MLM Botwatch 30 : A new thread (the 30th!) for people who are worried about relatives or friends who have turned into 'bots' by joining an MLM

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New Fred

Jamberry is hugely overpriced nail wraps that look no different to the ones you can buy in the pound shop, except a sheet of Jamberry wraps costs something insane like £15. No idea how you apply them or how long they last but the photos I've seen online look tacky and rubbish.

Have a look at the Botwatchblog Directory of MLM Information Aunt. Jamberry is included in the specific companies - along with some good reading material for you to take on board.

Thank you both. Apparently you apply them with a hairdryer and they last forever. (According to my friends posts)There is no chance on god's green earth I'd pay that much for something to put on my nails!

These nail wraps are applied with .... (said in my best Lady Bracknell voice)

a HAIRDRYER?

What if your hairdryer is broken? Broken hair appliances cause so much trouble for bots you know.

For £15 you could literally go and have gel put on by a professional that last a good 3 weeks. Sigh 😥

With It Works, spending £100 for a box of 4 wraps that last you 12 days, then you may aswell have a full body wrap treatment at a good spa every month.

Just watched Top Salon Bot With The Prosthetic Teeth do a FB Live video and she has decided her next totes-amazeballs challenge to herself is to build homeless shelters! Yes, as she says, she often walks around her town pitying all the houseless proles who can't afford a white Range Rover, business class upgrades on EasyJet or laser-teeth whitening, and comes over all Mother Theresa meets Katie Price, the Jordan years.

I wonder what this Nobel Peace Prize winner-in-waiting will accomplish next? Free eyelash curlers on the NHS? Government subsidised tanning sessions? Hosting the new BBC extravaganza "Downlines In Need?" The mind boggles!!

The comments on backinbirkenheadwithnoflat bot's selfie's off women with clearly no standards actually make me feel sick. 😷

Tripple - he's a proper catch now that he's earning a "potential extra 1-3k a month"

backinbirkenheadwithnoflat's followers confuse me. What's in it for them? There is a bot girl with a name the same as a high end cosmetic manufacturer (let's call her makeupbrand bot) who comments on every single one of his statuses - she must be head over heels for him?

Moose - posh makeup girl always says cryptic things like "One day I'll join your team when I'm strong enough". Most odd!

Yes the Fb live of Salonbot was an Oscar winning performance. She does need to polish up on her ersatz tears-of-joy method acting when describing the wonderfulness of her #bossbabe downline.

and comes over all Mother Theresa meets Katie Price, the Jordan years

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

I'm mesmerised by paranormal bot. Partly because eyebrow bot (which was a compliment at the start, but that doesn't fit her narrative) and salon bot have blocked me. As has smoked rasher bot.

I'm good at getting blocked. Sometimes it takes no effort whatsoever

Hi Acatcalledjohn or other helpful souls. Would it be possible if I could PM'd as I'm not certain who Paranormalbot is or Eyebrowbot? Maybe I already know of them, but I hadn't realised their nicknames.

I know who Stokeflatbot and Salonbot are. Any help would be much appreciated.

Thank you :)

Yes!! I have noticed poshmakeup bot also. She comments on every single thing he posts. She literally looks like she believesaid he is God's gift. Bet she would love a dick pic!

Poshmakeupbot was in Maelle, now is peddling some really gunky lipgloss called LipSense that costs 18 squid a tube (plus postage no doubt). Bargain!

She also buys "the immune" off BirkenheadNoFlatBot - why are all the bots getting colds if "the immune" is doing what it's supposed to do?

Could someone please tell me what all these nicknames (eg salonbot and backinbirkenheadwithoflats ) mean? Thank you

Browbot, browbot, browbot. Tut tut.

Well done for doing a video on cyber bullying. Really, well done. Especially because it's for a secondary school. Clearly it worked, given that a few days ago you shared a message from a 14YO about how good it was.

Thing is, today you tell us it is only being launched in the school today.

So something tells me you have simply mastered the art of polishing bull poo. You are not bullied. Au contraire, my dear, your eyebrows are on fleek, as is your eyeliner. What is happening is that people are calling you out on the bovine excrement which you share all over your very public pages.

Will the video contain subliminal "buy aloe" frames sewn into the footage?

Will it mention that she is a bully who pressures her teamies into making the CCs each month? Or that it's okay to miss a wedding because your GHD broke?

She needs to know the difference between bullying and being called out for promoting a scam.

My mlm friend has been giving her kids the it works products daily.

One is called greens and is a supplement to replace fruit and veg. Nice.

Read the label, it contains white willow which is a salicylate very close to aspirin and the label says not to be used for children.

Her kid is 4.

Wow.

Replace fruit and veg?

How to fuck up your child's diet for life, lesson 1.

Yup.

It wasnt a marketing ploy either for once.

It was just a pic of them together and someone asked what her son was drinking.

It works greens. Jesus.

Would someone mind PMing me the names of the Bots? I've fallen into this after getting a Facebook message of a friend of my mothers offering me "a way to supplement my income as living in London is soooo expensive"
Googled Forever Living and this thread was one of the answers, and wow, my mind is blown!

Living in London will be a hell of a lot more expensive if you have to factor in buying £400 worth of Forever Dead aloe shite each month or whatever they expect you to use as your own personal stash.

In other good news, BirkenheadNoCarNoFlatBot has made 2 referrals to the new Insurance-MLM-Ponzi-Make£3000InYourSleep-ButStillCan'tBuyACar-scheme that he's peddling and he's the NUMBER 2 salesperson in the UK already! What a quick ascent to the dizzying heights!