MLM Bot Watch 28 - The Yazoo iis past iits use by date, but we have a massive #lardon: Tragiicomic cultiic wampum floggiing scamalangadiingdongs liike Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Jui

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Lets keep monitoring these pesky MLMs, shining a light on their nefarious activities, and supporting bots who realise the truth and need support.

Here's the 'proof'

Tell me to stop copying and pasting this stuff if I'm turning into a spammer 😀. This is by
'Left my wife, looking for bar work, live in a shitty flat' bot.
Quick précis if you can't be bothered to read it
'NOBODY PANIC MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE'

I have a Phenomenal team such a great bunch!! While everyone is panicking and moaning about the Stage 3 change my lot have seen it for what it really is ❤
I am very clued up when it comes to Crypto currency itself and its a good job!! This is like a Deja voo of bitcoin and let me tell you a little story!!
You may of heard it before but this is the severity of the situation.. A chap back in the stages Bitcoin went through had 10,000 coins that he was buzzing with and a stage happened and the coin took a plummet because of panic selling and the guy bought a PIZZA with his 10k coins yes a PIZZA!!!
Guess how much that PIZZA would be worth now if he didn't sell it??? Go on guess!??
It would be worth over 3MILLION

Believe me this stage is taking the coin to a whole new level!! Making it stronger and more sustainable and probably leading to individual mining systems but my understanding now is that its all being done through hard drives and not the big complex systems Bitcoin pioneered with so be excited guys!!
Transition and change is not always a bad thing..

Do you want to Be the PIZZA guy or do you want to be like the ones who rode the wave and made it big time!!
The choice is yours but I know what I am doing and my Whole team is doing the same the legends!! We are even taking advantage of an amazing coin offer this game is a race to have the most coins and thats what we will be doing..
Have a fab day everyone.. If you fancy a chat about it all drop me a message anytime 😉❤

I don't get it. My Russian isn't fantastic, and my Ukrainian even worse, but I've just been on that site. Edinar have set up that website and are listing (very few) things on it. Is that right? So Ukraine haven't necessarily classed the CC as anything?

Also it has just clicked to me that Edinar is Electronic-Dinar. I am (genuinely) wondering why they chose that name. It's quite an unusual currency - didn't they used to use it in old Yugoslavia?

Top, over-enthusiastic, Liverpool Salon Bot (and potential Botox addict) has been having a "home team meeting today." In other words, they are sitting on the carpet, drinking totes-amazeballs skinny-thinny coffee, looking at a diagram of a pyramid!!

Ha ha gaaaaaaa

Pyramid!!!!!!!

Someone with some knowledge of real science please explain this to me
Hot off the press from Stoke flat dweller bot

This, apparently:

It kills your appetite right off though so have to force food down yourself..
Its rocket Fuel i had some and felt wired all day and then remembered i hadn't eaten from 8am to 4.30pm aha mad!!

(Is it amphetimines??)

From my extremely limited (five minutes of) research, it seems Super Citrimax is Garcinia. The Wiki article on Garcinia says that one of its constituent chemicals can "destroy the testicles." But what are a pair of testicles in the pursuit of modest weight loss? Here's the Wiki article: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garcinia

Can someone pm me who Liverpool bot and salon bot are please?

If I'm having to resort to asking someone in the second year of a Warwick maths degree about Cryptocurrency I struggle to believe that Liverpool Now Stoke Bot is an expert. It looks like he's just thrown a lot of words at a page to see if some stick.

Not quite, fit. Someone else has and he's just 'borrowed it'.

a Deja voo of bitcoin

So you stick needles in it and the Bitcoin people are in serious pain?

The coffee thing is such bollocks. The whole point of clean eating is to avoid needless additives. Drink a mug of normal coffee. Drink lots of herbal tea and water. Eat sensibly. It takes some effort but it's easy and cheap, and likely to last much longer.

Fuck off with the bollocks that is Lean Java Bean and the terrible pseudo-science behind it. Coffee should be coffee beans/ perhaps a blend of a few different types. None of the other stuff belongs in coffee and therefore it is NOT NATURAL! By saying it is you are lying.

Sponge Hard fork?! Ooer Missus!

Spongebobette - "Is it amphetimines??"

Back in the 1940s it was acceptable to take speed for weight loss so maybe we've just gone back a few decades and flavoured it with coffee??!

The poster on that link even makes spurious health claims...hmmmm, maybe I've stumbled on an early MLM.......

Definitely MrsGoToBed and all those naughty dealers in those amphetamines pyramid schemes probably made lots of money and then ended up behind bars....hmmmmm 😉

Must be about time for your 20 year old to wake up fitgirl?
Tell him there are lots of women waiting for his expert analysis
(Some of them old enough to be his mother, but don't mention that)

Hey BS I like the cut of your jib

You are good with the wordles

Ingredients of lean shit java shit coffee shit

The 'Warning' is......awe inspiring. Who's left?

And the bit underneath that.

Indeed.

So - son read Wiki and went mmm yup yup yup and then started talking to me and my brain went AAAGH! How I ever gave birth to two mathematicians I'll never know.
Anyway the bits I sort of understood are - cryptography is something that ifs hard to crack and easy to verify so it's used to secure things (prime numbers were mentioned). This means that you don't need a physical record of Cryptocurrency transactions. The pertinent part is that mining is essentially a reward for using computer power - the miners will set their computers to run a programme and they get the coins in return. However the coins become increasingly hard to get otherwise the market value would decrease and it stops the currency becoming worthless. So I guess this is what the Bots are running on their computers. He's now doing a bit of further reading before going back to bed.

Those poor kids of FL boys are now being filmed by their mums, having to say why FL is awesome and what it's bought for them. They are going to have a tough innings as teens- not just because of the eyebrows and trout pouts that they'll be encouraged to flaunt, but they'll be also told to never go to uni and work, but instead to start hocking ugly bottles of ineffective potions and fruitless (literally, fruit-less) "detoxes" to their little friends :(

Good grief - those ingredients and the warning which goes with it!

Where is this shit manufactured?

Moose my thoughts exactly

They might end up having to escape from the cult. I anticipate some interesting stories when they reach adulthood and want to go to university but are forced to flog goo instead