MLM Bot Watch 28 - The Yazoo iis past iits use by date, but we have a massive #lardon: Tragiicomic cultiic wampum floggiing scamalangadiingdongs liike Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Jui

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Lets keep monitoring these pesky MLMs, shining a light on their nefarious activities, and supporting bots who realise the truth and need support.

Just had a read of the comments though - I see Salon Bot's other half is getting stuck in!

Those comments were great, nice to see LTW get a little mention at the end.

Someone has linked to this thread in The comments on Luan's live 'our coffee is boss, their coffee is shite' post.

Hey MLMbots, if you are reading this, stop squabbling between yourselves and face up to the fact that all these 'businesses' are just complete scams and by being part of this you too are a scammer.

Read this threads, enlighten yourselves and have a happy life!

Those coffee bots are bonkers! It's like the Jeremy Kyle Show gone wrong on Facebook - if such a thing were possible.

They're missing a trick. Why don't they sell their coffee at Forever Living success days? Cult members have to buy their own coffee at those brainwashing sessions.

I'm surprised coffee is available anyway given that Mormons aren't allowed to drink it. Could they use it as a spray tan substitute? That'll give ronseal salonbot something to think about. Or maybe she could provide coffee colonic irrigation? Coffee enemas were quite the thing in some circles, so to speak.

#fuckoffee

drlwilson.com/articles/COFFEE%20ENEMA.HTM

And you thought I was being lavatorial, didn't you?

Ha! A Canadian bot from salonbot's coffee scam has threatened stokeflatcoffeebot on Facebook. What is he going to do, climb through the internet and twat him? Even Inspector Gadget's arms wouldn't stretch from Canada to Stoke!

Loving #fuckoffee

Do you mind BS? I had literally just put the kettle on! vom face

I'm loving #fuckoffee though!!

Aaaaaaand Stokeflatcoffeebot has flounced off Facebook.

fluttering Sorry about that. I wouldn't try it with boiling water though!

The whole thing is so hilariously naff

And when they start protesting that their coffee is the best coffee I want to chip in and say 'it's not about the product, it never is in MLMs!!! '

Has he flounced off because he can no longer contain himself? 😂

And don't they all love talking about The Truth

I've seen so many Lives with bots talking about The Truth

(They mean the current Truth, not the truth they were peddling last week)

Trust me trust me

Is this The Truth that's out there, or the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth: so help me God?

What does coffee mixed with Yazoo taste like?

And I still don't know why the Milka cow is lilac. Will we find the answer to that, and The Truth by reading coffee grounds?

Alternative Truth is that they are all rich, successful business people living in mansions.

Actual Truth is that they are low life scammers, sitting in their dingy digs, squabbling with each other like little kids.

They're victims just as much as others they hope to inculcate. It's a real sadness.

Cozie- I agree.
I swing between so many thoughts when watching these car crash moments.

There's the part of me that thinks they are all evil and know it's a scam but another part of me that thinks they're not even that intelligent and they just believe what they've been fed.
Words fail me about these particular two though - Liverpool bot and ex top coffee bot. I just can't get my head round all the drama and that they think it looks professional ....

Comment on Salon Bots latest status about putting the stuff in her boyfriends squash "he's clueless!". Wrong on so many levels.

Some very pertinent points about NM made by a few people on that thread. One in particular hits the nail squarely on the head about ExCoffeeBot's previous involvements and all the people who lost money with LTW.

I'm amazed those posts haven't been deleted

I'm amazed people are reading them and are still asking for details of the new Coffee! Did you see that post when she said they were no longer allowed to market the old one as "weight loss" coffee? I suspect the ASA may have been in touch. But if they can't market it as weight loss coffee how do they market it?

What does it actually mean when they say the new coffee is 'clinically proven'?

Cozie, I agree with you that the vast majority of the people involved in these schemes are victims. And I don't judge them.

But I feel that once someone has been part of several schemes, see the dodginess and watch people that they recruited lose money, they cease to be a victim and become an active part of the scam.

With one exception. I do believe that stokeflatcoffeebot believes this time next year he will be a millionaire. His girlfriend, I'm convinced, it not that naive at all.

I think it's the two "clinically tested" ingredients in it...
getslimwiththemagiccoffee.vitaeglobal.com/Lean-Java-Bean/