much up to speed on my skinny coffee Bots but my FL Bot knowledge is a bit woeful.

But Moose it's not any old thatch, it's #thethatch

SSDGM - the Live video StokeLifeInsuranceBot did recently mentioned that the "Loose Weight Coffee" is doing great but I suspect you are right that he's already moved on to the next Get Rich Quick Scheme and is trying to pretend it's a happy coincidence that he's got involved in life insurance (now with the added bonus of free medical!) as opposed to just having ditched one MLM for another one.

Apologies - I had already been PMed with the identities of both but because of the way messages show on my phone I had muddled them up 😳

barn bot looks to have moved away from FL to skinny coffee.......

That's some big claims, tea bot! Vida Divina prevents HIV/AIDS and cancer!! That's it! We don't need to spend millions on drugs or research! Just £60 a month on teabags!!

Want barn bot doing her own "personal coaching" and the energy switch thing too?

Her page seems to have disappeared

You know all our piss taking about colon coffee upthread? Looks like someone's already go there with Colon tea. Does one serve it in fine china and drink it in the conventional manner with a raised pinkie? What if it's absorbed by other means with pinkie covered in rubber gloves and hopefully not raised?

You couldn't make this shit up, could you?

Oh My.

Sounds positively appetising.

Colon Tea sounds vile doesn't it Afuna. What will they think of next? Here are some I prepared earlier - mentally, that is (I don't want a visit from the Environmental Health).

Vagina Mayonnaise
Nostril Tapenade
Rectum Ouzo?
Or how about a bit of Left Tit Yazoo?

Colon Gin! That's what we need!!

The alcohol cleanses the gut - it's as good as a colonic.

A colonic & tonic.

Can anyone PM me Salonbot and Flatbot please

Anyone seen the Bloom & Wild partnering with Stella & Dot? That's B&W off my list😡

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2988101-bloom-wild-team-up-with-pyramid-selling-mlm-stella-dot

Who are all these bots people speak of?

I wanted to try B&W. Absolutely won't now, unless they end this partnership with a good statement.

I have a feeling someone in B&W might be a S&D bot on the side and has been pitching how awesome it all is. That would explain the frankly robotic/rehearsed responses B&W are currently coming out with. It reads like a Juice Plus HQ response to any complaint made about a rep: Devoid of any care and understanding.

StokeNoLongerBrokeBot posted this, yet has a funny white lipstick stain over the 'team name' or whatever it is 😂

Please could someone pm stokeflattbot. Feel like im missing out :)

Calling a former friend and now bot in the same MLM a nonce.

Dodgy territory.

(Don't get me wrong, this bot he so hates has an, erm, interesting awful public profile full of contrived lifestyle shots, but that's nothing to do with nolongerstokenoflatbot's unsubstantiated allegations.)

He's made this allegations on and off for ages. I'm surprised it hasn't kicked off to be honest!!