MLM Bot Watch 23 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

[ForeverYazoonique]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

NEW Link to the Daily Mail article of 20 May 2016 regarding an ex-bot's treatment at the hands of her 'spline' at Forever Living UK

NEW Link to NastashaBarnbotShingles' refutation of the above.

We have our own regularly returning bots to tell us how bullying and hateful we are.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

Twunk (AKA ForeverYazoonique) has a bottle of Banana Yazoo in her fridge. She's still too afraid to drink it. Yahoo is important as seems to be the primary retail product for Life Tree World.

He was nice #thuglife

Nope that #thuglife wasnt even the kaiser prince forever it was the other dude! He was lovely too! These are the top guys!

Hmmm...

Oh yes! You're right. Been so many nice invasions.

yep..... they are at it again!.... oh hum.....

That's true stopfaffing, most of them I've got or seen on FB aren't dissimilar to that bot at all.

After sharing the DM article, which attracted heaps of 'I hate FL' comments from various posters, I had a Forever bot jump in to give their two cents worth telling another poster that he'll be 'enjoying his holidays in Florida while you'll be stuck working a 9-5.'

I know for a fact he holidayed in Cornwall (nout wrong with that, but such lies!) He actually put something like #luxurycaravan #livingthedream while he sat by a depressing looking palm tree beneath a grey sky . And he later had to admit he STILL works a 9-5 himself anyway . Posts were immediately deleted after FL issued their little gagging order!

Name change...I was once confused

Welcome bleak and waving to the rest of you Hunz.

I have fantastic news...my favourite vomit inducing jump ship barefoot bot is back from his "top secret" three weeks off! I'm so glad as I missed all the value he added to my life as he's all about the motivational memes and barefoot stories.

Seems he had a ball harassing helping all the unhealthy crew on don't tell the bride! Ooopppps let it slip!!

Hello Hustler! Nice to see you.

OMG he wasn't on that was he? [fake surprise]

aaah, so the mystery absence was exactly as people guessed!

My lowly bot posted something a couple of weeks ago about having " exciting news" that she couldn't reveal for a few more days. Well after a wait of a few days......and a few more days.....and another week........there still hasn't been any announcement

Does anyone else's bots do that? I wish I had the balls to post "still waiting..." but I don't want to be blocked (it might also make playground situations difficult!)

It sucks so much that we can't use the names of these folks. They're out there willingly and putting this content into the public domain!

And I'm salty that it took me so frigging long to find barnbot's legendary 'disappointed cheque video' .

Nooooo! The lady who does my nails has gone and become a Younique Bot

This is paining me. A lot!

Welcome back hustler! Wow? Dont tell the bride? No one saw that coming! 😱😱

Lol, and bleak you know how to live dangerously! You do realise dissapointedbot will be along any
Minute to put you straight! Along with an inevitable team of zoo creatures naturally.

😉

Bloody hell Fake I think you're going to give MNHQ a heart attack

still spouting the same.....

Anyone smell eau du fromage?

I'm sorry Chacha - you were saying?

Haha, I await it with morbid fascination anticipation mrshumbleSnide!

Whoa, I'm intrigued Fake...

name calling and whatnot

Right. Thank you for your valuable contribution.

Yeah fake bit strong tbh... But obviously I am interested to hear about these medical claims... Do you have screen shots?

my pleasure Forever

Bleak she has repeatedly pointed out that she is NOT disappointed - she's overwhelmingly happy.

Well barnbot is clearly still stalking these threads! Her FB posts address the "cheque disappointment"

I wonder if her upline the outspoken Lifestyle Guru is watching or has posted on these threads. I seen she was mention on the DM comments. as being vile.

Hi bumping does she have crazy lashes and a new found amaaaazing lifestyle? 😱😱

Might be time to find a new nail technician! Lol, could be worse though, she could have trialled those jamberry nail stickers on you!

sit down with a slab (and waves)